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#211
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Eh. The South will rise again, but I don't see any reason why you should help it along. Go North.
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#212
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Go north, only to be contrary!
Last edited by Falselogic; 05-17-2008 at 01:15 PM. Reason: Molten beat me to it! |
#213
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Go south without me; I'm too busy mourning Dirty Dancing to go on an adventure.
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It's up to you, Talking Time! SHOULD I BECOME A RUDE AND IGNORANT TOURIST? |
#215
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But of course! Bon jorr, ass too parll franksays?
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#216
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The horse should be named Elmer. I really like his glue, so I believe he deserves to have horses named after him.
But you should stay with the officer! We don't want to possibly lose another horse to our most mistaken adventures. |
#217
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What he said.
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#218
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You'll probably be stabbed to death in an alley, this guy is no urbanman. Follow the officer I say.
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#219
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PATRICK SWAYZE
also, tourist. |
#220
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name the horse Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights
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#221
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Possible horse names:
Dirty Dancing II Son of Dirty Dancing Dirtier Dancing Dirty Dancing Goes to Hollywood The officer is probably leading you into a trap. He'll also certainly prevent you from buying a "my homeland was burned down and I got lost in a graveyard and all I got was this stupid t-shirt" t-shirt. Page 144! |
#222
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I'd name the second horse Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights.
Or 2 Fast 2 Furious. |
#223
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#224
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How about "She's Like The Wind"?
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#225
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Name the horse after one of my favorite episodes of The Twilight Zone. Name him... It's a Good Life: The Horse Edition*.
And stick with that soldier, he's less likely to stab you to death then the people in town. *I'm also willing to accept: To Serve Horse Little Horse Lost The Horses Are Due on Maple Street ~or~ Horse Enough At Last |
#226
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I think you're just fooling yourself.
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#227
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Go with the guard. Tourists are jerks.
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Those are all great horse names, but there's only one that rises above the others.
Me and Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights ditch the officer while he's busting some punks for loitering and go off into the city on our own. Quote:
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This old man ain't gunna known what hit him. Time for a smack down. Round 1 "Get out of my way old man," I yell as I punch him in the face. He reels backwards, upsetting a barrel full of apples. The apples spill out onto the street when they roll under the hobo's feet. He tries to regain his balance but ends up comically flopping his arms around while his feet fly about in every direction. He flips up into the air and down into a pile of Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights manure taking 14 pratfall damage. "Manure, he says spitting some out, "I hate manure." VICTORY! Quote:
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The End. CONGRATULATIONS, Talking Time. Thanks to your help I have successfully fled from the dark. I only died once and ended up with a gem, a dagger and a dead prince's sword. Also, I gained 34 gold though I didn't have a chance to spend it. All in all it was a pretty successful adventure. Later I'm going to post the rest of the pictures from the book, plus one I drew that didn't get used. After that we'll find out all about fire and its location to water. |
#230
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I nominate Crazed Derelict as the Best Final Boss Ever.
Ever. |
#231
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ONWARDS TO THE SEQUEL!
and dude, you never got the hardcore sword. there is one, isnt there? |
#232
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I never liked that "council" illustration. The focus is this giant Conan-looking guy in the middle of the picture, but the actual king is kind of in the corner there on the left. Every single time I see it I immediately think, "Is it some kind of evil king? Ah, no, just his general-guy." Nice work, Loki. =) |
#233
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Congratulations!
You've made an awesome Let's Play. Consider yourself a hero. |
#234
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I'm actually kind of ashamed that we only got you killed once.
Really. We tried so hard. Ah well. At least the second book has more death possibilities! Even if you'll probably be too overpowered to be killed by them. |
#235
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(i love that we're totally taking for granted that loki will grace us with a beautifully illustrated sequel thread)
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#236
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He'd better!
If he knows what's good for him. |
#237
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This was a marvel. Loki, you got me right here.
From now on, when I think of Lone Wolf, I will picture a deformed little hobgoblin with a sword bigger than he is. Thank you for that. |
#238
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A++ would read again.
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#239
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Eight pages of responses and not a single "white flight" joke? Come on people.
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#240
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The tenth result of "white flight lone wolf" in google is.. your post.. so whatever you're hoping for is maybe a little obscure? =p
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