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Absurd Extracts: What Is the "Best" Post?

q 3

here to eat fish and erase the universe
(they/them)
Regarding fanservice, he's not eliminating it but changing the way he approaches it. The developer is clearly a big fan of it. This game wont have them talking in the shower nude from different angles and several scenes with all the girls in bras and panties talking in the locker room but he found a way to get it in. The game has a big (and I mean BIG) emphasis on the shape of their rear ends, going beyond the typical flat or oddly shapped butts of other games including the previous Blue reflection, plus there is a huge emphasis on how the girls walk. The hip movements and the way they move....boy. I was watching some one walk around in that green preorder bikini bottom, with her hips swinging and how small it was, I was ready to explode! lol! Its not like those other censored rpgs where the bikinis are like granny panties and fit like diapers because skin showing is a sin...
 

Becksworth

Aging Hipster Dragon Dad
But seriously, wherever you found this I suggest you stay far away from lest you want the feds monitoring your internet usage.
 

q 3

here to eat fish and erase the universe
(they/them)
Woke joke

A man walks into a bar

The bartender says " Are you a racist ? "

The man says " Absolutely not. I abhor every form of
racism "

The barman says " I'm with you there, 100% "

Not hilarious, but in no way problematic

( And, I promise, NOT a pro-racist statement )
 

RT-55J

definitely not a robot
(He/Him + RT/artee)
You may not like it, but I think this fellow has a bright future ahead of themselves as a purveyor of bespoke woke jokes.
 

Zef

Find Your Reason
(He/Him)
You may not like it, but I think this fellow has a bright future ahead of themselves as a purveyor of bespoke woke jokes.

They should go into showbiz, get a major network to run a comedy show full of such cutting-edge, subversive humor that hits at the establishment. I don't know, it probably won't fly, it may even be a circus, but I'm putting my foot down.
 

Becksworth

Aging Hipster Dragon Dad
I’ve lived in Japan for several years. I speak Japanese. I read and write Japanese. This is an anime, Shingeki no Kyojin. Highly popular, stylized, intended to demonstrate the alienation that people feel, particularly young people feel, in their cultures. Does anime have violence? Yes. It’s highly stylized violence. It is not meant to induce people to violence.
 

q 3

here to eat fish and erase the universe
(they/them)
I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert)
 

Kirin

Summon for hire
(he/him)
No, that would at least be something you could debate if you squinted a lot. This is about someone's staff making a photoshop vid of slaying Democratic pols as Titans and then actual congressmen trying to claim it wasn't directing violence against their colleagues or even, you know, just wildly inappropriate.
 

Zef

Find Your Reason
(He/Him)
And when said congressman was censured for it, he doubled down and reposted it.
 

q 3

here to eat fish and erase the universe
(they/them)
This is what happens when we elect people with anime girl avatars looks at some of my own profile pics and lowers head in shame
 

Issun

Avarice
This is what happens when we elect people with anime girl avatars looks at some of my own profile pics and lowers head in shame
Well, Gossar himself probably didn't know Attack on Titan from Gumby. It was some Groyper aide that threw this together and Gossar was like "cool I get to fantasy stab mean lady while maintaining plausible deniability".
 

Becksworth

Aging Hipster Dragon Dad
deleting tiktok because someone called an asian muppet playing the guitar cultural appropriation

Well, guess I'm spending the night looking up absurd Sesame Street posts now...
 

Pajaro Pete

(He/Himbo)

this should not be misconstrued as kink shaming, i just thot it was funny in a "there is no way you can guess where this passage is heading" way
 

q 3

here to eat fish and erase the universe
(they/them)
Believe in salvation and hold a determination to fist.
 
Not quite. Rowling's real importance lies in the fact that she was the first writer to present a world in which class and wealth mattered, some characters were poor, some were rich, and being poor was a hardship, not just a cheery sentimental thing in the scenery.
 

Becksworth

Aging Hipster Dragon Dad
So was Dickens expunged from English class since I went to school?

Edit: Now I'm curious what this was a rebuttal to.
 
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