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and the bird's nest.
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#182
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Maybe the clearing is a Dryad's grove and we will get some nookie! I say go for the clearing.
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#183
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well your spidersense isn't tingling so it must be safe, into the clearing!
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#184
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Bird's nest is king!
Stay hidden; I bet something happens with or without you plunging into it. |
#185
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I ain't afraid of no clearing!
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Combat Ratio: 16 - 2 - 17 = -3 Round 1 Touched a 3. Oh man, he did not like that crack about his hat, though it did do him 3 absurd headgear damage. He maced my face for 5 damage in retaliation. You know what? Totally worth it. I'm down to 9 endurance. Round 2 4 on the chart. We take a turn to glare at each other, this guy and I, and in the process both do 4 sizing-up damage to each other. Ouch? I'm down to 5 endurance. Round 3 I felt an 8! While he was trying to mind blast me I blasted his mind and it made his mind miss the mind blast while my mind blast blasted his mind at full force. MIND BLAST! He took 8 blasted mind damage, and while trying to figure out just what happened I took 1 confusion damage. I'm at 4 endurance. Round 4 9! If I keep my luck up I might just survive this scrap. You know what such a high number on the chart means? SWORD TO THE GROIN! Bif! He takes 9 doubles-over-in-pain damage and misses his chance to strike me. I take the opportunity to do a little dance and mock his hat again. Round 5 My lucky finger touches a 6. He manages to smack me around a little bit and I eat 3 more endurance. With all the pluck and grim determination I have I gather up my strength and plunge my sword right through his stupid head. "Barf!" he says, and dies. I'm at 1 endurance. WOW. I'm honestly amazed I beat this guy. You know what, I'm going to take this opertunity to eat my last Laumspur herb. I may be out of meals, but my endurance is restored. Phew! Quote:
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Let's go, Dirty Dancing, 153 now... Quote:
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Out of game note: My fiancée's mom is coming out for the weekend. I don't know if I'll have a chance to update again before she leaves. I'll try but it could be Monday at the latest before I can post again. |
#186
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The Graveyard or bust.
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#187
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Well, there's no way Dirty Dancing can be left behind, so there's no way you can use the river. We've proven that riding through places without cover makes people swoop down and leave you expensive gems, so the highway might be the way to go if you like money. And who doesn't like money? You gotta buy Dirty Dancing some Horse Armor, or something.
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#188
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i wanna see you draw the graveyard.
incidentally, these sketches are fucking great. Go Supper Squid! |
#189
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I'm torn between the highway and graveyard, so I flipped a coin and got graveyard.
Definitely not the river, though. We can't leave our horse behind. |
#190
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I took Healing when I went through this, so I was at full health the entire time.
What I'm trying to say is that you're so very screwed. |
#191
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Not a single "I ain't afraid of no ghosts!" post? For shame, Talking Time.
For shame. Graveyard! Leave no horse behind! |
#192
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I thought we did take Healing. Why aren't we using that?
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#193
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every time he flips a page, he gains two endurance back because of healing.
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#194
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Oh, I didn't realize it was passive. Maybe I should pay attention to these things.
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#195
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The comabt reports (hat damage, etc) reminds me of Kingdom of Loathing. I approve.
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#196
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I can't imagine anything that could possibly go wrong in a place called the Graveyard of the Ancients. That is obviously the safest course of action that you could take next.
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#197
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Whether it's safe or not the Graveyard of the Ancients must be full of AWESOME LOOT. Oh, wait, it was probably taken already by almost-ancient grave robbers. STILL! It is the way to go!
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#198
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I don't even see how this is up for debate.
You get your tuckus into that grave yard, and don't come out until you've killed either a really big ghost, or a skeleton made up of a bunch of different skeletons. |
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Graveyard of the Ancients?
Not only is it a graveyard, which has clues to bigger places to awesome stuff to grab, it is of the Ancients. This doubles all loot! At least, it does in Munchkins. Or something. I believe a trip to rob some graves is in order. |
#200
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I concur, this is no choice. Especially because some friendly ghost is bound to give us some help in the graveyard.
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#201
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I'm sure the graveyard is filled with friendly ghosts who just want to help. If the ancients were that evil, they wouldn't have put them right next to the capital. Go that way.
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#202
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Having owned all 20 Lone Wolf books published in the US, along with the Gray Star series and Legends of Lone Wolf books, I have the following to say:
A)Enjoyed this thread immensly. YAY LOKI! You have resurrected the joy I had in the series for all our fellow Talking Tyrants to take part in. (You can also buy the books, which have been nearly 20 years out of print!) Your sketches are killer. B)DO. NOT. GO. INTO. THE. GRAVEYARD. Last edited by JohnB; 05-16-2008 at 12:41 PM. |
#203
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Also, hey, how can we make sure that Loki gets the rest of this series? we can't fucking stop now, folks.
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#204
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This is just crazy talk. The sooner you get into that graveyard, the sooner you can get mangled by crazy ghosts and reload your game and not go into the graveyard.
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#206
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jjb: These guys are pretty headstrong. Also, they picked up a mysterious, burning gem! Why wouldn't they take that into a graveyard?
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What shall it be, Talking Time. ETERNAL DOOM OR ETERNAL DEATH? |
#208
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100 sounds like a nice, round number. South it is!
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#209
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Oh god, what have we done!?
Quickly, southward! |
#210
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Go south, young kai lord!
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