Welcome to Talking Time's third iteration! If you would like to register for an account, or have already registered but have not yet been confirmed, please read the following:
Once you have completed these steps, Moderation Staff will be able to get your account approved.
I disagree! "Sneezes" is pretty much the entirety of my personality for at least 4 straight months out of the year during Spring.“Sneezes” is not a personality, Walt.
That's what makes her so evil!Also, since Evil Witch Queens end Game was to be Hotter Than a Literal Child, couldn’t she have just, like, given Her a bad haircut or something? Or jacked up her face real bad? Something less convoluted probably would have worked way better.
It's posts like this that made me vote for enabling the "Like" button on these forums.Bongo, would you say that Zardoz spoke to you.
I disagree! "Sneezes" is pretty much the entirety of my personality for at least 4 straight months out of the year during Spring.
That's what makes her so evil!
Any plans to watch Song of the South or any of Disney's history they try to paper over/pretend doesn't exist?
I mean, she shape changes as part of the plot. Just shape change into a hotter form, would be way less effort than relying on duplicitous henchmenAlso, since Evil Witch Queens end Game was to be Hotter Than a Literal Child, couldn’t she have just, like, given Her a bad haircut or something? Or jacked up her face real bad? Something less convoluted probably would have worked way better.
Have you seen the evil witch? Odds are that she's already using magic for that, with the implication that there must exist an entropic Law of Conservation of Hotness that prevents her magic from increasing her overall beauty level beyond Snow White's. In this paper I will...I mean, she shape changes as part of the plot. Just shape change into a hotter form, would be way less effort than relying on duplicitous henchmen
Hmmm, we can add that to other film rules, like the inviolable Conservation of Ninjitsu...Have you seen the evil witch? Odds are that she's already using magic for that, with the implication that there must exist an entropic Law of Conservation of Hotness that prevents her magic from increasing her overall beauty level beyond Snow White's. In this paper I will...
Pinnochio is the story of a little wooden boy who is full of bugs. It’s also a substantial step up in quality. Are these facts unrelated? Doubtful.
Theres some actual comedy injected into the movie, rather than just counting on the fact that a bird looks startled qualifies as humour, and since the villain was literally the only thing memorable about Snow White, they went whole hog and tossed in four bad guys.
Didn‘t bat an eye at the magical sanctimonious bug, or the talking wooden boy, but somehow Honest John was a bridge too far. That his sidekick was Bill the Cat was Also fine.
Pleasure Island has a fight club and and a Rage Room.
Gepetto sends his son, granted to him by dues ex machina, to school almost immediately after meeting him. He is plainly not eager to be a single father. The fairy did not do her due deligence in making sure that a puppet was going to a good home. Her goals are murky.
I vote the movie “Most Improved”, but also “Least Improved” because it’s the second movie in the canon, so I can use any qualifier I want.
I quite enjoy KC Green’s comic version. He hasn’t updated it in a while, though.I think the book is even weirder (and more horrifying) than the movie, and I would totally encourage to read it, if you like the weird parts of the movie. Like, it starts with Geppeto (I think you spell it this way?) getting into a fist fight with his friend. And a snake dies of boredom.
If the postal service is badass enough to arrest Steve Bannon, you bet they pick up and deliver to whales!The most bewildering thing is that Geppeto apparently had a letter delivered to his house in order to inform people he’s been eaten by a whale.
Does the postal service go to whales?
Maybe the insides of the whale are pocket dimension, where time flows differently?
I quite enjoy KC Green’s comic version. He hasn’t updated it in a while, though.
I’m no Whale Technician, but I took it on good faith that that’s simply what they look like once you get in there deep enough.If Kingdom Hearts is canon to Disney (which it is) this is what the inside of this particular whale looks like:
Monstro has clearly eaten enough psychotropic drugs not only to become an alternate dimension unto himself, but also to fuel anything living inside it for decades.
I really detest Jiminy Cricket's design, 'cause it's an early prominent example of character designers deciding that bugs aren't cute and then giving up.
Look at this motherfucker:
He's just some dude. He's clearly not a bug, except we're told he's a bug because that's all it takes apparently.
fair assessment. But tbf, bugs are not cuteit's an early prominent example of character designers deciding that bugs aren't cute and then giving up.
fair assessment. But tbf, bugs are not cute
Beg to differ!fair assessment. But tbf, bugs are not cute
Don't let everyone else in this thread lie to you. Bugs are not cute. Stay strong.fair assessment. But tbf, bugs are not cute