New Project X Handheld
($30 on AliExpress)
This is the knockoff Playstation Portal that I got for a lark when it dipped to $30 on AliExpress. (And yes, I know I said I was pretty much finished with handhelds, but I was bored and they were cheap and seemed like I’d get a few hours of entertainment out of some weird new things.)
This looks like a Playstation Portal the same way the Powkiddy X2 looks like a Switch—it might fool people as a stage prop but any close examination reveals the ruse. It’s got a cheap, plasticky feel and it’s oddly light for the size. The grips are moderately comfortable, but it feels like that’s by accident rather than design. The buttons are fine; not terrible but not great. The analog sticks aren’t terribly well-placed and not particularly well calibrated. This charges from USB-C, and it’s got HDMI out and a micro-USB port for a controller, so you could use it as a TV box. No headphone jack, though.
The way you know it’s a bottom-of-the-line device is that it’s running that stupid proprietary OS that dates back to the 6X and 9X-S handhelds from five years ago. I think they improved it a little: You can save states, you can soft reset games. You can switch the screen between full (necessary for arcade) and scale (necessary for consoles), and you can remap (some) of the buttons. The faceplate swaps A and B and X and Y with each other, which is very annoying—especially since the button remapping thinks they’re labeled like a Playstation controller.
There are two main pages with a dozen games each, then a third with the lists by emulator. If you want to jump straight to old favorites like Squirrel fig, Rush n_Att, or Legend of, they’re easily accessible. (One page is arcade games, one is NES games.) This also has a set of other “apps”, like video and music players, a photo viewer, an ebook reader, a calculator, and even a stopwatch. And an Internet Explorer icon labeled “Browser” that’s just an internal file browser. (This doesn’t have wi-fi, what are you thinking?)
There are plenty of roms on the internal storage...well, sort of. It has 13720 NES roms, which means they start repeating after 700 or so. 1800 GBA roms is only 70 unique games. 7680 GB games, they start repeating after 400. 4240 Genesis roms, 200 unique games. 8420 arcade roms, 420 unique games. Oddly, the SNES section doesn’t actually limit to SNES roms, so all 40400 roms are in that list (including the SNES ones, though I don’t have a good way of counting unique titles). Probably ~2000 unique games at the end of the day. Most of these are the Chinese roms, too. Entertainingly, the only copy of Super Mario Bros is labeled “M Diapers” (and is a hack that takes you straight to the Minus World), which is a first in my experience. This didn’t come with an SD card, but there’s a slot for one, so you could actually load it with good roms. And at least it has a search feature?
The lower-end systems this runs (NES, GB, GBA, SNES, Genesis, arcade) pretty much run fine, so it’s a step above the old 9X-S in that regard. (The music for SNES and Genesis gets a little scratchy, the framerate isn’t always rock-solid, but it’s playable.) There are 180 (really 9) PS1 titles on here, and they run a little janky (and the background music is missing), but they’re also playable. As is standard for this crappy OS, it doesn’t save SRAM and there aren’t any cheats or fast-forward or anything like that. Oh, and no dedicated menu button, we push Start + Select like real men.
I didn’t test it extensively, but given how quickly the bar went down during my tests, I’m guessing you’ll get at most 4 hours of playtime out of a full charge.
Overall: This was a blast from the past (...five whole years ago), but in a world where you can get a R36S for basically the same price and it’ll run real RetroArch and everything up to DS well (And even PSP/N64 badly), there’s no reason anyone else should ever buy it.
($30 on AliExpress)
This is the knockoff Playstation Portal that I got for a lark when it dipped to $30 on AliExpress. (And yes, I know I said I was pretty much finished with handhelds, but I was bored and they were cheap and seemed like I’d get a few hours of entertainment out of some weird new things.)
This looks like a Playstation Portal the same way the Powkiddy X2 looks like a Switch—it might fool people as a stage prop but any close examination reveals the ruse. It’s got a cheap, plasticky feel and it’s oddly light for the size. The grips are moderately comfortable, but it feels like that’s by accident rather than design. The buttons are fine; not terrible but not great. The analog sticks aren’t terribly well-placed and not particularly well calibrated. This charges from USB-C, and it’s got HDMI out and a micro-USB port for a controller, so you could use it as a TV box. No headphone jack, though.
The way you know it’s a bottom-of-the-line device is that it’s running that stupid proprietary OS that dates back to the 6X and 9X-S handhelds from five years ago. I think they improved it a little: You can save states, you can soft reset games. You can switch the screen between full (necessary for arcade) and scale (necessary for consoles), and you can remap (some) of the buttons. The faceplate swaps A and B and X and Y with each other, which is very annoying—especially since the button remapping thinks they’re labeled like a Playstation controller.
There are two main pages with a dozen games each, then a third with the lists by emulator. If you want to jump straight to old favorites like Squirrel fig, Rush n_Att, or Legend of, they’re easily accessible. (One page is arcade games, one is NES games.) This also has a set of other “apps”, like video and music players, a photo viewer, an ebook reader, a calculator, and even a stopwatch. And an Internet Explorer icon labeled “Browser” that’s just an internal file browser. (This doesn’t have wi-fi, what are you thinking?)
There are plenty of roms on the internal storage...well, sort of. It has 13720 NES roms, which means they start repeating after 700 or so. 1800 GBA roms is only 70 unique games. 7680 GB games, they start repeating after 400. 4240 Genesis roms, 200 unique games. 8420 arcade roms, 420 unique games. Oddly, the SNES section doesn’t actually limit to SNES roms, so all 40400 roms are in that list (including the SNES ones, though I don’t have a good way of counting unique titles). Probably ~2000 unique games at the end of the day. Most of these are the Chinese roms, too. Entertainingly, the only copy of Super Mario Bros is labeled “M Diapers” (and is a hack that takes you straight to the Minus World), which is a first in my experience. This didn’t come with an SD card, but there’s a slot for one, so you could actually load it with good roms. And at least it has a search feature?
The lower-end systems this runs (NES, GB, GBA, SNES, Genesis, arcade) pretty much run fine, so it’s a step above the old 9X-S in that regard. (The music for SNES and Genesis gets a little scratchy, the framerate isn’t always rock-solid, but it’s playable.) There are 180 (really 9) PS1 titles on here, and they run a little janky (and the background music is missing), but they’re also playable. As is standard for this crappy OS, it doesn’t save SRAM and there aren’t any cheats or fast-forward or anything like that. Oh, and no dedicated menu button, we push Start + Select like real men.
I didn’t test it extensively, but given how quickly the bar went down during my tests, I’m guessing you’ll get at most 4 hours of playtime out of a full charge.
Overall: This was a blast from the past (...five whole years ago), but in a world where you can get a R36S for basically the same price and it’ll run real RetroArch and everything up to DS well (And even PSP/N64 badly), there’s no reason anyone else should ever buy it.