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Also, two things I've encountered but have forgotten to comment on. 1. Hoopz's defensive move is a dodge, which nullifies the first attack he receives after he guards. 2. When a character goes "...fine", the text scroll pauses briefly after the "f". |
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His character portrait is from the SNES Shadowrun, if I remember right.
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#93
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Holy crap that song is rad.
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dude, the game got might sweary all of a sudden. It's like a kid doing creative writing and suddenly realizing no one is going to come down on him for cursing so he does it way too much. Yes I speak from person experience.
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Regarding the locked door:
First of all, once you go to Proto Neo New York, there is no way to get back up to the sewers. Secondly, there is no hidden key in the Tomb anyway. There is, however, a second locked door that says you need the key, but again, it does not exist and is a joke. |
#96
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This LP is great, Kalir. Keep it up!
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#97
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Onward, to South-East Sub Proto Neo New York!
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#98
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Aww, you stole 100th post. ...never mind, it's not important.
Last edited by Trar; 09-11-2010 at 04:05 PM. |
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Warning: today's update has gratuitous swearing, inaccurate history, cross-dressing, Drizzt Do'Urden fanfiction, and just a hint of Bill Cosby. Viewer discretion is advised.
This guy just next to the truck pump asks for a few neo-shekels. If you want the evil reward, you'll have to deny him the money. I never understood what made people think panhandling was that profitable anyway. The income is like no more than a dollar per person. Surely there are actual jobs you could take that would get you even a little more than that. I guess if you haven't got a home to call your own it becomes harder to get jobs like that? Anyway, the actual building is apparently the office of Dr. Allard. I notice a few of those god damned animal people and opt to avoid them in favor of the relatively normal looking guy with one eye. He's a bit ill-tempered at the moment. Quote:
On second thought, a doctor might not have been a bad idea. After a fight or two, the group hits level 6. Cyberdwarf picks up the Dwarf Caress ability, which heals all the people in the group, and Hoopz picks up the TrickGun Assault skill. Hey, speaking of, I haven't demonstrated Hoopz's skillz at all. Well, I'll be sure to fix that. Here's the path we need to take to get to Proto Neo New York. Fascinating stuff! This guy also sells some weapons and healing items, if we need any. Quote:
We've only got like 2500 on us, so this isn't even an option unless I decide to farm enemies, and frankly, screw that. Quote:
But first, let's do something we'll regret and talk to one of the people around here. Quote:
Huh?! Whuzzat? Whuzzat? A chest? I like what I see! Not bad at all! This gives better defense than the Ace Bandage, so I give it to Hoopz and give his Ace Bandage to Balthios. Speaking of Hoopz... BULLETDANCE! Hoopz's skills are all really good for their low cost. Problem is, Hoopz only has a paltry 30 BP to make use of them. Bulletdance, as you can see here, peppers the enemy with multiple shots. It's great for clearing out multiple enemies. Last edited by Kalir; 07-11-2017 at 10:43 AM. |
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Gun's Slay, meanwhile, offers excellent single-target damage as he goes in both gun's blazing. Unfortunately, those two moves cost Hoopz most of his BP, so I have to use a restorative item before I can show off Status Shot. Note that his BP has to be completely full to use TrickGun Assault. Hoopz rolls into place and fires a single shot which does no damage and causes diabetes. Status Shot sucks. Water Zauber is way better if you absolutely have to cause status effects, since Balthios has BP to spare and Water Zauber hits all targets and causes glaucoma as well. Back at Dr. Allard's office, his suits won't let us in to negotiate the toll with Allard. Dang, we're stuck here. Quote:
Or you can find this guy. Quote:
Short and to the point. The thugs let us in to the man's office. Candygram! Quote:
This screenshot exists for two reasons: Cyberdwarf makes me chuckle, and holy hell man this is a long cutscene with nothing but text. Quote:
This fight is such a pushover that the only reason I bothered screenshotting it was because I could use it to show off Hoopz's TrickGun Assault. I'M A FREAKIN' BLUR HERE That there is how much damage it did. TrickGun Assault is expensive, but it packs a hell of a kick. I'M NOT EVEN WINDED DIAGNOSIS: YOU SUCK Actually, Dr. Allard is kinda difficult, because all but one of his attacks are pretty dangerous. Reportedly, he has an attack that deals three hefty hits, each with a status ailment infliction. Last edited by Kalir; 07-11-2017 at 10:43 AM. |
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Or rather, he would be kinda difficult if I didn't Muscle Zauber him from the word go. Damn, Muscle Zauber is ridiculous. Dirty Needles is basically the same as Bulletdance: spammed attacks on all members of my group. The biggest issue is Allard's high VP. Even hefty attacks like Showboat Jam and the like barely do anything. I decide to try out Ice Zauber here for comparison purposes, but I'm thinking Thunder Zauber is the more effective, even if it costs 5 BP more. This is Allard's dud attack. It comes with a "You Have Asperger's" soundclip and inflicts the Asperger's status effect. As mentioned earlier, Asperger's is cosmetic. It causes the character to cycle between animations and shake a lot, but it has no affect on their fighting ability whatsoever. Any time Allard uses this is a turn you get to whale on him for free. Cyberdwarf finishes him off before he can get off another attack. Easy. OOH, YOUR GUN SHOOTS MEDICINE! S'INTIMIDATIN. Moving right along. Quote:
With Allard out of the picture, we're free to go into Proto Neo New York. All we have to do is climb down this ladder and- HELP I TRIPPED AND FELL IN A QUICK TIME EVENT This one comes up so fast that I only manage one of the three successes. However, in this case, it doesn't kill us, just wound us. Quote:
The damage you take from the fall is proportional to the amount of events you miss. Also, notice Balthios' non-integer VP value. Another slight bug. Last edited by Kalir; 07-11-2017 at 10:44 AM. |
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Cozy place, this. Quote:
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A band of unlikely heroes, as it were. Or rather, a band of semi-probably quasi-heroes. Quote:
Maybe so, Hoopz. Quote:
Before Barkley can finish his sentence, though, a spoooooooky cackle echoes through the area! Guys, we just fell down a ladder, we are in no condition to fight off monsters! Great, let's run in the exact opposite direction and never speak of this again. Or we can do that. That's cool. Quote:
The group ducks inside the nearby house. Damn it Barkley, why can't you ever just be grateful to people saving you from terrible fates? Quote:
Okay, even I know enough about this reference to know that this is just wrong. Quote:
Whatever you say, man. Let's get that quest taken care of. But first, we will saved our game. Quote:
Next Time: Ghost Jam Last edited by Kalir; 07-11-2017 at 10:44 AM. |
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Man, Shut Up and Jam Gaiden is so great, and this LP is making me want to replay it so bad.
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#104
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Is Truck Pump satisfied? |
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#106
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Best game ever? Juwanna believe it! |
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#108
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ZOMBIE GOAST DAD, LEAVE THIS PLACE
Great stuff, Kalir. I look forward to more. |
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Is Dr. Allard supposed to be J Allard, of Microsoft fame? Because then that whole sewer level is a drawn out analogy to the internet, the freaks who use it, the animal people, etc. I assume the payment-to-enter sewer represents XBox Live Gold.
It also means that a single neo-shekel is worth a little less than 1 cent. |
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oh man. dr. j. J Allard. Dr. Allard.
i'm dying. you have slain me. |
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#112
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GHOST DAD. My god, I love this game so much.
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#113
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Oh god. I got the Allard part, but I completely missed Dr. J.
This game is amazing. |
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When we last left our heroes: TOTAL INSANITY.
Today, more of the same. Here's the hunter quest bulletin board, and that guy with the Leia haircut must be Ramirez. Let's get the full tutorial experience here. Quote:
Right now, we're only able to accept the Ghost Dad quest. Quote:
Sweet, it comes with a fanfare and flashy intro logo thing and everything! Anyway, let's go back to Juwanna and iron out the details. Ah cripes, which house was hers again? Not this one. But there is a person here, so let's chat! Friendly fellow. Quote:
This guy doesn't have a first name or anything, so you b-ball aficionados need to tell me who this guy is. Quote:
Oh, sure, we could apologize to this guy, but that would be the polite and right thing to do. Sucker. That's one more alignment choice for the evil reward. Okay, this is the house we're looking for. Quote:
Who you gonna call? Trivia of the day: my grandpa actually kinda looks like Bill Cosby. Anyway, Ghost Dad here is one tough customer, probably the first boss in the game that can pose an actual challenge even with Muscle Zauber. Apparently, resting in the campfire cutscene doesn't heal everyone. Fortunately, I had the foresight to give everyone some Ecto Cooler beforehand, and there's even an inn to the east of the bulletin board if you're really hurting. Last edited by Kalir; 07-11-2017 at 10:45 AM. Reason: the optics of the paaaaaaast |
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His default attack, Spook, does a good bit of damage and causes Glaucoma, which is a pain in the ass for Barkley and Hoopz. I'd hate to see this fight without the god-killing power of Muscle Zauber at work. According to my guide, Holy Dunk does decent damage against this guy, so I'll give it a shot. See, this is why I don't listen to guides anymore. Good damage, but no more so than any other attack. Gun's Slay easily matches that for a fraction of the cost. Ghostly Curse is one of Ghost Dad's more dangerous moves, chucking out a boatload of status effects. That Handicapable one that Balthios has halves his Brain, which is actually kind of a problem since Balthios is so dependent on his skillz. Fog Breath cuts down everyone's speed, which is probably his least dangerous move. Even so, it's a pretty mean attack. These moves, combined with Ghost Dad's high health, mean you have to end the fight as quickly as you are able, or he'll debilitate you into uselessness. He also has Ghost Muscle, which raises his attack power. I tried to get Cyberdwarf to Toss him to lower it again since Balthios just used his last BP on Ice Zauber, but I screwed it up. I keep up the assault, but Ghost Dad responds in kind, so I break out Cyberdwarf's ultimate healing tech: Dwarf Caress. It heals all members of your party, but it doesn't have any cool additional effects like the rest of his healing moves. This here is Hoopz using Accurate Shot since the glaucoma made Mega Shot basically a waste of a turn. It's really not worth the trouble to cure the glaucoma unless it's seriously affecting your damage output, since both Barkley and Hoopz have attacks that can't miss (Jumper and Accurate Shot, respectively). Kinda like in Final Fantasy, actually. Eventually, though, we wear down Ghost Dad and gain a level for our troubles. However, we won't be getting any new skillz by leveling up, even though there are two skillz remaining to obtain in the game. Ghost Dad shimmers and sparks a bit... And then promptly explodes into a billion ghost particles. Naturally, this causes the fog to clear away. Man, why are JRPG characters always mourning over the guys they kill? Especially when they're really truly despicable antagonists who do things like slaughter innocents and even their own subordinates. Yes, I am looking at you, Tales of Symphonia. Last edited by Kalir; 07-11-2017 at 10:46 AM. |
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Who's got two thumbs and just put Bill Murray out of business? This guy. For being an unstoppable badass? Aw man, this again? It's weird enough even without the implications involved. Quote:
I love that they try to make the scene dramatic by making the characters turn away from each other, but since the party is still set to following him, it just looks like an awkward clumsy mess. And good riddance! Hooray! Can we do more hunter quests soon? First we should rest at the inn though. Thank you kindly, ma'am. SPOOOOOOOOOOOKY Quote:
Got the last of Barkley's skillz! Ghost Muscle is nice for two reasons: it's a buff to both Power and I think Guard, and more importantly, it's cheap as hell at only 5 BP. From now on, just as Balthios starts off by using Muscle Zauber, Barkley's starting off boss fights with Ghost Muscle. Farwell to you as well, Ghost Dad. May you continue looking sort of like my grandpa! Okeydokey, let's keep going. Hang on, where are the rest of the hunter quests? Didn't I unlock new ones? Yeah no. Sorry, Monster Hunter fans, but the Ghost Dad is the only hunter quest in the game. Like the vending machines, this option is here only so the game can claim that it has a monster quest system. I'll make it up to you. Just to the west of the bulletin board is a gun's store! Complete with gun's nut's! Quote:
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In any case, heading west from there takes you to the wastegrounds. It's not possible to go into this door that I know of. Sorry. Quote:
First, though, what's this dude up to? Quote:
Oh yeah, I forgot to buy new gun's for Hoopz! True to the shop name, this place sells every kind of gun in the game, save for the F.I.N.A.L. G.U.N. Of course, we only need the strongest gun, so we pick that up for Hoopz and get some more healing supplies, and then we're off. Huh, it's considerably more sci-fi than I expected. Especially what with the music (which I can't find on youTube). Apparently they have a truck pump in here. Which... I guess they needed to refuel trucks here? Or maybe truck pumps are just like political signs in the election season or something and you can find them pretty much everywhere, much to the annoyance of all who find them at odds with their own views. Oooh, fancy! Aw man. Quote:
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Next Time: Slamicite and Jamicite Last edited by Kalir; 07-11-2017 at 10:47 AM. |
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Oh man, the Spalding building. I'm looking forward to when you meet Scott Creelman and talk about the lines on B-Balls
And the B-Ball experiment log. And the elevator joke. |
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This game and this LP fills my heart with joy.
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