Lisa's Wedding
I consider myself lucky because I have a pretty good relationship with my family. Did my parents ever embarrass me? Sure, in some small ways. The only really awkward one that comes to mind is my dad making an ill-considered argument while discussing the micro-aggressions women in the workplace face. The other one is mom, knowing I was into anime, tried to make an anime girl cake. It was, and I'm serious, a Powerpuff Girl with tits. No, seriously. The breasts were
Viva Puffs. But as awkward as the moment was, it was also charmingly silly. I know there are people who have much tougher relationships with their families. And as embarrassing as the Simpsons would be as a family, better that than being awful.
In this episode of the Simpsons, Lisa runs into a fortune teller at a Renaissance Festival who promises to tell her about her wedding. The tale begins with Lisa meeting a boy, Hugh Parkfield, at university and after butting heads, the two fall hopelessly in love. Hugh takes Lisa to meet his parents and proposes to Lisa, who accepts. They agree to have their wedding in her hometown of Springfield but Lisa is incredibly nervous about her family embarrassing her. And sure enough, Hugh is put through the wringer with their shenanigans. But despite everything, Hugh is determined not to let it get him down. But on the wedding day, Lisa confronts Hugh about not honoring a silly family tradition, as not doing it would hurt Homer's feelings. Hugh reluctantly agrees but mentions his intent to "not have to deal" with the Simpsons anymore. Lisa is insulted that he thinks so little of them because despite her complaints, she loves her family. Lisa decides she can't be with someone who can't understand that and calls off the wedding.
I'm actually a little surprised this episode happened in this season: I assumed this was an intended alternate take on the seemingly annual flashback episode tradition but it shares a season with "And Maggie Makes Three". This is the first "future" episode and EASILY the best, though the very late season "Holidays of Future Past" is actually surprisingly strong. One of the things I like is that it lets us see what we all knew: Lisa is going to be exactly the kind of person she wants to be. When Lisa describes her and Hugh's similarities, it seems like a list of things Lisa wrote about what she wanted to be like when she was older. Lisa gets out of Springfield and into greener pastures and a wider world than her parents. With her abilities, she can do what she wants and does. The Simpsons can be a cynical show but I feel like the writers took Lisa's future seriously despite silly airplanes and melting robots. Giving Lisa anything less than a stellar future would kind of feel like a betrayal. But that doesn't rob us of conflict here.
And the conflict is that Lisa left behind Springfield but in coming home, having to see how much she values them. In the last few seasons, Lisa has been so used to her family's antics that she's often sarcastic about it, and despite being the show's most optimistic and positive character finds herself rolling her eyes at a lot of this nonsense. She does in the beginning of the episode when Homer boasts about his gluttony. Her family is crass and embarrassing and she complains about her father a lot. But she still loves them and wants to treat them with respect, despite everything. Hugh, voiced perfectly by Mandy Patankin playing a Hugh Grant-esque lead, seems like a genuinely great guy, if a bit stuffy, but seeing him try to use an insult to her family as a complement to Lisa is pretty nasty stuff. Hugh thinks he respects Lisa but calling her a "flower who grew out of a pot of dirt" is an extremely ugly sentiment that disrespects her, her family and Lisa's love for her family. We don't see it but when Lisa leaves, she's probably only going to see them on Holidays for most of her life. She doesn't hate Springfield but there are other places for her to belong to. We last see future Lisa in tears but her story is going to move along with great happiness, or at least fulfillment from doing great things. But in this moment, the story about the future is looking back at what brought her there.
Lisa's Wedding is a truly sweet episode. It would be easy just to have fun with the Futurama-style gags (I love that 15 years in the future is ridiculously futuristic) but its an episode about Lisa seeing a sad part of her future but also a happy one in that she gets to see how much she loves her family and her father in particular. It helps that as obnoxious as he can be, Homer is in sweet, lovable pooch mode. He dumb and clumsy but spends the episode being a complete sweetheart. I also love his future design most of all: "thinner" hair (it points downwards now) one come over strand instead of two, a little tubbier and two Jetsons-style rectangles for buttons. I also love that for an episode with a lot of gags of an absurd future and a lot of chances for "where are they now", it never loses sight of its main narrative and in fact seems very focused. I like that the Simpsons actually get pretty happy futures. Homer is stuck in the same position in his dead end job but can you imagine Homer enjoying more responsibility? At least for an extended period? Meanwhile, I feel like later episodes give Bart at the very least a mildly shitty future. Here, Bart's made mistakes and there's a bit of sadness to him (and maybe some delusion), but he loves his job and seems to have a rich life outside of it. We want these characters to have nice futures and they have ones that are sort of fitting to who they are without being perfect. Lisa's Wedding is a strong one. You'll never stop the Simpsons, but here we get to have the best epilogue you could want. There are some tears, there's some laughter and two characters walking away as we always will remember them.
Jokes I missed before:
A lot of freeze frame gags I missed from the era where VHS wouldn't always hold still if you paused it. The best being "Senator and Mrs. Dracula" on the list of wanted celebrities.
Also,
Other Great Jokes:
Lisa and Hugh being "utterly humorless about their vegetarianism."
Homer's oblivious reaction to Milhouse threatening a performance evaluation.
"The only thing bruise in that fall was my spine."
"Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I hardly even noticed."
"Oh, Milhouse doesn't count."
You know what's great about you English? Octopussy. Man, I must have seen that movie... twice."
"And it never would have happened if it had been in a church with God instead of out here in the cheap showiness of nature."
Other notes:
Weirdly, Kent Brockman sounds wrong. I can't tell if its just a different voice actor or if they intended it to be some other newsreader and towards the end of animating it, someone said "couldn't it be Kent?"
I don't care if its a scam, this is a good two-headed doggo.
PICTURE PHONE IS NOW!
Future Maggie is fucking rad.