I think we all agree that god created dinosaurs on the 6th day. In the bible they're referred to as "serpents" and "behemoths". The serpent is the symbol of a sexual deviant, satanism, and homosexuality. I think we all agree that reproduction is impossible through homosexual sex. Many homosexuals, like Jeffrey Dahmer & John Wayne Gacy, who were violent serial killers and cannibals. Much like today's serial killers, who are all homosexuals, dinosaurs lived a life of violence and sodomy. The logical conclusion is that dinosaurs were homosexuals. Dinosaurs lived a life of violence, and as I have already proved, homosexuals live a life of violence and sodomy. Fueled by violence, sodomy, and satanism, dinosaurs had little chance to survive.
Isn't it more reasonable and logical that dinosaurs really died off because they were really homosexuals, and not because food was scarce when they got off the ark?