I use my Broadsword. Let's play HeroQuest!

Roll to save vs. Typhus!

Complementary smallpox blankets! This dungeon has it all.

Did Dwarf-Man fall asleep in the middle of combat again?

Dwarves <3

I HIT IT.

No wait that stupid wizard is in the way again. I nose for treasure.

*snif snif*

As you are searching, an Orc stalks you and attacks! I'll put him at H18.

He scores two good hits. I'll let you roll defense, since you still need to decide on movement.

What? There are monsters in the treasure deck? A monster aint no treasure.

Invisible Castle is down right now. I rolled on Random.org and got 5,6 but don't have any way to prove it.

It's fine. Are you moving?

There are 22 cards in the treasure deck. Of these, 10 are hazards of some sort. The hazards are shuffled back in, but the treasures are removed once found until the quest ends. As you discover more treasure, your chance of finding good things decreases. Since you've collectively found three treasures, you have a 10/19 chance of getting something bad. Incidentally, the 50-coin jewels that you already found are the largest gold drop, but the potions are debatably more valuable.

A MONSTER AINT NO TREASURE

And no I'm just standing around.

Can has map update?

Only one of us gets to be lazy, and today, it's you.



Reminder: you can move through friendlies, but not monsters.

Moving to I18 and attempting to bop the monster on the head.

Rather than making "two" dice rolls, just make them together like this:

(put all of that into the "dice" box)

(Also, remember it's "hits(4)" on the attack, and "hits(5)" on the defense)

Monsters are hits(6), heroes are hits(5).

i stand corrected.

Should I also roll dice for the monster's spell resistance?

May as well.

Roku takes one step back to H-16 and casts the Fire spell Ball of Flame on the Fimir in the doorway, which the Fimir fails to resist, taking 2 points of damage and collapsing into a burning pile of green... lizard... thing. Ew.

Soup's on, Guts.

Guts decides that this Goblin (who attacks him, I assume) isn't that bad a guy. He's just hadn't had the right role model in life.

Guts is going to give this guy his card and set him on the right path. After we're done this dungeon crawl, Guts is going to show him how to do cool things, like wrestling bears.

Once I give the goblin a chummy "tap on the chin", I'm going to yawn and saunter out of the room to A11.

Current stamina: 7/8 - whatever the goblin hits me for.

Go Evil
Oh no, the Fimir is dead! Good thing we spawned an orc this turn. The orc and goblin move to flank Frupladlusfidrotus, dealing one and one damage, respectively.

Guts's friend decides to take him as a mentor. He channels the spirit of Guts into a devastating two-point blow. Elsewhere, Zargon briefly considers how hilarious it would be to make the goblin run away at this point, but decides against it.

Go Guts
Guts approves of his friend's newfound outlook on life. He decides to give the goblin his next lesson, but the goblin is not ready for this much learning.

Guts finds himself friendless in the world once again.

I think your invisible castle syntax is... working oddly. If I'm reading the dice rolls (albeit not the "results"), then both hits on my Dwarven lover didn't deal any damage, and the hit on me did a mere one point of damage.

The dice roll seems to be interpreting "- 2d6.hits(5)" to never "hit", on account of it converting it to negative numbers (so it sees "-6" and assumes that "6" wasn't "hit").

Oh, how about that. Well, that's dumb. Back to the slow way, I guess.

Guts

6/8 Body, 2 Mind
Broadsword (3)

Chroyikis Dadreechinthleeblifus Frupladlusfidrotus

7 Body, 3 Mind
Disarm Traps (roll 2 or higher)
Shortsword (2)
50 gold

Sylvis

6 Body, 4 Mind
Shortsword (2)
15 gold

Roku

4 Body, 6 Mind
Dagger (1)
Potion of Healing

(it is loki's turn)

Loki? Loki! Loooooooooki!

Well, dwarves aren't known for being the speediest of land mammals...

Maybe he got eaten by a tree?

Sorry, I haven't had any time the past few days to sit down and do some serious dice rolling.

I headbutt the dude at H18 for one hit.

He fails to dodge and dies?

That's using the ol' noggin.

Dwarves are well known for having skull hardness that is second only to the Polynesians.

Their legacy lives on in many Samoan professional wrestlers.