Just your friendly neighborhood Slenderman.
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I'd take even higher odds than 50/50 - at this point I will be genuinely surprised if the sinister-looking creature is actually sinister in any way. Especially with the "Aah!" at the end it's absolutely setting up an "Oh, you startled me!" "glubberglrbl (sorry)"Since it's Gunnerkrigg I give it a 50/50 chance that this creature is actually friendly and just wants tea or something. The introduction is so sinister it's almost overdone?