"One to be born from a dragon..." -- Let's Play Final Fantasy II

This LP is taking forever. Do you think Brick will ever Beat It?

Yeah, I know we did that one already but I don't care!

You saw earthling Palom through a time warp. The idea that he comes from the moon is Off the Wall.

That reminds me, Tellah almost forgot to ask: Anna are you OK?



She'd been hit by, She'd been hit by Baron criminals. ("OW!")

Hahaha, awesome. Or maybe:

For a long time when I looked at those Damcyan guards I thought they were bald men with huge beards lying on their backs, and that white stripe down the middle was early graying.

Great, now no one is going to post in this thread for a few more weeks because how could we possibly compete with that otherwise?

Now that I've seen it, I can never unsee it.

"Golbez took the crystal of fire ..."

If I had the time I would be painting the lenses of his glasses yellow and putting a horribly pixellated dwarven helmet on his head. Just so you know.

He's a Damcyan guard, not a dwarf. Or are you aware of heretofore-unknown Damcyan-Dwarf relations?

Dead men tell no tales.

The undead are fair game, though

Oh Brickroad - why hast thou forsaken us!? It's been 6 weeks (and nearly 6 pages) since your last update. Our demand for more is at an all time high. And I'm afraid no existing method can adequately convey that demand, so I (at great personal risk) have taken it upon myself to scour the world in hopes of finding a more accurate way to convey the depth of our demand for another update. My long, arduous search has finally uncovered exactly what was needed.

Frothing Demand Bird is not enough, so now, for the sake of all who read this LP, I humbly present:
FROTHING
DEMAND
!

See how his pantaloons swell with froth!

Luckily his mandolin has a detachable froth bucket.

Well it was Golbez who orchestrated the attack, so wasn't she actually hit by a Moon Criminal?

I guess this means Brick doesn't need to update any more.

I'm just kidding. Please update, Brick. I know that when you've been away from something this long, it becomes incredibly difficult to pick it back up again but please, think of the children!

And that's why I try my best to update daily.

That's what he said!

Um.

I promise to update this weekend as long as you guys don't care whether or not the update is shitty.

If you care whether or not the update is shitty, my recommendation is to cool out. The thread's not going anywhere.

I don't care, as long as it exists.

I would prefer to wait for the not shitty version myself.

Hey guys, if you're looking for a shitty Final Fantasy IV II LP, The Internet exists. If not, then grab a FuSoMop to wipe up your froth and learn some patience.

I just wish people would stop bumping this thread to whine or make jokes about the lack of updates. The thread's not going to fall off the board and by the time an update does come around people like me will have given up checking the thread.

Dear Brickroad,

There's always November.

This is the Working Designs of LPs, except with fewer (?) Clinton jokes. I'll be glad to have a good update however long it takes.

LPS UPDATES IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

I don't believe in shitty Brickroad updates, any more than I believe in warm snow or weak karate. It's not just that they don't exist; it's that they're a paradox in and of themselves.

Seriously. In the meantime, I'm more than happy to catch up on his many video LPs I haven't watched.

The bald, bearded guard is in the quality over quantity camp, and so am I.