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Absurd Extracts: What Is the "Best" Post?

q 3

q 3

here to eat fish and erase the universe
(they/them)
a lotta yall still dont get it

ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape

so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes

Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
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RT-55J

RT-55J

space hero for hire
(He/Him + RT/artee)
40 minutes later and i can't get the phrase "slurp juice" out of my mind
 
Issun

Issun

(He/Him)
"ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape" just proves to me that NFT bros are mostly people who can no longer distinguish between video games and real life.

Like, these are people who treat Ready Player One like religious fundamentalists treat the Bible or the Koran.
 
Issun

Issun

(He/Him)
Three shall be the number of slurp juices thou shalt use, and the number of slurp juices shall be three. Four shall thou not use, neither use thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
 
Octopus Prime

Octopus Prime

Jingle Engine
(He/Him)
Well, no, Gachas often have some kind of mechanical impact on the game you’re playing when you get the; they’re much more functional.
 
Sprite

Sprite

(He/Him/His)
I heard you like mint so I minted mint slurp juices on your ape so you can mint while you mint
 
gogglebob

gogglebob

The Goggles Do Nothing
(he/him)
Pajaro Pete said:
gachas more like "got ya"
(because they are scams)
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I don't understand why you still think this. Don't you know that ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape, so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes. How could that possibly be a scam?!
 
ThornGhost

ThornGhost

lofi posts to relax/study to
(he/him)
People gotta remember that most of the monks back then were strapping young men in their early 20's with faith built brawn hidden behind those flowy woolies. These dudes could beef it into the dirt, and beef it regularly, with little to no consequence. That was the life. That was the right path to follow. A belly full of strong beer, some real silly ale, and non-stop beefing into the dirt from the steps and stoops of the monastery. What better life can there be? What, you wanna rake onions with the rest of the serfs? Dude, I'd drop heavy beef on your onions so fast you'd learn to read. Yeah, bro. Join the monastery if you want to really beef it with the boys like me and the monks do. Let God's grace girth ya. Leave the onions to the womenfolk. Let those scrawny bitches rake that shit up, bro. C'mon, don't you want to toss beef with the boys after a sick bible sesh? Beer and bibles, baby. Ditch the bitches and skiddo the kiddos. Pop a robe on and start getting beefy on some consecrated grounds, brother, my new beef brother.
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Becksworth

Becksworth

Aging Hipster Dragon Dad
Found the original post to see if I was correct in interpreting that as mutual monk masturbation, except people don't seem to be certain what is going on there either.
 
Issun

Issun

(He/Him)
lincolnic said:
I read it as pooping. Are monks even allowed to masturbate?
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In any organization there's a difference between the official line and what actually happens in the trenches. Also it's no revelation that people took a dump wherever back then. This is 100% about jackin' it.
 
q 3

q 3

here to eat fish and erase the universe
(they/them)
Jesus, Fat4All spittin’ tha truce, fired dem shots but honestly, that hurt! I don’t think someone should generalize all that like you did again. And I thought you’re a sweet Era-doggi and I like a lot of stuff you write. But I’m going to be honestly replying now (even though you didn’t ask, heh).

The stuff about “phrases” - people everywhere have their exclusive terms and phrases. In gaming, at work, music… but ok, because it’s “crypto” and we’re fucking nerds (you really wanna do that? At a gaming board?), it’s not ok anymore. You sure it’s ok to call that strange? You wanna do what now? Discriminate certain people? That do stuff just like others? Fine…

Constant drive for positivity - related to what? Investing in something you believe? People of course hope that their investments in projects become more valuable. It’s the same with stocks here - so why is it bad to sometimes hope to invest in the right stuff? (This is my part about the market, so that I’m not derailing)

Forceful pushback of criticism, I’m pretty sure that’s not true either. Who does that? People here on the board? I don’t remember anyone doing that here. Or at least from no one that is “still” here. Even when criticism about energy consumption arises every year, a lot of us agree on that problem and refer to projects that do it way better than BTC for example. And I still do too! I despise everything revolving this topic and hope it gets better!

Calling people “cult leaders” - well, in music, if you like what the artist is doing, you’d also call that person a “cult leader”? Disculpe, but I’m not sure if you want to just make a difference here again because it’s “crypto”. Plus, there are really nice and decent people around. The founder of ETH for example - you’d call him a cult leader? By his looks? By what he does? Don’t throw everything into the same (crypto) bin here again, please. Plus, he’s someone very open to criticism and wants to have changes on Ethereum because of it. He’s also philantrophic and spent a lot of money to charity already. Don’t always focus on the negative parts!

Lastly, Elon Musk. Uff! You’re sure? That all dem “crypto bruhs” like him? I’d say it’s the complete opposite. A lot of Dogecoin followers like him maybe, but the sole reason would be his constant shilling of the coin. But I’m sure Elon would like you on this board because you’re a doggo 🐕! Would you like that he likes you? Nah.
But you see, just because he would be an Era member doesn’t mean other members here like you. It’s the same with crypto - some like him, some don’t, duh!

My 2 cents about it. You generalize and I really dislike that. I think at Era, you shouldn’t generalize people like that?
I thought you’re a nice doggo! 🐶

In general - can’t ya’ll just be more kind? Is it too much to ask? You don’t even need to buy crypto, nobody forces you to do it. But y’all still write shit about people doing it. It’s hilarious 🤡🫠

Plus you’re all derailing the thread with your “crypto bros are shite” posts. It’s about the market. I hope it’s getting closed soon. No hope for crypto threads anywhere here besides the OT, but I forgot - nobody wants “us” on Era anyways 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Becksworth

Becksworth

Aging Hipster Dragon Dad
An indie dev ripping-off a corporate product is pretty based tbh
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Maybe I'm just too old for all you extremely online internet socialist zoomer types, but reflexively defending cheap, hacky knock-offs of more established titles just because of who owns them is going make it hard for me to get back to sleep now...
 
Lady

Lady

something something robble
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that people are reduced to being described by the strain of crypto they hock
 
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