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MOSES!

Also when i reach the bottom of Mt Sinai I break the 10 commandments in half on SKYPE CREW'S head because reasons.

With Star Fox Zero coming out, I'd like to celebrate the legacy of the Arwing chicken walker. Get ready for some Star Fox 2!

I updated the OP. I think I got everything. But it's hard to keep up with BEAT.

Quite. Sonic Dreams Collection is completed.

Actually I'm not quite done with Five Nights At Freddy's yet. I've just been taking a break from recording it for awhile because beating it is gonna require me to sit my ass down and trying Night 5 until RNG god smiles upon me, so it shouldn't be listed as completed yet.

Other than that, Everything's perfect! GOOD JOB FALSE.

THE FUCK IS EVEN

JUST

FUCKIN

GOD DAM

Siiiiigggggghhhhhh

Toilet Tycoon Reserved by BEAT.

EDIT: Also I've been streaming undertale with SKYPE CREW and I'm really enjoying it and I have 2 hours of video stored up so I'll prolly chop that into a lets play too why not.

D:

At least post when you're streaming so I can watch!

May want to rephrase that... >_<

Nah he's fine.

YOU ABSOLUTE FUCK.

What a "wonderful" wedding present! (I assume that's what it is.)

And Rebelfire : You, sir, are worse than Hitler.

Man, now I want to buy BEAT a game he might actually enjoy.

don't worry, the go-go Nippon dlc comes out soon!

I tried that already. The problem is that way he has to devote actual effort into doing anything with it, whereas this he'll just facemash his way through after a few drinks.

The bigger problem is that people are horrible.

I'LL GET TO IT I SWEAR : (

No sweat man, take your time. Try not to die from alcohol/animooy poisoning to the rest.

Okay So I need to do an update of my OMEGAPOST FROM LIKE ALMOST 3 MONTHS BACK so I can keep all this shit straight.

UNFINISHED STUFF FROM THE FIRST POST

I STILL HAVEN'T MADE GOOD ON THESE OH MY GOD I'M HORRIBLE.

Sonic R - Breakman
Turns out getting old-Ass PC games to run on your computer isn't the easiest! Especially since I no longer own a PC that actually has a CD/DVD rom drive! I do have a potential workaround though. So I'm hoping to make this happen soon.

Super 3D Noah's Ark - Rebelfire
I took a crack at this once but Never posted the video because I had just finished shotgunning Go Go Nippon and didn't really come off as a good person. I haven't tried again since because I'm SO FUCKING BAD at Wolfenstine and get totally lost in the simplest mazes. Absolutely shameful. Maybe if I get a guide or something.

Grim Fandango - Caliscrub
Most of the time I'm lucky enough to have Caliscrub on Skype, we're busy playing speedrunners. I think we can wrangle something though.

Kalimba - My Bro
MY BROTHER AND I ARE BOTH VERY BUSY PEOPLE OKAY?!

Samurai Western - Breakman
Technology has been my main deterrent on this one. I HAVE A PLAN. I'm... just not sure if it will actually work. : (

Valdis Story: Abyssal City - Kalir
Yo, Kalir, Hit me up on skype. Just, not this week. Gonna be kinda busy this week what with THE END OF MY LIFE AS A SINGLE PERSON and all.

IS THIS SERIOUSLY STILL NOT DONE?

Five Nights at Freddy's
I just need to Finish night 5! Unfortunately doing that will require me to sit down and grind away against the game's RNG and my own clumsiness, which could potentially take hours, then find a way to properly parse down the video, which will probably require me to buy new software. And I just haven't knuckled down and done either yet. : (

NEW STUFF

TALKING TIME FUNDRAISER DONOR PROJECTS YAAAY!

Cookie Clicker - Zenny
That's right people! The one, the only Cookie Clicker! Zenny specified in her Private message that I had to play it for at least two full hours, but encouraged me to do anything else I wanted to during that time. I have some ideas.

MYSTERY PROJECTS 1 & 2 - Mystery Donors 1 & 2
Two people who's names I SHALL NOT DIVULGE also donated for me to Let's plays for them! Unfortunately they still haven't told me what games they want me to do! I'll send them some PMs next week and update this post as needed.

YOU PEOPLE KEEP THROWING GAMES AT ME OH MY GOD.

Toilet Tycoon - Trar
What is this it sounds gross.

A Kiss for the Petals - Remembering How We Met - RebelFire
It would appear the visual novels ride NEVER FUCKING ENDS.

PROJECTS BECAUSE FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT.

Undertale
I already started it! It's fun and Smiler gets a kick out of watching me play it!

Dropsy
I fucking love this game, but I'm gonna hold off on actually LPing it until I've had enough time to fully devour it, and the internet has had enough time to create a full guide to the stuff you can do in it so I can PROPERLY showcase it.

MYSTERY SECRET SURPRISE(S?)
WHAT COULD THIS BE?! TOO BAD YOU'LL FIND OUT LATER.

Holy shit that's like 15 things I need to do! And I've done 11 full games since 2015 started!

Fortunately for me, only a few of these projects will necessarily be deeply involved, blood-sweat-and-tears productions, so I'm pretty sure I'll be able to knock out a decent chunk of em before the year is up. Then again maybe not since as of this Saturday I'll be a MARRIED MAN and apparently being a MARRIED MAN is somehow different from being a weirdo bachelor nerd and comes with a few MAJOR LIFE CHANGES or something.

Either way, if you've been waiting for me to do the game you gave me since forever, I'm super sorry about the delay, and I hope I can take care of it before too much longer. thank you so much for your patience, and for liking my dumb video stuff enough to request something in the first place! You guys are awesome!

Um. I don't actually remember suggesting this game? I mean, I think I would have recommended it just because, but I don't actually remember doing that. You do what you want here.

You have no idea.

No worries, man. After all...some of the best surprises lie in wait for a long time. :>

fixed

Fuckin A. My bad Dude, I gotta keep better track of this shit.

Post fixed.

Posting on behalf of my main man Caliscrub who will be doing all the actual playing of SC2VN - The eSports Visual Novel.

No, I did not make that title up.

Foolish Caliscrub. You tried to attack a rage skeleton in October when its power is nearly at its peak (before Halloween). You should feel fortunate that you did not receive a more severe punishment.

Hello.
I see Loki's Zork II LP hasn't been updated for more than 4 years, so I'd like to take over and continue the LP if he's not going to resume it. What should I do? I'm going to send message to Loki and Falselogic for permission, is there anything I should do? Thanks in advance.

It's cool with me. Go for it.

Thank you Loki, I've resumed the LP in its original thread. I'm awaiting for others to join.

OP updated. I think I got everything but who can keep up with BEAT?

Hi, my name is Goggle Bob and I will be performing a LP of the Xenosaga Franchise, starting with Xenosaga Episode 1, as is the custom of numerals.

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