Homie the Clown
I first got into teaching ESL the summer after I left University. I did five years as an English major, I learned a lot but in all honesty I didn't really apply myself so that the stuff I learned would have any practical value. I kept telling myself I'd be a writer but I saved all my writing for the student paper and my schoolwork. When I started teaching English, I had found something that felt really like me. But it certainly took me a while to get and apply the real skills I needed and I made a lot of mistakes and went through some tough times. Eventually, I got to a place where I was pretty respected as a teacher and was pretty popular with the kids. And the parents. At points, it got weird with parents trying to invite me for dinner and when I was going to leave one town, the parents held a dinner for me trying to convince me to stay, which felt a bit weird. A couple bought me a pair of sneakers. It made me uncomfortable, as I feel like things were expected that I couldn't deliver and it was trying to leverage me into doing some work for them. But I won't lie: the perks were good. I still use those sneakers at the gym.
In this episode, Krusty's wasteful spending and poor gambling is causing him to bleed money and he decides to open a clown college to train regional Krusties. Homer, extremely susceptible to billboard advertising, joins and despite his inability to perform Krusty's patented "bicycle fantastique" trick, graduates. Homer as Krusty begins doing a lot of work and finds it exhausting and demoralizing. However, Homer also finds that he is such a dead ringer for the real deal, he finds himself getting all sorts of perks and advantages, which he quickly capitalizes on. Unbeknowest to Homer, the real Krusty is in trouble with the mob over gambling debts. When Krusty flees the country, the mob accidentally targets Homer. Krusty returns to Springfield to face and both Homer and Krusty are forced to perform the mafia don's favourite trick to curry his favour and spare their lives: the "bicycle fantastique" trick. The manage to do it and the two get to live and Krusty pays up all the money he made franchising his name: $48.
Look, I feel there is a lot going on thematically in this episode. I feel like it is about the journey of the writers and a lot of people in show business. After graduating, you have to do a lot of hard, thankless work, often for other people as part of a bigger system. Like, I can't tell if the actual Krusty is supposed to be the Simpsons producers or Fox or all the jobs the writers had before but its the idea is that you are the thankless workhorse running the engine of a overlord that is pretty indifferent to the writers. And there are perks and also weirdly entitled fans (the mafia people). Its not some big obvious thematic throughline but I do think its there.
There are some Simpsons that work emotionally and intellectually and there are MANY that dovetail that with great comedy. But some work almost primarily as a joke factory. Homie the Clown is in the latter. Yes, there's themes and metaphor but its almost completely ancillary to the delightful ride that is this episode, with top dollar jokes from start to finish. It helps that it is from my favourite Simpsons writer, John Swartzwelder, who I feel is the show's master of the absurd joke and adding a bit of anti-comedy into the comedy (less in the Tim and Eric sense of mocking comedy conventions and more in the sense of using jokes we know the end to and toying with our expectations). I always remember liking the episode but watching it this time actually elicited a lot of real laughter rather than simply appreciating, which is good for an episode I've definitely seen more than 10 times.
I feel like this episode must have been born from Groening's original plan that Homer and Krusty were to be the same person, which was to highlight the irony that Bart is constantly tormenting the one person he actually respects. Obviously the show did too many things that made the premise untenable to actually apply in the series but it could have yielded some interested character dynamics but it also feels like the show is much better off for not having that be in Homer's character. And besides, the show had did lots of great episodes that show that Homer is willing to do hard thankless work for his kids that they don't really appreciate. Instead, he have an episode that's a sort of Prince and the Pauper comedy filled with brilliant little skits and unlike some of the later episodes that feel stapled together, all of the crazy elements feel very much part of the same rich tapestry. I feel confident in saying I would put Homie the Clown is among the series funniest episodes, a fact that I would have probably neglected if I hadn't just rewatched it.
Jokes I missed before:
Other great jokes:
I'll do my best here but there are SO many to name, its impossible.
"Did you send those thousand roses to Bea Arthur's grave."
"Yeah, but she's still--"
"I don't want to hear the end of any sentences."
"But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?"
"Probably."
"Whatever you say Mr. Billboard."
One of my favourite quote to use in life, except I just say "Will do, Mr. Billboard." To my shame.
"I think I'll have some wine."
"What's a Chachi."
A question I ask every day.
"Kill... wealthy... dowager."
"Get a cheap one and what happens? Goes off! Takes out the eyes of every kid in the room. What's that going to cost ya? Hey, Bill, what did that cost us?"
"Our fantastic new burger: The one with ketchup..."
"Stop, stop, he's already dead?"
"Here's your giraffe little girl."
"I'm a boy."
"That's the spirit. Never give up."
Dick Cavett as an attention starved name dropper is great. Would it be funnier if I knew the slightest thing about Dick Cavett?
"Look at this swell bucket of house paint! LOOK AT IT!"
"I only consider you scum compared to Krusty. Yeah, you see how you scum."
Uncut Gems is this, except the tensest thing ever.
"After he's done, I gotta go."
"You want my advise? I think you should buy this car."
"We need more ammo. Let's go to Big 5."
"Is anyone hearing me complain about the breasts?"
"I told you we should have bought more than three bullets?"
"I'm seein' double here! Four Krusties!"