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(he, him, his)
What? Not a fan of Bazooka Joe's "humor"?
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Oh, this was VERY accurate in flavour. It was pretty great.Spider Sugar Raspberry Jelly Donut Fudge
Excited for this.
This also was a great approximation of an oreo.Spider Sugar Cookies and Cream Cotton Candy
Even more excited!
These were my favourite, though. Best of the week. If you find gummi spicy mango and you like mango, gummies and the tiniest bit of spice, you are in a good place here! High recommend.Gummy Spicy Mango
Wow, this week is exciting!
I just don't like strawberry sodas. Not as much as the pineapple (though usually I don't like those much either)Yummy Miami Strawberry
Less interesting but... I did like the last one.
This DID come with a comic!Dubble Bubble
Oh.. like Bazooka Joe? But... not?
Pretty much what I expected. Fine.An Deas Assorted Flavours Candy
Oh... coloured candies.
This was a bit of a surprise. No strong feelings but they actually didn't bother to add food colouring so the colour is kind of just... cloudy water. Tasted OK though.Dole Tropical Splash Drink Mix
Yeah, some... not-fruit fruit juice.
Doesn't disappoint.Caramel Corn
HEY! THE SLUMP IS OVER. Yeah, it's not special but caramel corn is a perfect comfort food.
This did, though. Not real chocolate. Will now be only used to flavour my oatmeal.Mirage Quality Sticks
Wait... more candy cigarettes?
Yeah, just OK lemon dropsAn Deas Lemon Candies
Like the assorted candies but with a narrow focus. Lemon is pretty great, though.
OK drink mixDole Strawberry Pineapple drink mix
The last one was OK. No frills but I kind of respect it (including not bothering with food colouring).
OK gum... but it works better in shredded form.Big League Chew Bubble gumballs
It's weird since the point is to seem like chewing tobacco but that feels like barely a think in baseball now.
Not great. Fun colours that disappear quickly and it's just a generic lolli.Jumbo Circus Pop
It's probably just fine but I gotta say that colours are aesthetically pleasing.
Not bad but the pineapple one is the only one that stood out so far.Yummy Miami Black Cherry
Hopeful for this. Did like pineapple, indifferent to strawberry.
IT'S FINE!Picard's Chip Nuts Bacon and Cheddar
The others were OK. Bacon probably helps a bit.
This is decent. I like it's actually just 1 half portion banana cotton candy and 1 half strawberry cotton candy. Not REALLY banana split but still solid classic flavours.Sugar Spider Banana Split Cotton Candy
Oh, I like that it seems to contain TWO DIFFERENT (or at least differently coloured) cotton candies to go together.
This is a really good fudge too. Really the only let down so far was that "monkey something or other" that had little banana taste.Sugar Spider Peaches and Cream Fudge
Its getting cooler so I'm trying to get all the summery flavours I can before it gets chilly.
Kitkat is good. Pretty solid!Kitkat Chunky Cookie Dough
Kitkat rarely disappoints.
It's a butterscotch. Competent. It will do.An Deas Butterscotch Candies
Was never really my bag but I don't dislike butterscotches, so let's go.
Dunkaroos Vanilla Frosting
Now with MORE RAINBOW SPRINKLES! Because people were really pissed about how they fucked up the last time on the rainbow sprinkle front.
I bought some pop tarts but that's just too much sweet on sweet. So I instead went with organic dark rye toast (because it is a little bit sour) and that was a little weird but mostly worked really well. That said, it's mostly frosting with slightly more firm lumps. So good but not exciting.What will the dip medium be?
This didn't work for me. So far, the only Yummy Miami I really enjoyed was the fakey pineapple.Yummy Miami Mango
I wonder how many Florida fruits we have left to go through.
This one was shockingly good. It has the bubble gum sweetness but it has an element similar to gummy cola and those are my favourite gummies by far. I highly recommend it, which is surprising for me.Gummi Bubblegum Bottles
I feel we are lost in the gummi weeds, here.
A really good fudge.Sugar Spider Cookies n Cream Fudge
This feels like a slam dunk
Good but this one is the kind that has that rich cheese taste, so it's better to each it piecemeal than downing the whole slab in one go... which is what I did.Sugar Spider Blueberry Pie Fudge
I wanted to do a cotton candy and a fudge every week but they rain out of cotton candy flavours I haven't tried... so far.
This is a good enough one. No strong feelings.Kool-Aid Tropical Punch
I think I'm nearly out of Kool-Aids I haven't tried yet.
It has a vanilla cream substance inside. Good, though not putting me immediately in mind of a DrumstickKitKat Chunky Drumstick
Curious if I'll even know that it is supposed to taste like ice cream.
This one... Don't recommend. It was far too toothpastes and most of it didn't chew into gum, it dissolved in my mouth, save for a few weird chunks. Nasty. Also, there's two more flavours so I'm going to try those too.Gum-e Green Apple Bubble Paste
I remember when these were marketed they were a swarm of tiny M&M's dudes. That's all I have.
I've felt the same way. Trying them again in the first time in a while has actually been kinder to them but I think making them smaller means the candy shell/choco ratio change makes a differenceI don't know what it is, but M&M Minis just seem to hit different for me. They're not bad, but don't provide the same taste sensation I get from their bigger cousins, which is usually what I look for in M&M's.
Again, there's little chunks of gum within an ooze that quickly dissipates in your mouth.Gum-E Blu Raspbewwy Bubble Paste
Every word is a bad idea, some more than others.
This is a damned lie. No sour taste I could detect at all. It's just a strawberry soda with wacky packaging.Toxic Waste Slime Licker Sour Soda
This I guess kind of fits in a Halloween theme... because otherwise I might have no excuse for this.
Like a lot of pickle candies; not as bad as you think they are going to be but aside from the weird novelty, there's no reason to have another.Pickle Taffy
Because... they are Frankenstein coloured?
Just a gummi spider but too much sugar on top. I'm not the biggest fan of sugar-covered gummies but I feel like ones with extremities means more surface space for sugar and it makes it a bit worse.Vidal Gummi Spooky Spiders
Spiders are just trying to live their lives and we just point at them and say "SPOOOKY!"
Pretty good. Jalapeno isn't a big interest for me, but it's a solid chip.Hot Jalapeno Chips
The Candy Depots branded chips. Looking forward to it.
A perfectly decent flavour.Kool-Aid Strawberry
Oh, I haven't tried what I assume is... the default Kool-Aid flavour? Or is that cherry?
Not bad. But also basically what you expect.Brach's Cinnamon Hard Candy
I don't even know what the regular amount of calories is. I could look at this package and double but... I'm too tired for very basic math today.
I really do like the two lolli flavours together. But I'm curious about the other two flavours.Caramel Apple Pop (green apple)
Oh, there are three flavours? I've had green apple but apparently there are two more I've never tried.
Gum-E Blu Raspbewwy Bubble Paste
Every word is a bad idea, some more than others.
Like a lot of pickle candies; not as bad as you think they are going to be but aside from the weird novelty, there's no reason to have another.
Yeah, we brought these home exactly once and then I forbade getting them again because I devoured them:That may be true for pickle-flavored candies, but I recently acquired some pickle-flavored peanuts (which mostly means a lot of dill with a little other seasoning) and hot damn, they are friggin delicious and I need to get more of 'em.
If you are wondering why my photography is even worse than normal, my phone does this weird thing where I sometimes need to hold still for a full second and I don't know how to turn the feature off.
I'm kinda wary of this flavor, because it sounds like the result would be akin to a flat 7up. Interested to hear the verdict on that.Kool-Aid Lemon-Lime
Man, I keep thinking I've had certain flavours only to find I haven't.
My wife and I are on a low/no-sugar diet, so I'm also eager to hear about these, as I love Jolly Ranchers, too.Jolly Rancher Zero Sugar
Ranchers are easily my favourite hard candy.