Absurd Extracts: What Is the "Best" Post?

[Fredde]

A little context: It's a thumbs down Steam review.

garbage! finished it twice.

 

[Becksworth]

Re: Sonic/Metalcore

Be right back. Gotta finish my essay on how Spongebob Squarepants introduced children to 90s comedy experimental alt-rock band Ween.

 

[RT-55J]

I dunno Fredde, that just looks like your Average, Totally Normal Steam Reviewer to me.

 

[muteKi]

Misleading? Pot. Kettle. Pink.

Imma come back to you about the “Should Lesbian Twins Be Able To Have Sex With Each Other” car crash another day but, spoiler, as an identical lesbian twin the answer is “No and is your readership so low you must stoop to Twincest?”

 

[Fredde]

Aging is *literally* the process of your body breaking down like an ancient and damaged machine. It's the epitome of the REAL definition of "degeneration" and people act like it's some sort of "beautiful natural process" no bitch it's literally a disease. It's a built-in kill switch your body has and science has proven this kill switch can be turned off with the right treatments.

Same goes for death itself. "Natural" body death can also be stopped with the right treatments - in fact, there's a lot of overlap between anti-aging treatments that could exist in the next couple decades and the anti-death treatments that could show up in a similar amount of time.

Can people actually fucking do some research before replying with dumbass shit like this? Seriously HOW ARE YOU THIS MOTHERFRUCKING STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

IT IS SPECIFICALL:Y NOT NATURAL

AGING IS YOUR BODY LITERALLY BREAKING DOWN AND FALLING APART YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! IT CAN BE PREVENTED
VIA TREATMENTS THAT YOUR BODY ALREADY DOES!!!!!

Do your fucking research before you tell me I'm wrong about something. Because I didd o my research and I'm sick of stupid people like you saying stupid fucking buillshit like this.

ITS NOIT HARMLESS TO SAY THAT AGING IS NATURAL YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH

YOU ARE LITERALLY GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO SPREAD MISINFORMATION YOU STUPID WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT

HOW CAN YOU BE THIS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID DO SOME MOTHERFUCKING RESEARCH YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT INSTEAD OF SPREADING REACTIONARY BULLSHIT

I HAVE PROVIDED SOURCES NOW LOOK AT THEM OR GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH

yeah ok so y'all went out of your way to:

• spread disinformation on purpose which supports that which amounts to global genocide
• dogpile a queer person on purpose for reacting normally to a harassment disinformation campaign
• make fun of that person further for purging post and *accurately* describing the aforementioned dogpiling as "cancellation" (which was used in air quotes in the original post, and also is just what the word means. That's literally the original definition.)

Congratulations! You're no different than a high school bully!

If you're WANTING to sentence everyone on earth to an early grave, you're literally an ecofascist. Otherwise accurately called a fucking nazi. Dumb bitch.

 

[RT-55J]

lol (more importantly, lmao)

 

[Tegan]

Until the last one I could have sworn it was Elon Musk.

 

[RT-55J]

Why is little red riding hood banned.

because she has multiple infinites, a projectile that stuns the opponent, great mobility, and a good slam.

If she was allowed, everyone would main her, and the game would just turn into RRH vs RRH. The game is better when she’s banned

 

[muteKi]

It is so hard to keep from posting every tweet the vulva psycho lady has made

 

[RT-55J]

As always, I am eternally grateful that I do not know what you are talking about.

 

[lincolnic]

As always, I am eternally grateful that I do not know what you are talking about.

 

[RT-55J]

I think I discovered who muteKi is referring to, and I very much wish that I could forget everything about her.

 

[estragon]

It is so hard to keep from posting every tweet the vulva psycho lady has made

me too, but also

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1640395314921107457

 

[muteKi]

The duality of man

 

[RT-55J]

counterpoint: no

 

[muteKi]

there is virtually zero transmasc representation. Read carefully about what I’m saying first: the recent shooter does not deserve any respect nor am i defending him

But

 

[Becksworth]

Insert "you DO NOT got to hand it to ISIS" here.

 

[FelixSH]

Anyone who goes against the New Vegas cult of personality deserves kudos. New Vegas' popularity is IMHO a completely astroturfed phenomenon masterminded by trolls from 4chan/NMA and their lapdogs and sockpuppets on reddit. Just as they popularized "Hitler did nothing wrong" they used the power of persistent talking points to make NV into something it's not.

 

[muteKi]

I get to write longer tweets so that I can put forward a coherent argument. Something you have never attempted.
Yesterday’s is currently on over 60,000 views and 1,500 likes. I seem to have hit a nerve..

 

[q 3]

when did dril start using capital letters and punctuation

 

[estragon]

If @AuschwitzMuseum cared more about spreading awareness than they did about being political then they would pay the $8 a month.

 

[Issun]

The Galaxy Brain has spoken.

 

[RT-55J]

ran across that tweet in the wild, and finding out that the person behind it is apparently jewish is stupefying

 

[muteKi]

Name calling is the last resort of someone who has nothing to add to a debate. So seeth and cope you loser

 

[Exposition Owl]

The essence of the Internet, captured in two sentences.

 

[muteKi]

You know there's an interpretation that I could grant this one that isn't completely terrible, but you know the kinds of people I share on here

Interestingly, many people disagree. Have you heard of opinions? They're best when informed - you should try it rather than swallowing every lie you're told. Personally, as a feminist in a world which still oppresses women, I find the patriarchal construct of gender offensive.

 

[muteKi]

And this is why you are called dunce. I am comparing your lack of comprehension and communications skills to those presented by people with a learning dis/dementia. Because talking to you lot feels a lot like a one sided conversation most days. You keep saying they are stupid.

 

[Ghost from Spelunker]

A tear goes down my face for all the poor males trying to live in this matriarchal hellscape.

On of the most saddening things around that whole franchise, is when I was in Barnes and Nobles and I saw a child in the toy isle looking at the toys and he said, "I wish there were boy Ghostbusters," which instantly made me wonder why they opted for an all female cast versus either a cast of men and women, or as you've mentioned, that lead-in to a new generation to the series prior to Harold Ramis' death.