HSUP B TCELES - Let's Play FF1! Again!

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I liked Zebra's explanation better.

More LP?

It wouldn't be a FF1 LP without someone begging for an update.

You need to be more like me Brick, and sporadically update every 3 weeks.You treat them so well in the beginning that they become like this.

- Eddie

I second this good-natured pestering. And Lord knows something needs to shame me back into my own FF1 trip after losing my momentum.

Be the inspiring guiding light that we all need.

It went over astonishingly well last time, too.

You really ought to know better by now.

Well, at least my spelling was correct and there wasn't a flurry of horrifying images accompanying it.

And this is for Torgo.

It's not like we don't have plenty of FF1 LP content anyway. Don't get yourself worked up over the Dawn of Souls content. 'Taint worth it.

Dear Brick,

I posted but you still ain't LP'n
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two PMs back in autumn, you must not have got 'em
There probably was a problem with my WiFi or something
Sometimes I type usernames too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's the Final Fantasy?
I signed up too, I'm about to be an LPer
When I name my character, guess what I'ma call him?
I'ma name him Percy
I read about your Mage Ika too, I'm sorry
I had a friend get killed by some slime who didn't like him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with MacDhol
I got a favorites list full of your posts and your threads man
I like the shit you did with your avatar too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

*weeps*

That was beautiful.

How can pestering be wrong when it leads to things like this?

What's that, you say?

Lay it on thicker, you say?

See, that's what happens to people who pester good citizens for LP updates:

THEY DIE

My Wii's gone cold I'm wondering why
I bought it ever at all
Nintendo's forgot about Virtual Console
and there's no new games I can play at all
and even if I could, it'd all be the same
put your let's play on the browser
It ree-minds me it's not so bad
it's not so bad.

Did... you post in the wrong thread?

It's entirely possible. Let me fix that post.

Also it bugs the hell out of me that the shops charge so much for the various spells. It's entirely possible to go through areas without buying them, but I feel like I have to buy them because they are there.

Dear Brick

You still ain't updated, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me on the forum you didn't have to
but you coulda sent a quick PM to Octo
He's like my brother man, Just twenty-four years old
We waited by our monitors for you for hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we talked on AIM - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my games neither;
AI always used to always cheat in battles and and beat me
I can relate to what you're saying in your LPs
so when I have a bad day I read em, listening to FF OSTs
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even solo thief to see how much it makes me bleed
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cos you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Brick, no one does
She don't know what it was like for nerds like us growin up
You gotta update man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan

P.S. We should be together too

My thread got like way hella weird. Which is saying something considering it started with a dude named "FUKT".

Don't worry about the updates guys, they will come. You know I"m good for it. It's just that [insert reason/excuse here].

No but seriously I usually write up the update text at the office, and the office has been kicking my ass the past few weeks. It'll all work out in the end though, you'll see.

Okay, I had a problem with the Moar Cat and the like, but this is getting awesome.

Moar Lyric, Pleez?


Mwahahah, I'm going to hell.





EDIT:
I love you, man.

Beat and JFink are the true poets of our generation, man.

Dear Stan, I meant to update sooner but I [insert reason]
You said you're doing an LP, sweet, how's that been goin'?
Look, I'm really flattered that's you what you called your character
and here's an autograph for Octo,
I wrote it on the fedora
I'm sorry I didn't see your IM, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to solo rogues too?
I say that shit just clownin dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That's kinda stalker talk, y'know? It's a worry
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his collection in the trunk, a mint Super Metroid in a case
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!

I don't get this reference AT ALL, but that's not stopping me from enjoying the sheer ludicrousness of it all.

You dudes is all right.

Prepare yourself.

I cannot wait to refer to cutting as 'solo thief', though I know no one else in the office is going to have any damn idea what I'm talking about.

OH GOD

Now that I'm reminded of that episode of Futurama I have to go watch it and get weepy-eyed all over again.

Thanks a lot.

(also this LP is swell, BR)

sorry to backseat rap, but that's how I'd have done it.

I feel bad about never posting the third verse. I ran into a wall where he starts talking about Phil Collins. There's just not a lot that can be done with that.

The only person to ever cogently talk about Phil Collins is Christian Bale in American Psycho.