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#241
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Pretty sure he meant 7-11
(for the delicious Slurpees; dwarves love them some Slurpees) |
#242
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Dwarves are well known for their love of sweets. What they really are mining for is treacle.
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#243
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Hence why they're so taciturn: treacle fudge tends to glue their teeth together. :V
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#244
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it's your tuuuuuuuuurn
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#247
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We are waiting on Eddie... This is highly unusual!
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#248
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I'm going to search for treasure. I might get attacked by a wandering monster, but I don't have much better to do while waiting for these other guys to catch up.
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#249
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An orc wanders along and takes two chunks out of Guts.
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#250
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Shouldn't that say he stole 2 of his Gibblets?
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#251
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I'm coming Eddie!!! No wait I rolled shit for movement again. I'm ambling slowly Eddie!!!!
I waddle over to G-10. Where did the Orc appear, Mogs? |
#252
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aren't any of you (all of you) dead yet?
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#253
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Good question. Let's say it's to the east of Guts, in E-6.
Guts still has the option to move. |
#254
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Oh. Uh, I'll move up one to D5 so I don't get in anyone's way.
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#255
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Map update, please?
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#256
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OK, OK, I'm on this. I will make up for being slow by adding extra realism to the Guts/orc fight.
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#257
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#259
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EVIL TURN
The orc bleeds out. He had really hoped to be killed by GUTS; dying at an elf's hands was the capstone of a really crappy life. If he is reincarnated, he wants to come back as a fimir. |
#260
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Quote:
BUT GRIEVING IS NO TIME! GUTS GOT THINGS ON PLATE. * * * I have 9 movement, and 2/3rds of my comrades behind me. I move and open the door at D5; what's inside? Anything that bleeds? |
#261
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Nobody in here but us skeletons. They do look like they're out for your blood, though. Undead creatures are all mindless. This means, for example, that Sleep doesn't work on them. The skeleton is the undead equivalent of an orc; the others are stronger and even slower. You could probably outrun anything undead if you needed to, but for now, you don't. Someone painted some skeletons just for you! |
#262
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I move to C4 (the skelly to the left) and take a swing. It's not good enough tho.
That should at least leave some space for an elf, and maybe our Wizard if he wants to get up close and personal. |
#263
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#264
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Waiting on Dwarf waddle
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#265
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I continue to get screwed on movement rolls.
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3870383/ D-10 I guess |
#266
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Once this other skeleton is dead we can spend a turn (or two) waiting for you to catch up.
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#267
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When the map is clear of enemies, I really don't care if you turnskip. This map doesn't have traps, so it doesn't even matter who moves when and how.
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#269
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After the skeleton finishes attacking us, I bop it in the head.
Perhaps we can then take the time to rearrange ourselves in front of the E3, letting our dwarf lover catch up? |
#270
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The skeleton is taken aback by Roku's audacity. He instinctively counters with an attack that removes a quarter of Roku's vitality.
Then he collapses into dust to deny Guts the satisfaction. |