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Absurd Extracts: What Is the "Best" Post?

@karzac Don'T know why it won't let me quote you, but...

1) I love how they establish this long, deep-rooted sentimental and emotional connection, but because the price went down, it has to go now.

2) Pac-Man? Blur? Wha?

3) The replies are gold.
 
When you announce that you're selling something, always be clear on the fact that you're only selling it because it will soon be (even more) worthless.
 
Now I want a romhack of Pac-Man that replaces the ghosts with ugly apes and the power pellets with bitcoins.
 
How weird would it be to see you or your friend as a part of a keychain pool in a gacha machine? "Holy salmonella slurry topped with mango latte sui John, they got your ugly behind on these smackaroons!"
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My girlfriend took 1 year to convince that I was not the village retread,(sic) before jumping in. Now she ignores any good news I chatter her way. Time for me to swap girlfriends. Maybe one of you has a wife that needs a boyfriend post-MOASS, because you will be too busy counting your money. I'm good wife-boyfriend material, I promise.
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Look, I know a bunch of people who do the poly life for one reason or another. But. fucking what
 
those aren't girlfriends those are bots. OP might also be a bot. #AIdatingproblems
 
tbf, i don't think lungs, kidneys, or flesh are very masculine either. most organs are gender neutral when you think about it
 
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(knowing the kind of stuff you drag into this thread, i'm sure the actual context is more horrible than I'm willing to imagine rn)
 
What is a man? A miserable little pile of lungs, kidneys, and flesh.
 
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I’ve said before and I’ll say it again: the problem with Rory and people like him is that he has an IQ of 110 and thinks he has an IQ of 130. This false arrogance drives so much elite failure over the last 40 years.
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If he’d just said “he isn’t as smart as he thinks he is,” it’s amazing how much less absurd that post would be (I mean, I have no idea and no desire to know who Rory is, so I don’t know how true the statement actually is). Just by bringing in two little numbers, the poster catapults himself from “reasonable observation” to “I have no interest in anything you say.”
 
From the Wikipedia article on IQ
Historically, many proponents of IQ testing have been eugenicists who used pseudoscience to push now-debunked views of racial hierarchy in order to justify segregation and oppose immigration.

Such views are now rejected by a strong consensus of mainstream science, though fringe figures continue to promote them in pseudo-scholarship and popular culture.
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Curious if this has the same massive prick energy for people who see it without the preceding post.
I consider "role playing" games that require miniatures to be board games, and I don't like board games. I grew up on games that never used the term "theater of the mind" because that was the default assumption of how you'd play. Even if they had rules for playing on a map, they were completely optional and an afterthought in the rules. (Like, 350-pages in the core rulebook and maybe 10 pages on miniatures stuck in an appendix.)
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Said preceding post:
My Orcs and Goblins can outbreed other races, but have naturally shorter lives. Goblins are sexually mature by 5 years and rarely live past 20. Orcs are little over double that at 50 years.

But, in both case, it has to do with a violent culture (and sheer stupidity on the part of Goblins). Goblins are basically short, green Florida Men. (Goblin females are much smarter than the males, who kind of drag their numbers down.)
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I mean yeah, on its own the post definitely reads as “if you like to use physical representations to keep track of RPG combat, you’re a pleb who’s beneath my level”.

I haven’t the foggiest notion how it connects in any way to the previous post, though.
 
Dunno, without the added context, I could see the post being from someone who fixates a lot on definitions. But that can be fine, as long as you know that it's a personal thing. I sometimes probably write pedantic things like that post, but try to soften it with "in my opinion", or something.

With the added context of the other post, I don't think there is much to doubt.
 
Oh sure, with a few quick re-writes the main post could be a perfectly inoffensive personal preference. It’s the scare-quotes are “role playing”, implying minis make it not real or proper, that take it to prick level.
 
Actually only when it comes to the sub menu where you can change your weapons and the password screen ever since the Wii virtual console I have seen the green line at the bottom of the screen in Megaman X only X2 and X3 are fine when it comes to the bottom of the screen it's only X1 that's being affected by the bottom of screen with a green line yeah but for some reason that green line wasn't there whether you played on a black and white TV or a analog TV AKA color TV or a digital TV the original Super Nintendo cartridge of Mega Man X never had the green line at the bottom of the screen no matter what menu you were in submen your password menu it was never there I don't know why when Capcom made a virtual console game it's been an error glitch since the green line showing up so it means every version of the game now is based off of the Virtual Console defective version where the green line is at the bottom of the screen it is quite annoying especially considering the original cartridge on Super Nintendo when you played an analog or digital TV the green line wasn't there in the original cartridge just like when it comes to the original Super Mario Bros 3 on NES it says 1990 but ever since the Virtual Console and Super Mario All-Star on the Super Nintendo Super Mario Bros 3 has had the Japanese license right of 1988 but it's the American version of the game that's weird it makes no sense if it's the American version of the game why would it have the wrong year on it even on Super Mario All-Star for Super Mario Bros 3 you got to admit that makes no sense considering the original cartridge on NES said 1990 for the American audience so why when they put it on the Super Nintendo and the All-Star collection that they put the Japanese release date instead of the actual American release date considering it's supposed to be the American collection of Mario on the Super Nintendo in all star and why is Super Mario Bros 2 of America version of the dream world when you fight wart the toad as the final boss why is the title screen black and why did Japan make it black when they added the name USA when the title screen was originally blue that doesn't make sense to me either why should the American version of Super Mario All Star of our supervisors too and Super Nintendo Graphics but it was Japan's stupid lousy title screen color scheme when it was USA when our title screen of the original game was blue on Super Mario Bros 2 title screen was originally blue so why does the American All-Star not have a blue title screen but with a darker color tone because it's on the super NES got to admit that's a good point and it doesn't make any sense why the screen is black when it's our Super Mario Bros 2 with the original title screen name and it also doesn't make any sense considering Mega Man X on the Super Nintendo never had a green line in the menu where you could change your weapons or use your sub tanks on the original Super Nintendo cartridge it didn't even have that green line on the bottom of the screen on the Super Nintendo when you went into the password screen either on the Super Nintendo original cartridge of Mega Man X but ever since they must be using the Virtual Console glitched version and that's why the green line is there instead of using the original source code meaning Mega Man X in things like the Legacy Collection is not the real Mega Man X because the real Mega Man X on Super Nintendo never had the green line in the original version on the original source code Plus Mega Man X3 on the Super Nintendo was the end of the Mega Man X storyline when it comes to X4 through 8 those stories are based off of Mega Man extreme on Game Boy Color they have nothing to do with the Super Nintendo versions when it comes to the Mega Man X Legacy Collection cuz the Super Nintendo like the Tomb Raider remastered is just a trilogy with Mega Man X is just a trilogy of the Super Nintendo versions there is nothing after X3 that's why everything related to X3 all the way up to X4 does it make any sense because there's too much Gap in the storyline because technically Mega Man X4 is actually Mega Man Xtreme 3 and Mega Man X5 is really Mega Man extreme 4 and Mega Man X6 is really Mega Man Xtreme 5 and Mega Man X7 is really Mega Man Extreme 6 and Mega Man X8 is really Mega Man Xtreme 7 cuz everything from X4 through 8 is actually extreme Mega Mans because they follow the story arc of the original Mega Man X extreme on Game Boy Color cuz you can tell cuz when you play Mega Man Extreme 2 you'll notice the connection to extreme 4 AK Mega Man X4 you'll notice the connection between X4 and Mega Man Xtreme 2 especially considering Mega Man Xtreme 2 characters like irises in it Zero's love interest

Cuz there's a fan that did a little story connection and stuff and realize that Mega Man X through 8 have nothing to do with the Super Nintendo versions and he also proved the Super Nintendo versions like Tomb Raider remastered that also Mega Man X3 and X2 and X are only a Trilogy in the Super Nintendo there's nothing after X3 there's no real X4 for the Super Nintendo series cuz the original crater kind of botched up the storyline after the Super Nintendo that's why when you play Mega Man X3 in the Legacy Collection and then play X4 Everything feels so confusing and makes no logical sense now you know why because Mega Man X4 through 8 is actually connected to Mega Man extreme and Mega Man Extreme 2 on Game Boy Color indicating Mega Man X4 through 8 is one number too high

Because if you play Mega Man extreme and Mega Man Extreme 2 you'll see the connection story-wise to Mega Man X4 through 8 indicating four through eight of X has nothing to do with the Super Nintendo storyline that's why everything after X3 and when you played X4 after that nothing made any sense but if you play Mega Man Extreme 2 and then play Mega Man X4 everything starts to fall into place story wise indicating the original crater is a punch him in the nose for doing something so stupid of creating a Legacy Collection of X Games that do not belong together of X4 through 8 do not belong with the Super Nintendo games of Mega Man X because they have nothing to do with the Super Nintendo versions storyline
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ah, so this is what yahtzee is up to these days

(this is a joke about how much punctuation that post has)
 
I’m just imagining that person saying that entire monstrosity of a first paragraph without ever pausing to take a breath.
 
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