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Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
If I have any complaints about the Squirrel Girl podcast, it’s that I always read Brain Drains voice as sounding about 30% Werner Herzoggier.

It’s pretty Werner Herzoggy, but still only at 60% of what my imagination said it should be at
 
To be fair; Thor has a history of bad decisions
Who is the worst Avenger?

Tony - merchant of death who, when having a moral epiphany, somehow decided to make even more weapons, and has created more villains than Batman?
Thor - manchild with the power of a god, responsible for destroying all of Asgard?
Starlord - responsible for half of all life in the universe blinking out of existence because he Marty McFly'd at the most critical moment?
Spider-Man - who nearly unleashed a multiversal apocalypse because he was sad that he was famous? Because he also accidentally unleashed a drone army on a major metropolis out of criminal neglect?
Hawkeye - actual serial murderer?
Hulk - whose power is to lose control in fits of unbridled rage?
Dr Strange - only thing bigger than the cracks in the universe he makes is his ego?
Scarlet Witch - enslaved an entire city in an unending waking nightmare because she was sad?
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
Who is the worst Avenger?

Tony - merchant of death who, when having a moral epiphany, somehow decided to make even more weapons, and has created more villains than Batman?
Thor - manchild with the power of a god, responsible for destroying all of Asgard?
Starlord - responsible for half of all life in the universe blinking out of existence because he Marty McFly'd at the most critical moment?
Spider-Man - who nearly unleashed a multiversal apocalypse because he was sad that he was famous? Because he also accidentally unleashed a drone army on a major metropolis out of criminal neglect?
Hawkeye - actual serial murderer?
Hulk - whose power is to lose control in fits of unbridled rage?
Dr Strange - only thing bigger than the cracks in the universe he makes is his ego?
Scarlet Witch - enslaved an entire city in an unending waking nightmare because she was sad?
I mean… Black Widow also did a lot of murders Before deciding that clandestine murders are bad. Like, a lot a lot.

Anyway, it’s Starlord, if you count him as an Avenger
 
I mean… Black Widow also did a lot of murders Before deciding that clandestine murders are bad. Like, a lot a lot.
Nah, I don't count that. She didn't really have a lot of say in all that, and ultimately rebelled against it and stayed on the straight and narrow ever since without any relapses. She's probably my favorite Avenger besides Cap and BP just by merit of her being an actual, unequivocable good person.

Don't forget that Tony was ultimately a big part of that. "Even dead, I'm still screwing things up."
Oh I didn't forget, that was included in the whole, "decided to make even more weapons, and has created more villains than Batman." He's definitely the MCU's most successful villain.
 

karzac

(he/him)
Who is the worst Avenger?

Tony - merchant of death who, when having a moral epiphany, somehow decided to make even more weapons, and has created more villains than Batman?
Thor - manchild with the power of a god, responsible for destroying all of Asgard?
Starlord - responsible for half of all life in the universe blinking out of existence because he Marty McFly'd at the most critical moment?
Spider-Man - who nearly unleashed a multiversal apocalypse because he was sad that he was famous? Because he also accidentally unleashed a drone army on a major metropolis out of criminal neglect?
Hawkeye - actual serial murderer?
Hulk - whose power is to lose control in fits of unbridled rage?
Dr Strange - only thing bigger than the cracks in the universe he makes is his ego?
Scarlet Witch - enslaved an entire city in an unending waking nightmare because she was sad?

Don't think Hulk really belongs in this list, given that he's not in control of himself most of the time. Banner seems like a pretty good dude mostly, except maybe when he's enabling Stark.
 

Vaeran

(GRUNTING)
(he/him)
Super pumped for both the T4or trailer and more Unbeatable Squirrel Girl content from Ryan North. His run on USG might be my favorite comic run of all time?
 

jpfriction

(He, Him)
If I have any complaints about the Squirrel Girl podcast, it’s that I always read Brain Drains voice as sounding about 30% Werner Herzoggier.

It’s pretty Werner Herzoggy, but still only at 60% of what my imagination said it should be at
It is just almost there isn’t it? They should have gotten PFT, he would have done it. Can’t really complain about the casting otherwise, pretty top notch. Bonus John Hodgman appearance for good measure in the first ep.

Good podcast, this Ryan North guy who is definitely not Octo or DB Cooper is going places.
 

Patrick

Magic-User
(He/Him)
I thought Episode 4 was fun. Ep. 3 probably had the weakest plotting so far, but the characterization and acting have been solid throughout and 4 was back on track. 4 had a fun 90’s action/The Mummy vibe. The long shot of him falling into the water was solid. they have had quite a few great moments like this throughout. The last few minutes of the episode were really cool. Looking forward to seeing where it goes from here.
 
Moon Knight is on par with most generic Marvel things. Which is to say it's not good, but it's serviceable. It lacks a voice, or interesting characters. It lacks any attempt, even a feeble one, at an unique aesthetic style. The conflict is dull, and the hero is an unlikable murderer. But there are worse ways to blow a few hours. I'm only 3 episodes in and struggled to stay awake through each one. I wonder after how many years of scraping the bottom of the barrel will Disney finally decide to hit the reboot button. Because a lot of their stuff is growing long in the tooth, and it's probably more alluring to blame brand recognition than to take risks on letting people with their own ideas have a stab at their intellectual properties.
 

Phantoon

I cuss you bad
Thor - manchild with the power of a god, responsible for destroying all of Asgard?
The others are fine but you're being deeply unfair to Thor here. He saved the people, who are Asgard, not the place. He's also the character who's gone through the most loss that wasn't his own damn fault
 
Don't think Hulk really belongs in this list, given that he's not in control of himself most of the time.
I mean, that's exactly why I put him on there. Hulk is often completely out of control and just as likely to hurt friend as much as foe if you don't point the human wrecking ball in the right direction first.

The others are fine but you're being deeply unfair to Thor here. He saved the people, who are Asgard, not the place. He's also the character who's gone through the most loss that wasn't his own damn fault
Thor's sister, who seems to have been wrongfully imprisoned/victimized by their father, comes back to claim her rightful inheritance. And Thor's reaction is to blow it all up instead of let her have it. Ragnarok was a fun time, but they did a really poor job of both using and establishing Hela as a figure that merited that kind of dire, extreme response. I didn't remotely get the impression that she was either impossible to negotiate with or reform, when they had like a two second conversation and then immediately resulted to the nuclear option. Especially when she was subdued and imprisoned in the past, yet for some reason now, that's off the table for poorly or unestablished reasons? Loki repeatedly tries to murder and commit genocide and he gets a billion second chances, but Hela shows up and tries to be a boss-lady and immediately it's like ok let's just blow everything up, the prophecy must be fulfilled. 🤷‍♂️ Very much not a fan of how they did that character.

I'm all for contextualizing characters within their circumstances for evaluating them, but claiming Thor had gone through 'the most loss' that wasn't his fault is deeply unfair to pretty much the rest of the Avengers cadre. Cap lost pretty much every single person he ever knew or loved, being frozen for a good 70 or so years, but that never compromises his judgment or efficacy as a hero. Natasha was trained from a young age and subjected to horrifying treatment/training to be a villain and broke out of that on her own to be a top notch hero with impeccable judgment. T'Chala is in a very similar situation and watched his father murdered in front of his eyes, but never gives into the impulse for revenge or lets that cloud his judgment. Thor grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth and got to be with and know his parents for thousands of years, I think he had it a lot less rough than most of the rest of the Avengers tbh.
 

Rascally Badger

El Capitan de la outro espacio
(He/Him)
Really? She showed up and just started killing people, and showed no interest in doing anything other than killing people. And Odin, who in the movies has been largely correct if not infallible and not the dickhole he tends to be in the comics, imprisoned her expressly for being way too into just killing people.

She drew her strength from the physical land of Asgard and was using that strength to kill anyone who remotely disagreed with her.
 
The problem with that reading Badger, is that Odin is a shitty dad who creates most of these problems by being a shitty dad. He pits his sons against each other pointlessly which is toxic and breeds resentment. He refuses to effectively mediate the two and just lets their problems spiral until they become world-threatening. He is completely uninvolved with them nor really offers them any meaningful guidance. And he saddles them with all of his mistakes, including the results of his wars against the other realms. And the way Hela tells it, they were wars he might have instigated, and certainly relished in partaking in. Hela was "way too into just killing people" but she was so because that's how Odin raised her and encouraged her, as she fought by his side as his right-hand. And then she gets imprisoned indefinitely for being too much of what daddy wanted her to be. It's actually a really fucked situation. It's very reminiscent of the situation with Fenrir in actual Norse mythology, where Fenrir was an innocent but abused by Odin and shaped into the monster of his downfall.

She shows up and starts killing people, but it's only people who question her claim to power, and from her perspective she feels justified in doing so, as these are the people who imprisoned her for multiple millennia. And again, instead of really giving diplomacy an honest shot (we don't see nearly enough out of her to gauge whether or not she's irredeemable or impossible to negotiate with) the fighting just breaks loose. And yes, she draws her power from Asgard. But they were able to subdue her in the past despite that being the case. And they don't even attempt to separate her from Asgard by other means to lower her power, they just jump to the conclusion without any evidence that she'll become invincible if allowed to power up enough (where does this assertion come from?) and that the only possible solution to separate her from her power is to just blow everything up. It's a dumb, fun movie, that clearly doesn't want to think too hard about any of this, and moves things along fast enough that the audience isn't given time to think about this either. But it's a pretty messed up situation. I'm not saying she was right or was a good person in the film, but the film plants plenty of seeds of doubt but then never actually explores/capitalizes on those things. Especially when Thor is willing to lend Loki the benefit of the doubt for reform time and time and time again, despite his markedly worse transgressions, and a verifiable history of constant betrayals.
 

Phantoon

I cuss you bad
Hela expressly wants to conquer everywhere. It's what her dad started and failed to complete. She's not some misunderstood cuddly kitten, she's a murderous warmonger.

Thor has had loss after loss, few of them being his fault. Cap lost everything, but that's because the suicide mission he chose to go on wasn't as suicidal as he thought. Cap was prepared to give his life and didn't have to in the end.
Thor found out his dad was a git, then his dad died, then he lost an eye then he had do destroy his homeland and kill his sister. Then his brother and most of his friends were murdered in front of his eyes, then he utterly failed to beat Thanos and the Snap happened. All within a relatively short period of time.
 

Büge

Arm Candy
(she/her)
She shows up and starts killing people, but it's only people who question her claim to power
The first thing she does when she arrives on Asgard is kill Fandral and Volstagg, who were just operating the rainbow bridge.

She also orders Skurge to execute an old woman when no one would tell her where the Bifrost sword was.

Hela was "way too into just killing people" but she was so because that's how Odin raised her and encouraged her, as she fought by his side as his right-hand.
That's an explanation for her actions; it doesn't excuse them.
 

Super Megaman X

dead eyes
(He/Him)
T'Chala is in a very similar situation and watched his father murdered in front of his eyes, but never gives into the impulse for revenge or lets that cloud his judgment.

Ummm...no, it's exactly the opposite. T'Challa makes some very bad choices in Civil War, (as does almost everyone in that film) blaming Bucky for his father's death, refusing to listen to anyone about the truth, and is hunting him relentlessly for revenge. He even very specifically says to Zemo at the end: "Vengeance has consumed you. It is consuming them. I am done letting it consume me."

So, he snaps out of it a lot quicker than anyone else, but he definitely was clouded by it and would have committed murder, easily.
 
That's an explanation for her actions; it doesn't excuse them.
I've already admitted as much. But my point being is there are a lot of extenuating circumstances that hint at the possibility of redemption, or reform, or finding some other solution, but instead that just gets swept under the carpet in a hurry because the movie is not actually interesting in telling that story. Just in having Thor beat up his sister and making good on the subtitle of the film in a cool showy way. We've seen Marvel things redeem much more reprehensible characters/actions, so it's a choice to not do it here.
 
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