The Video "Game"

[Torzelbaum]

1. A family affair.
2. Now with more animal husbandry.
3. Has a new foreign currency that's rarer and more valuable.
4. But you can still use the old kind.
5. Either way there's still only one thing that you can "buy".
6. Something old (or classic, if you prefer).
7. Something new (that's similar to an old thing).
8. Something borrowed (from the enemies).
9. Something blue (or green or red or yellow).
10. You're a one man wrecking crew - just like old times.
11. Men on (or in) the moon.

 

[Purple]

... M.U.L.E.?

 

[Torzelbaum]

1. A family affair.
2. Now with more animal husbandry.
3. Has a new foreign currency that's rarer and more valuable.
4. But you can still use the old kind.
5. Either way there's still only one thing that you can "buy".
6. Something old (or classic, if you prefer).
7. Something new (that's similar to an old thing).
8. Something borrowed (from the enemies).
9. Something blue (or green or red or yellow).
10. You're a one man wrecking crew - just like old times.
11. Men on (or in) the moon.
12. A little bit better than its predecessor(s).

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Final Fantasy IV?

 

[Torzelbaum]

1. A family affair.
2. Now with more animal husbandry.
3. Has a new foreign currency that's rarer and more valuable.
4. But you can still use the old kind.
5. Either way there's still only one thing that you can "buy".
6. Something old (or classic, if you prefer).
7. Something new (that's similar to an old thing).
8. Something borrowed (from the enemies).
9. Something blue (or green or red or yellow).
10. You're a one man wrecking crew - just like old times.
11. Men on (or in) the moon.
12. A little bit better than its predecessor(s).
13. Contains at least one of my favorite boss fights.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Ducktales?

 

[Torzelbaum]

1. A family affair.
2. Now with more animal husbandry.
3. Has a new foreign currency that's rarer and more valuable.
4. But you can still use the old kind.
5. Either way there's still only one thing that you can "buy".
6. Something old (or classic, if you prefer).
7. Something new (that's similar to an old thing).
8. Something borrowed (from the enemies).
9. Something blue (or green or red or yellow).
10. You're a one man wrecking crew - just like old times.
11. Men on (or in) the moon.
12. A little bit better than its predecessor(s).
13. Contains at least one of my favorite boss fights.
14. You can switch things up. (In more ways than one. But only one way more than its immediate predecessor.)

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury?

 

[Torzelbaum]

1. A family affair.
2. Now with more animal husbandry.
3. Has a new foreign currency that's rarer and more valuable.
4. But you can still use the old kind.
5. Either way there's still only one thing that you can "buy".
6. Something old (or classic, if you prefer).
7. Something new (that's similar to an old thing).
8. Something borrowed (from the enemies).
9. Something blue (or green or red or yellow).
10. You're a one man wrecking crew - just like old times.
11. Men on (or in) the moon.
12. A little bit better than its predecessor(s).
13. Contains at least one of my favorite boss fights.
14. You can switch things up. (In more ways than one. But only one way more than its immediate predecessor.)
15. Are you in the mood for something sweet?

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Super Mario Maker 2?

 

[Mogri]

NSMBU

 

[Torzelbaum]

1. A family affair.
2. Now with more animal husbandry.
3. Has a new foreign currency that's rarer and more valuable.
4. But you can still use the old kind.
5. Either way there's still only one thing that you can "buy".
6. Something old (or classic, if you prefer).
7. Something new (that's similar to an old thing).
8. Something borrowed (from the enemies).
9. Something blue (or green or red or yellow).
10. You're a one man wrecking crew - just like old times.
11. Men on (or in) the moon.
12. A little bit better than its predecessor(s).
13. Contains at least one of my favorite boss fights.
14. You can switch things up. (In more ways than one. But only one way more than its immediate predecessor.)
15. Are you in the mood for something sweet?
16. If you aren't then you still have options.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Super Mario Galaxy 2?

 

[Torzelbaum]

1. A family affair.
2. Now with more animal husbandry.
3. Has a new foreign currency that's rarer and more valuable.
4. But you can still use the old kind.
5. Either way there's still only one thing that you can "buy".
6. Something old (or classic, if you prefer).
7. Something new (that's similar to an old thing).
8. Something borrowed (from the enemies).
9. Something blue (or green or red or yellow).
10. You're a one man wrecking crew - just like old times.
11. Men on (or in) the moon.
12. A little bit better than its predecessor(s).
13. Contains at least one of my favorite boss fights.
14. You can switch things up. (In more ways than one. But only one way more than its immediate predecessor.)
15. Are you in the mood for something sweet?
16. If you aren't then you still have options.
17. This time it's not just a dream.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Super Mario Bros. All-Stars?

 

[Torzelbaum]

1. A family affair.
2. Now with more animal husbandry.
3. Has a new foreign currency that's rarer and more valuable.
4. But you can still use the old kind.
5. Either way there's still only one thing that you can "buy".
6. Something old (or classic, if you prefer).
7. Something new (that's similar to an old thing).
8. Something borrowed (from the enemies).
9. Something blue (or green or red or yellow).
10. You're a one man wrecking crew - just like old times.
11. Men on (or in) the moon.
12. A little bit better than its predecessor(s).
13. Contains at least one of my favorite boss fights.
14. You can switch things up. (In more ways than one. But only one way more than its immediate predecessor.)
15. Are you in the mood for something sweet?
16. If you aren't then you still have options.
17. This time it's not just a dream.
18. And play time is over.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Kirby Planet Robobot?

 

[Torzelbaum]

1. A family affair.
2. Now with more animal husbandry.
3. Has a new foreign currency that's rarer and more valuable.
4. But you can still use the old kind.
5. Either way there's still only one thing that you can "buy".
6. Something old (or classic, if you prefer).
7. Something new (that's similar to an old thing).
8. Something borrowed (from the enemies).
9. Something blue (or green or red or yellow).
10. You're a one man wrecking crew - just like old times.
11. Men on (or in) the moon.
12. A little bit better than its predecessor(s).
13. Contains at least one of my favorite boss fights.
14. You can switch things up. (In more ways than one. But only one way more than its immediate predecessor.)
15. Are you in the mood for something sweet?
16. If you aren't then you still have options.
17. This time it's not just a dream.
18. And play time is over.
19. You're probably going to have to get your feet wet.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Yoshi's Story?

 

[Torzelbaum]

1. A family affair.
2. Now with more animal husbandry.
3. Has a new foreign currency that's rarer and more valuable.
4. But you can still use the old kind.
5. Either way there's still only one thing that you can "buy".
6. Something old (or classic, if you prefer).
7. Something new (that's similar to an old thing).
8. Something borrowed (from the enemies).
9. Something blue (or green or red or yellow).
10. You're a one man wrecking crew - just like old times.
11. Men on (or in) the moon.
12. A little bit better than its predecessor(s).
13. Contains at least one of my favorite boss fights.
14. You can switch things up. (In more ways than one. But only one way more than its immediate predecessor.)
15. Are you in the mood for something sweet?
16. If you aren't then you still have options.
17. This time it's not just a dream.
18. And play time is over.
19. You're probably going to have to get your feet wet.
20. So you might want to use a floatation device.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Super Mario Odyssey?

 

[Torzelbaum]

1. A family affair.
2. Now with more animal husbandry.
3. Has a new foreign currency that's rarer and more valuable.
4. But you can still use the old kind.
5. Either way there's still only one thing that you can "buy".
6. Something old (or classic, if you prefer).
7. Something new (that's similar to an old thing).
8. Something borrowed (from the enemies).
9. Something blue (or green or red or yellow).
10. You're a one man wrecking crew - just like old times.
11. Men on (or in) the moon.
12. A little bit better than its predecessor(s).
13. Contains at least one of my favorite boss fights.
14. You can switch things up. (In more ways than one. But only one way more than its immediate predecessor.)
15. Are you in the mood for something sweet?
16. If you aren't then you still have options.
17. This time it's not just a dream.
18. And play time is over.
19. You're probably going to have to get your feet wet.
20. So you might want to use a floatation device
21. I ain't 'fraid of no ghost.

 

[Purple]

A Boy and His Blob, no subtitle this time around that I recall but yes hug button?

 

[Torzelbaum]

1. A family affair.
2. Now with more animal husbandry.
3. Has a new foreign currency that's rarer and more valuable.
4. But you can still use the old kind.
5. Either way there's still only one thing that you can "buy".
6. Something old (or classic, if you prefer).
7. Something new (that's similar to an old thing).
8. Something borrowed (from the enemies).
9. Something blue (or green or red or yellow).
10. You're a one man wrecking crew - just like old times.
11. Men on (or in) the moon.
12. A little bit better than its predecessor(s).
13. Contains at least one of my favorite boss fights.
14. You can switch things up. (In more ways than one. But only one way more than its immediate predecessor.)
15. Are you in the mood for something sweet?
16. If you aren't then you still have options.
17. This time it's not just a dream.
18. And play time is over.
19. You're probably going to have to get your feet wet.
20. So you might want to use a floatation device
21. I ain't 'fraid of no ghost.
22. But that probably doesn't justify invading their homes...

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Pac-Man World 2?

 

[Torzelbaum]

1. A family affair.
2. Now with more animal husbandry.
3. Has a new foreign currency that's rarer and more valuable.
4. But you can still use the old kind.
5. Either way there's still only one thing that you can "buy".
6. Something old (or classic, if you prefer).
7. Something new (that's similar to an old thing).
8. Something borrowed (from the enemies).
9. Something blue (or green or red or yellow).
10. You're a one man wrecking crew - just like old times.
11. Men on (or in) the moon.
12. A little bit better than its predecessor(s).
13. Contains at least one of my favorite boss fights.
14. You can switch things up. (In more ways than one. But only one way more than its immediate predecessor.)
15. Are you in the mood for something sweet?
16. If you aren't then you still have options.
17. This time it's not just a dream.
18. And play time is over.
19. You're probably going to have to get your feet wet.
20. So you might want to use a floatation device
21. I ain't 'fraid of no ghost.
22. But that probably doesn't justify invading their homes...
23. My kingdom for a horse.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Pac-Man World?

 

[Torzelbaum]

1. A family affair.
2. Now with more animal husbandry.
3. Has a new foreign currency that's rarer and more valuable.
4. But you can still use the old kind.
5. Either way there's still only one thing that you can "buy".
6. Something old (or classic, if you prefer).
7. Something new (that's similar to an old thing).
8. Something borrowed (from the enemies).
9. Something blue (or green or red or yellow).
10. You're a one man wrecking crew - just like old times.
11. Men on (or in) the moon.
12. A little bit better than its predecessor(s).
13. Contains at least one of my favorite boss fights.
14. You can switch things up. (In more ways than one. But only one way more than its immediate predecessor.)
15. Are you in the mood for something sweet?
16. If you aren't then you still have options.
17. This time it's not just a dream.
18. And play time is over.
19. You're probably going to have to get your feet wet.
20. So you might want to use a floatation device
21. I ain't 'fraid of no ghost.
22. But that probably doesn't justify invading their homes...
23. My kingdom for a horse.
24. And what can a horse pull? A cart. (But that doesn't actually have anything to do with the gameplay.)

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Pac-Land?

 

[Torzelbaum]

1. A family affair.
2. Now with more animal husbandry.
3. Has a new foreign currency that's rarer and more valuable.
4. But you can still use the old kind.
5. Either way there's still only one thing that you can "buy".
6. Something old (or classic, if you prefer).
7. Something new (that's similar to an old thing).
8. Something borrowed (from the enemies).
9. Something blue (or green or red or yellow).
10. You're a one man wrecking crew - just like old times.
11. Men on (or in) the moon.
12. A little bit better than its predecessor(s).
13. Contains at least one of my favorite boss fights.
14. You can switch things up. (In more ways than one. But only one way more than its immediate predecessor.)
15. Are you in the mood for something sweet?
16. If you aren't then you still have options.
17. This time it's not just a dream.
18. And play time is over.
19. You're probably going to have to get your feet wet.
20. So you might want to use a floatation device
21. I ain't 'fraid of no ghost.
22. But that probably doesn't justify invading their homes...
23. My kingdom for a horse.
24. And what can a horse pull? A cart. (But that doesn't actually have anything to do with the gameplay.)
25. Wait... That's not a horse... Or is it?