Johnny Unusual
(He/Him)
Yes @gorha
1) Seriously, you might not even know this game exists so... try guessing a TV show.
Pretty obscure game.
2) Despite the name of the games protagonist, he cannot "walk through books"
Ghumby is the name of those weirdos with the cloths on their head who speak loudly. You play one as a lead.
3) Collect breakfast foods, including a noteworthy brandname salty pork product
SPAM
4) Like the fandom, it regurgitates jokes in the least funny way possible.
See: Spam. And also a really annoying soundbite version of the argument clinic sketch
5) Jesus Christ, please stop with the random burps. There wasn't nearly this much burping in the show (though there was some).
Too many
6) Despite promising to teach us about trees, we only see one kind.
The Larch. The Larch
1) Seriously, you might not even know this game exists so... try guessing a TV show.
Pretty obscure game.
2) Despite the name of the games protagonist, he cannot "walk through books"
Ghumby is the name of those weirdos with the cloths on their head who speak loudly. You play one as a lead.
3) Collect breakfast foods, including a noteworthy brandname salty pork product
SPAM
4) Like the fandom, it regurgitates jokes in the least funny way possible.
See: Spam. And also a really annoying soundbite version of the argument clinic sketch
5) Jesus Christ, please stop with the random burps. There wasn't nearly this much burping in the show (though there was some).
Too many
6) Despite promising to teach us about trees, we only see one kind.
The Larch. The Larch