Johnny Unusual
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Dry but not painfully dry. A bit crumbly but flavourful and not too messy or annoying. Like, I usually don't need water during and they are kinda thick.
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Johnny Unusual Ate This - A near-weekly series of terrible mistakes
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Hm, tempting... but I think I'll stick with my "Dwarf by the Wharf" grits.The Elf on the Shelf Holiday Cereal
A nutritious part of this complete normalization of the surveillance state.
Johnny Unusual
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This is fine. I don't hate eggnog but I'm not a huge fan, either.Righteous - Classic Holiday Egg Nog
Ugh, this camera doesn't flatter my hands.
These are more like sour sugar jube jubes and they were not BAD but really they were subpar.Holiday Sour Stars
What makes them holiday? Red and Green my friend.
These were pretty decent. I've certainly had better peanut butter filled chocolates but I've also had worse. The quality of the chocolate is good and not fakey.Peanut Butter Bells
Bells are Christmassy but it feels kinda far down the list in iconography.
It's just a slightly sweet cereal with really small marshmallows. One of the less interesting cereals, really, and I just had Rice Krispies.The Elf on the Shelf Holiday Cereal
A nutritious part of this complete normalization of the surveillance state.
This was pretty decent, a strong rich flavour. That said, I feel like I'm not good at making these.Village Double Truffle Hot Chocolate
I'm seein' double. Four truffles.
Ugh, no. Just generic sugar taste. Not interesting at all.Mr. Freeze Candy Canes
Candy canes that tastes like cold sugar water!
Creamy root beer is better. This will do in a pinch but really all the Zevias are lesser than the flavours they are imitating.Zevia - Ginger Root Beer
Root beer isn't super Christmassy but ginger beer kinda does.
These were pretty good. The problem is in bulk they get a bit stale. Better to have them with stuff when you can. I put them on a burger as a topping. Pretty good.Sweet Potato Chips
Made with sweet potato as opposed to being made with potato and sweetened.
Decent but one of the less interesting oat cakes, really.Candy Cane Chocolate Oat Cake
Another Christmas treat.
Johnny Unusual
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Saturday, mostly stuff I got for Christmas. Except the oat cake, cereal and cola.
Everyburger
...wants some
Very Berry Cheerios
The official cereal of Chuck Berry.
Godiva Chocolate Box
From one very generous parent at work.
Coca Cola
The classic.
Gingerbread Oat Cake
...It might be rabid.
Lay's Cucumber
Oh no
Lay's Fried Crab
OK
Pocky Coconut
Oh yes!
Terry's Chocolate Orange
A holiday classic. Do they sell this in the US?
Everyburger
...wants some
Very Berry Cheerios
The official cereal of Chuck Berry.
Godiva Chocolate Box
From one very generous parent at work.
Coca Cola
The classic.
Gingerbread Oat Cake
...It might be rabid.
Lay's Cucumber
Oh no
Lay's Fried Crab
OK
Pocky Coconut
Oh yes!
Terry's Chocolate Orange
A holiday classic. Do they sell this in the US?
Yep. Both my parents are fond of them.
Mm, haven't had a chocolate orange in a bit.
And can't go wrong with Coca-Cola Classic! Unless you pay attention to their ads, anyway.
And can't go wrong with Coca-Cola Classic! Unless you pay attention to their ads, anyway.
Johnny Unusual
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These were decent. The best part is actual little sesame seeds on the "bun"Everyburger
...wants some
OK, but unremarkable. If you like berry flavouring, this will do.Very Berry Cheerios
The official cereal of Chuck Berry.
Probably the best box of chocolates I've had in a very long time. Every one a winner.Godiva Chocolate Box
From one very generous parent at work.
I'll be honest; never been a cola man. But weirdly, am into Diet Cola. Not sure why.Coca Cola
The classic.
This was quite good. I was afraid it wasn't going to taste enough like ginger bread but it did.Gingerbread Oat Cake
...It might be rabid.
This has a very bad first impression but improves as you adjust to it. It's weird and wrong but not "awful" like I remember. Just "off".Lay's Cucumber
Oh no
This was better but I really don't feel like seafood and chips (the non-fry kind) go well for me that much. Pretty OK but I'd be searching out more conventional flavours first.Lay's Fried Crab
OK
I do like Pocky. Coconut didn't add "a lot" but it was still pleasant.Pocky Coconut
Oh yes!
I feel like there were a few years where the quality of the product had dipped. But this one tasted great to me.Terry's Chocolate Orange
A holiday classic. Do they sell this in the US?
Johnny Unusual
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Sunday Funday
Plantain Chips
Plantains; the bananas you need to work on!
Swiss Cake Roll - Chocolate
Actually I ate this last Saturday. But I'll log it.
Carnation Turtles Hot Chocolate
One last Christmas gift.
Righteous Sea Salted Caramel
I like Righteous' sorbets but not their gelato as much. Still, I'll give this a try.
Zevia Cola
Remember clear cola? Not that you can tell with a can.
Butterscotch
Oh, I forgot to take a solo picture but it's next to the Zevia above.
Chocolate Cheerios
Sure, give us a heart shape bowl. But it's still sweetened chocolate in here.
Chocolate Christmas Balls
Not the most inspired name.
Russell Stover Almond Chocolate
Guess I'm not done with Russell.
Plantain Chips
Plantains; the bananas you need to work on!
Swiss Cake Roll - Chocolate
Actually I ate this last Saturday. But I'll log it.
Carnation Turtles Hot Chocolate
One last Christmas gift.
Righteous Sea Salted Caramel
I like Righteous' sorbets but not their gelato as much. Still, I'll give this a try.
Zevia Cola
Remember clear cola? Not that you can tell with a can.
Butterscotch
Oh, I forgot to take a solo picture but it's next to the Zevia above.
Chocolate Cheerios
Sure, give us a heart shape bowl. But it's still sweetened chocolate in here.
Chocolate Christmas Balls
Not the most inspired name.
Russell Stover Almond Chocolate
Guess I'm not done with Russell.
Shoppers here clearanced a bunch of their no-sugar stuff, unfortunately. Seeing that mark down makes me fear that they might be discontinuing that line...
Johnny Unusual
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Ugh, this one just tasted weak. Not really "creamy".Russell Stover Almond Chocolate
Guess I'm not done with Russell.
These were fine. I think they were real or semi-real chocolate. Not high quality but close.Chocolate Christmas Balls
Not the most inspired name.
These were a solid pick. It's not much different than most chocolate cereals but it feels more substantial than Chocula.Chocolate Cheerios
Sure, give us a heart shape bowl. But it's still sweetened chocolate in here.
Not a great one but I think the fact that I like diet cola more than regular helpedZevia Cola
Remember clear cola? Not that you can tell with a can.
This was actually pretty good. Strong caramel taste. Unfortunately, my freezer was not up to the task and it got kind of soupy. Still decent thoughRighteous Sea Salted Caramel
I like Righteous' sorbets but not their gelato as much. Still, I'll give this a try.
This was quite good. Another one with a notable caramel flavour.Carnation Turtles Hot Chocolate
One last Christmas gift.
Good but I wish there was more cake and less cream fillingSwiss Cake Roll - Chocolate
Actually I ate this last Saturday. But I'll log it.
These were pretty good. Closer to chips with a slight banana aroma.Plantain Chips
Plantains; the bananas you need to work on!
I'm going to try to take a few months off of this and have a stricter diet for a bit (this was supposed to be cheat day stuff but I've fallen into bad habits lately and I want to reset).