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Just Keep Telling Yourself It's Only a Thread: Talking Time's Top 50 Horror Movies!

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
That's the show where all of the lesbians fight all of the bears after the apocalypse, right?

EDIT: Oh, new page. But people know what I'm talkin' bout.

Night of the Creeps is a lot of fun. Its by the guy who did Monster Squad and it feels like if that guy got to do an R-rated movie. Except its somehow far less problematic.
 

ShakeWell

Slam Master
(he, etc.)
Fred Dekker is very good, he's also a frequent collaborator with Shane Black (including Monster Squad) and apparently has done a lot of uncredited script-doctoring.
 

Dracula

Plastic Vampire
(He/His)
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Our scare tactics are failing! Isn't there some way we can ratchet up the frights, Video Knight!?

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Perhaps! The next entry is a triple feature.

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Excellent! UNLEASH IT!

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No. 48 (TIE)
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)

Points: 65 | Lists: Vaeran (#19); Teg (#24); Jbear (#3)
“My goal in life was to be prepared...and I WAS.”


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10 Cloverfield Lane is a 2016 American science fiction psychological thriller film directed by Dan Trachtenberg in his directorial debut, produced by J. J. Abrams and Lindsey Weber and written by Josh Campbell, Matthew Stuecken, and Damien Chazelle. The film stars Mary Elizabeth Winstead, John Goodman, and John Gallagher, Jr. It is the second installment in the Cloverfield franchise. The story follows a young woman who, after a car crash, wakes up in an underground bunker with two men who insist that an event has left the surface of Earth uninhabitable.

Dracula (1931)
Points: 65 | Lists: Dracula (#13); Issun (#13); Shakewell (#20)
“The strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him.”


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Dracula is a 1931 American pre-Code supernatural horror film directed and co-produced by Tod Browning from a screenplay written by Garrett Fort. It is based on the 1924 stage play Dracula by Hamilton Deane and John L. Balderston, which in turn is adapted from the 1897 novel Dracula by Bram Stoker. The film stars Bela Lugosi as Count Dracula, a vampire who emigrates from Transylvania to England and preys upon the blood of living victims, including a young man's fiancée.

Re-Animator (1985)
Points: 65 | Lists: YangusKhan (#21); Dr. Nerd (#12); Shakewell (#13)
“Who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.”


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Re-Animator (also known as H. P. Lovecraft's Re-Animator) is a 1985 American horror comedy film loosely based on the 1922 H. P. Lovecraft serial novelette "Herbert West–Reanimator". Directed by Stuart Gordon and produced by Brian Yuzna, the film stars Jeffrey Combs as Herbert West, a medical student who has invented a reagent which can re-animate deceased bodies. He and his classmate Dan Cain (Bruce Abbott) begin to test the serum on dead human bodies, and conflict with Dr. Carl Hill (David Gale), who is infatuated with Cain's fiancée (Barbara Crampton) and wants to claim the invention as his own.

Drac’s Notes: Well we have our first, but NOT OUR LAST, three-way tie on this list. These are all movies I’ve seen and love, even though only one of them was on my personal list. 10 Cloverfield Lane I saw in theaters, and I think it’s a film that’s gotten even better and more relevant as we progressed through the tumultuous Trump years that followed its release. It’s hard to believe the movie was released prior to the Trump era, frankly. Dracula, of course, is a movie that’s near and dear to me for reasons that are probably obvious. It’s actually a very rough film, and certainly one of the weakest in the Universal lineup - it’s an early talkie, with lots of dead space and frankly sloppy direction (there’s one scene where you can see a piece of paper stapled to a lamp that they must have used for light balancing). But it’s carried on the otherworldly and unforgettable performance by Bela Lugosi, who makes it all worth watching. Finally, Re-Animator is a cult 80s film which is yet another maximalist horror-comedy. Usually these types of films are my faves, but this one is just a little too unpleasant in certain areas to land on my list. It's essentially a variation on the Frankenstein model, and it's carried on the frenetic performance of the inimitable Jeffrey Combs and a host of re-animated corpses. And lots of gore.

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Wait, what’s Dracula doing on the TV? Is he famous? What’s happening? Did he have a movie career he never told me about? Now I’m really scared!!
 

Adrenaline

Post Reader
(He/Him)
Re-Animator isn't the kind of movie that would end up high on my list but it's pretty great and hilarious.
 

Peklo

Oh! Create!
(they/them, she/her)
It's been almost 90 years and I'm still thinking about the insect crawling out of its tiny coffin in Dracula.
 

Dracula

Plastic Vampire
(He/His)
It's been almost 90 years and I'm still thinking about the insect crawling out of its tiny coffin in Dracula.

It's not just an insect! It's a...checks notes...terrifying, horrifying...

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...honey...bee?

Let's see what other spooky animals inhabit Dracula's castle. I'm betting we'll see wolves, bats...

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...opossums?

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...ARMADILLOS?


Dracula lives in Arkansas confirmed
 

Peklo

Oh! Create!
(they/them, she/her)
The scale and general anatomy doesn't suggest a bee to me so on cursory research it appears to be a Stenopelmatus fuscus, or a "Jerusalem cricket", native to the western United States where the movie was filmed.
 

Issun

Chumpy
(He/Him)
Dracula is what comes to mind when someone brings up classic monster movies. It may not be a great work of cinema, but it's incredibly important nonetheless.
 

Vaeran

(GRUNTING)
(he/him)
John Goodman gives the performance of a lifetime in 10 Cloverfield Lane. Everyone else in it is great too, but damn.
 

Dracula

Plastic Vampire
(He/His)
He really does.

I'm a big fan of Mary Elizabeth Winstead in general as well. She seems to have cemented herself as something of the Sigourney Weaver of her time.
 

Falselogic

Lapsed Threadcromancer
(they/them)
By the time it had come out I already felt that anything touched by Abrams was probably awful and at the least tainted goods. Maybe, I should check it out.
 

SabreCat

Sabe, Inattentive Type
(he "Sabe" / she "Kali")
oh, 48? I would have expected that we were at 47, after yesterday's double. So whenever there's a tie we get bonus movies?

ETA: 10 Cloverfield Lane is my first bit of list regret! If I'd remembered it, I'd definitely have convinced myself it was a better choice than one of several possibilities I submitted...
 
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Dracula

Plastic Vampire
(He/His)
Yeah the way I'm doing this we'll end up with a lot more than 50 movies. I'm probably doing it wrong, but then again y'all get to hear about a lot more movies, so consider it a bonus!
 

Daikaiju

Rated Ages 6+
(He, Him)
Which is odd considering a vampire need to compulsively count.

No, seriously. The Count's counting is canon.
 

ShakeWell

Slam Master
(he, etc.)
Dracula, of course, is a movie that’s near and dear to me for reasons that are probably obvious. It’s actually a very rough film, and certainly one of the weakest in the Universal lineup - it’s an early talkie, with lots of dead space and frankly sloppy direction (there’s one scene where you can see a piece of paper stapled to a lamp that they must have used for light balancing). But it’s carried on the otherworldly and unforgettable performance by Bela Lugosi, who makes it all worth watching.​

Let's not sell Dwight Frye short here, Drac. "Rats... rats... rrrrrats."

Also, it merits mentioning (as I kind of assume it's NOT on the list, otherwise... spoilers, I guess?) that Universal simultaneously produced a Spanish-language version with a completely different cast using the same sets. On a technical level, it's better in pretty much every way, HOWEVER... Carlos Villarías simply doesn't have the presence that Lugosi does, which makes it a less-enjoyable watch. Still, worth seeking out for fans of '30s monster movies (also readily available now).
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
10 Cloverfield Lane makes a narrative decision in the last act that... I think I like it but its definitely a risk and I could see the reveal that yep, in fact, the aliens are all real and shit putting people off (also, I suspect the original draft of the script didn't actually contain aliens). I'd need to watch the movie again, but I'm still mulling over whether that decision fits thematically.

Still haven't seen Dracula nor Re-Animator, but I have been enjoying Jeffrey Combs in both DS9 roles.
 

Torzelbaum

????? LV 13 HP 292/ 292
(he, him, his)
oh, 48? I would have expected that we were at 47, after yesterday's double. So whenever there's a tie we get bonus movies?
I guess Dracula knows he needs to pull out all of the stops if he wants to scare TS.

Yeah the way I'm doing this we'll end up with a lot more than 50 movies. I'm probably doing it wrong, but then again y'all get to hear about a lot more movies, so consider it a bonus!
I don't think we ever made any explicit rules about how ties in a Top 50 should be handled so I guess that does leave them up to the discretion of the list runner.

Let's see what other spooky animals inhabit Dracula's castle.
"Jerusalem crickets", opossums and armadillos. The children of the ... night?

10 Cloverfield Lane is the only movie so far that I have seen (but I didn't really think of it as a horror movie - sometimes the line between thriller and horror movie is pretty vague and murky). I think I might have seen Night of the Creeps and Re-Animator but I'm not sure.
10 Cloverfield Lane makes a narrative decision in the last act that... I think I like it but its definitely a risk and I could see the reveal that yep, in fact, the aliens are all real and shit putting people off
It didn't put me off when I saw the movie but my reaction was about the same as the character's.
 
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