Johnny Unusual
(He/Him)
Look, I try to be nice, but that is a shitty looking dog. Its very bad.
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Terry Pratchett disagrees with you:No such thing as a bad dog, Johnny.
Dogs are not like cats, who amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw. Men made dogs, they took wolves and gave them human things – unnecessary intelligence, names, a desire to belong, and a twitching inferiority complex. All dogs dream wolf dreams, and know they're dreaming of biting their Maker. Every dog knows, deep in his heart, that he is a Bad Dog.
Look, I try to be nice, but that is a shitty looking dog. Its very bad.
This moment did feel weird and hollow. I feel like he could be a person who doesn't know what one is but doesn't it sound a little self explanatory, guy?"A butt plug?"
"I had to look it up."
...Did you though?
I might need to have a Nic Cage day, just to catch up on all the crazy shit he's been making these past few years.
The fact that this is not literal angers me. I thought I was going to learn geography!Netflix dropped a trailer for its live action Carmen Sandiego Movie