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I'm sure if we talk to the captain of the death hulk, we can work out a peaceful resolution to our differences.
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#605
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If there were a clearer indication of imminent undead-cleaving time, I'd love to see it.
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#606
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Undead heads should explode extra good. Kill us some undead.
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I take a brief pause to consider then leap onto the pirate ghost ship.
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Wow. This guy(s) don't stand a chance. Round 1 I flicked an 8. I swing the mighty sword of summer, missing the zombie crew completely. However, the blade catches a beam of light and shines it onto the zombie sailor. The light burns up all the pieces of the jigsaw man reducing them to dust. Because the Sommerswerd does double damage to undead the zombie crew is now double dead. Well, triple dead technically. I blow imaginary smoke off the sword like a badass. Other zombies laugh at me for being a dork. Quote:
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Normally this thing would be way strong than me, but with the mana sword it barley poses a threat. Round 1 I touched a 1. Hmm... I make a lunging stab with the Sommerswerd and miss the ghast. The blade plunges into the wall of the hold behind the monster doing 12 flying splinter damage to the beast. It eats one of my eyes doing 3 what the hell, man?! damage to me. I'm down to 21 endurance. Round 2 1 again. I pull hard on the Sommerswerd and fly backwards into the helghast. This does 12 comical knockdown damage to it and 3 I landed on it's terrible claws damage to me. I'm down to 18. But thanks to the power of the Sommerswerd the creature is dead. Ew! I'm touching a corpse! Gross gross gross! Quote:
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#608
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I vote for the tower. |
#609
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Tower. The more phallic, the better!
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#610
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Your crew is on fire. You couldn't explode undead heads. The only thing to cheer you up is a giant cannon probably in that tower, which you can use to blow heads up.
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#611
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The only way to avoid the risk of sharks in the water is to fire yourself out of the cannon and land on the deck of one of the other ships. Also there must be some sort of undead fiend up there firing the thing so maybe killing him will be a nice diversion in the mean time.
Deffinately go to the Tower. |
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The only thing more important then slaughtering a crew of ghost pirates, is stealing the cannon of a crew of ghost pirates~ Winston Churchill.
Do what he said. |
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Up to the the tower. ...the ship tower.
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#614
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Oh HELL naw. Get in that water and swim after that jive turkey!
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#615
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Bring doom to Agahnim in the form of the Sommerswerd! After him!
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#616
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Man, that guy threw jewelry at your feet. Oh, and he also tried to kill you and such. Lone Wolf repays his enemies in full! With swords to the face!
It is on like Donkey Kong! |
#617
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Damned if you're going to have to play through all of book three just to track down his hunch-backed ass. Get 'im.
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#619
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Use HAMMER on WIZARD!
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#620
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Fight the wizard! No half-measures!
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Let that pussy wizard go. You know what they say-
WATCH OUT FOR SHARKS !? |
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I like the cut of your jib, Jjb, but the masses say kill the huchback and so a hunchback I will kill. Sharks be damned, into the water I go!
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That... that was easy. I don't get to one and one with the hunchback magician, I don't get to one and one with Lord Ganon. All I got to spare against was a zombie hand. Maybe those ringwraths will show up again. They would make a fitting foe. Quote:
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Well the day (month) is saved, my family can rest in peace, the dark lord has been thwarted, the one ring has been destroyed, the thirteen treasures of Rule have been found, and Hyrule will not rise from the ocean despite my best efforts. Thanks for joining me on this little quest. I couldn't have done it without you guys. You were my guide in the dark and my light on the tent. Maybe someday I'll be back and I'll visit these Kalte caverns. But not today. In the meantime there are deeper depths to explore. The End
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It's always nice to see a long journey reach it's end. Or is it just the beginning? In any case, congratulations, and here's looking forward to your next LP!
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#625
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The first book at least ended with you beating a deranged hobo to death.
This ending is a bit more disappointing. |
#626
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Abrupt and unsatisfying endings seem to be the Lone Wolf book's MO.
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#627
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on to book 3!
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Yay! go Loki!
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#630
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Quick outsider's question: Is it possible to not get the Claimh Solais
Sommerswerd? I find it strange that a game would have such an instant win button forced upon you. |