GB300 Seven Simulator Plus
($12 on AliExpress)
This was an impulse purchase because it looked like it was going to be another Game Boy-like 500-in-1 Famiclone device (the packaging is almost identical to the FC500, the first system I did a “What’s on this $10 handheld?” thread for), but claimed to run “Seven Simulators” and was only $12.
This is very reminiscent of the Data Frog SF2000, which I also paid $12 for on AliExpress. (I think the same people are making them, and it may well be the same chip as they’re close enough hardware to swap the stock OS between them.) As promised, this runs NES, SNES, Genesis, Game Boy, GBA, GBA, and PCEngine. (Interestingly, it doesn’t have MAME, and this may be the first multi-emulator device I’ve seen that doesn’t!) The UI isn’t exactly the same but it’s very similar, with long lists of games that don’t seem to repeat; and also search, favorites, and history menus. There's no menu button, so you have to press Start + Select for the menu, and your only options available are save states (of which there are four slots per game) and key remapping. As with the SF2000, there’s no cheats, no fast-forward, no resizing, no frills. (Unlike the SF2000, which impressively saved sram, this doesn’t—at least, not for SNES or GB. It does for GBA. I’m guessing that’s a function of which versions of emulator cores got dropped onto this.)
We’ve got the standard 3”, 4:3 ratio screen for this sort of device; Game Boy is stretched and GBA is squashed slightly to fit. This has a minimal number of buttons and ports, too: one SD card slot, a volume knob, a slider for the power switch, USB-C for power (and the battery is removable), and a headphone jack that can be used for an RCA cable for TV output. The build quality is acceptable; the d-pad and buttons are certainly better than the two power bank devices and about on par with most cheap Famiclones of this style—the face buttons are a little mushy and can sometimes register extra inputs; L and R are oddly shaped and rather clicky. For the price point? Perfectly respectable.
How’s the emulation? Mostly mediocre. Everything on here is playable; I didn’t see any terrible slowdown or crashing, but there’s some jerkiness and the music on some games gets messed up. (Honestly, the sound emulation is particularly bad, and I’m wondering if that’s the speaker rather than the software.) Also, amusingly, the copy of Actraiser on this is glitched so that you can’t actually play the game—you can start the story, but the Master is stuck at level 0 and you need to be level 1 to fight monsters in Fillmore.
I first thought there might be custom firmwares out there; turns out that you can only swap between the stock OS for this and the SF2000 stock firmware (aka, “V2”); and that there are utilities that let you add more emulator cores and add games to the various lists. I followed the
Retromods guide to try out Multicore; there’s actually very little you can change, you need to add new games individually to the ROMs list (rather than the system-specific lists, where they’ll only use the default cores), and I couldn’t actually get other systems like Game Gear or Lynx to load the games properly. (I was probably doing something wrong.) Anyway, at the end of the day, you can tweak the functionality to improve this somewhat, but not significantly; and it’s a lot of work for a $12 device that’s never going to be amazing.
Overall: Like the SF2000, this is really impressive for the price point. Instead of a $10 Famiclone, you could just play all the NES games on this and still get a better experience because you have save states. Granted, right now we’re totally spoiled for amazing devices in the $30-60 range that have better builds, better firmware, more powerful hardware and the like, but there’s still a place for the super-cheap device that you don’t care if you drop it in the pool or your toddler throws up on it or something.