The Trial of the Monarch
"Jeez, Hank, where do you get this stuff? I never see you read?"
"It's weird, right?"
"It's like he channels crazy dead people."
This is the episode where: The Monarch is on trial for killing a police officer, breaking one of the cardinal rules of the Guild of Calamitous Intent. With no one backing him up, The Monarch defends himself in court against the prosecution of conjoined twin and former villain Tiny Attorney. Putting himself on the witness stand, the Monarch reveals that a tell all book about the Monarch was published (secretly written by Henchman 21) that embarrassed him and also revealed scandalous pictures (to the Monarch anyway) of Dr. Girlfriend early in her career. Girlfriend refused to have to defend herself and the two have a fight where she leaves the Monarch's cocoon. Dr. Girlfriend appears in court to give her testimony: she sought comfort in the home of her ex, Phantom Limb. The Monarch tried to win her back but it's just another fight where he says all the wrong things. Afterward, she claims the Monarch was stomping around outside getting drunk and rambling. As the trial continues, Dr. Orpheus is brought in as an expert witness, with his magic capable to seeing what happened. Orpheus learns the Monarch was set up; the cop accepted a ridiculously large bribe to leave town never to be seen again, all set up by the Guild. Before he can reveal the truth, the Guild appears to freeze everyone, as it was actually a sting operation to capture Tiny Attorney, who was on the Guild's wanted list. To maintain the illusion, Phantom Limb uses the suggestive mind to those frozen to convince Orpheus that what he saw was evidence of the Monarch's guilt, promising him a supervillain and the safety of the Venture family if he succeeds in revealing the truth. Girlfriend, who was in on it, is horrified that the Monarch is the fall guy, as it wasn't part of the plan and feeling guilty uses the Monarch's own susceptibility to suggestion to convince him she didn't betray him, it was all the fault of the Ventures. The Monarch ends up in jail for a lengthy stint.
Character Introductions and Notable Events:
The Guild Strangers
Ward and Watch (the Guild eyes in the sky)
The Sovereign (obscured via TV)
The Monarch goes to jail and is convinced the Ventures are at fault
Dr. Girlfriend leaves The Monarch for Phantom Limb
Phantom Limb throws the Monarch under the bus
I liked Venture Bros since the beginning but this is the one where I wasn't just having a great time, I was emotionally invested. Most of the others were (mis)adventure or wacky dilemma of the week stories but this one paid off some character stuff. Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend weren't just a bickering couple, there was tragedy there. Oh, the Monarch sewed the seeds of it, acting like a complete dick to Girlfriend but at the same time I always felt bad about his betrayal, with him being a patsy and the victim of the machinations of the slicker but sleazy Phantom Limb, who becomes a big part of the series from here on in. I wanted to know what happens next and realized far more than the title characters, these this couple were the ones I was most interested in.
The whole episode is strong and also mythology heavy. I remember the writers saying that by the end of the season they often felt they've gone up their own asses a bit in mythos and need to both reset and undercut themselves a bit and I think that's often why it works in the long term but it's all stuff that works on me and I feel like it really pays off. Tag Sale is a wacky misadventure that plants a lot of seeds in non-obvious ways. I don't think the writers were necessarily planning to use Orpheus' own mental weakness and wants against him but I also feel like they said "Oh, remember how he wants a villain? We can pay that off her."
But this is an episode that does a lot with the Guild but in the end, it's the tragedy of a supervillain couple's relationship coming to an ugly end and already Girlfriend is questioning her choices. She's not really wrong to leave Monarch considering how awful he was to her but that stab in the back hurts her more than anything. I love how little she thinks of fingering the Venture Bros. either. It's just because... they are there. It could have been anyone really but it ties in well to the finale. This is still a very strong episode and sets up much of the next season's trajectory (and the fact that a lot of it feels more focused on the villains than the heroes).
Also in the fantasy sequence, Brock looks sweet in his Michael Knight outfit.