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Gender Reveal Catastrophes

Tegan

dirtbag lesbian
(She/Her)
Yeah even ignoring the fireworks stuff usually put on by cities, there's always inevitably a flood of meatheads every fourth who blow their hands off after getting drunk and setting off their own fireworks.
 
If I ever find myself in the circumstances of having sired a child, I would pretend to do a gender reveal with a cake cutting, but the inside will be purple, and I'd then tell everyone in attendance looking forward to the reveal to go fuck themselves.
 

Sprite

(He/Him/His)
Yeah even ignoring the fireworks stuff usually put on by cities, there's always inevitably a flood of meatheads every fourth who blow their hands off after getting drunk and setting off their own fireworks.
When I was a kid I knew someone who would pull ticks off his dog and tie them to firecrackers

he was not very smart
 

Torzelbaum

????? LV 13 HP 292/ 292
(he, him, his)
If I ever find myself in the circumstances of having sired a child, I would pretend to do a gender reveal with a cake cutting, but the inside will be purple, and I'd then tell everyone in attendance looking forward to the reveal to go fuck themselves.
Or how about rainbow colored? (And you can still do the last part.)
 

Kirin

Summon for hire
(he/him)
There were an extra ton of fireworks around my neighborhood last 4th of July due to people not being able to go to big shows because COVID lockdown - mostly smaller stuff but at least a few houses in view were sending up big commercial-grade ones. As far as I know nobody blew themselves up! Definitely takes some care and know-how to avoid catastrophe, though, and those are probably in short supply when people who get it in their heads that they need a big gender-reveal boom are working with serious explosives for the first time in their lives.
 
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