Even more things that sound like Mega Man weapons but aren't

[RT-55J]

Bubble Lead (the other one)

 

[LBD_Nytetrayn]

Blow Dryer
Squirt Gun
Screw Driver

 

[Exposition Owl]

For that matter,
Hawaiian Punch

Spiked Punch

 

[RT-55J]

Deer Force

 

[Torzelbaum]

Gold Rush

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Break Shot

 

[yama]

Bright Stopper (unless that's Time Man's weapon)

 

[Purple]

Chrono Trigger
Bank Statement
Book Club
Power Dunk

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Cool Whip

 

[Felicia]

Miracle Whip

 

[RT-55J]

Coin Toss
High Dive
Bear Claw
Cold Stare
Vile Plume
Shine Spark
Camera Shot
Disco Ball

 

[Torzelbaum]

Polar Pop

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Lens Flare

 

[Torzelbaum]

Cold Snap
Fire Ball
Heat Wave
Ice Cube

 

[Purple]

Lens Flare

But it's impossible for Lensman to be corrupt! There was a whole two terrible prequels establishing that! And reprints keep tricking you into reading them by changing the numbering!

 

[LBD_Nytetrayn]

Golf Club

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Staff Roll

 

[Torzelbaum]

Turbo Encabulator
Retro Encabulator
Master Blaster

And here's a blast from the past:

Bell Bottom, Black Hole, Black Ice, Blast Processing, Blown Diffuser, Blu Ray, Bolt Cutter, Bomb Calorimeter, Bomb Cyclone, Bounding Box, Boxed Int, Break Dance, Bright Stopper, Bubble Bath, Central Air, Chrono Trigger, Circular Saw, Clash Bomber, Claw Hammer, Combinatorial Explosion, Cruise Control, Darned Socks, Dot Matrix, Drill Press, Dust Buster, Electric Blanket, Electric Slide, Electron Avalanche, Espresso Shot, Exploding Nike, Fidget Spinner, Fire Hazard, Flame Thrower, Flash Flood, Floating Point, Football Pitch, Freezing Rain, Giant Bomb, Goo Gone, Grand Rapids, Grind Stormer, Hipe Words, Ionic Wind, Jack Hammer, Jerr-Dan, Jerry Springer, Jim Beam, Jump Jet, Leather Seats, Lite Brite, Lumbar Puncture, Mag Wheel, Nail Clipper, Negative Calories, Nuclear Option, Null Pointer, Orange Crush, Plasma Donation, Pokémon Shield, Pokémon Sword, Polar Vortex, Positive Reinforcement, Power Everything!, Power Windows, Purple Rain, Queue Binding, Raven Claw, Roll Hoop, Rush Limbaugh, Salad Tosser, Scanning Tunneling, Screw Driver, Scrubbing Bubbles, Shooting Brake, Slap Bass, Sneeze Guard, Space Needle, Spark Plug, Sparkling Water, Speed Runner, Spinal Tap, Stainless Steel, Steel Magnolias, Storm Surge, Super Soaker, Surge Protector, Timing Chain, Top Gun, Tornado Drill, Trapper Keeper, Turbo Button, Water Cooler, Water Hammer, Wedding Ring, Wind Barb, Wind Breaker, Wind Shield, Wind Vector

CHILL BLASTER (that's definitely either a Mega Man weapon or a gun that shoots weed)
Corn Buster. From the game Corn Buster.
Crushing Despair (More overpowered than the Metal Blade.)

Nuclear Option - Rad Man
Rotator Cuff - Gentle Man
Elon Musk - Skunk Man

Flash Bomba https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flash_Bomba

Hmm... Past Blaster?

 

[RT-55J]

Kraut Buster

 

[Torzelbaum]

Ice Crusher

 

[RT-55J]

Power Line
Fire Field
Top Post
Vapor Wave
Wooden Shield
Fidget Spinner
Holy Water
Door Stopper

 

[Torzelbaum]

Hot Shot

 

[RT-55J]

Big Shot

 

[Kirin]

Ice Dispenser

Smart Grid

 

[YangusKhan]

Shave Ice

 

[RT-55J]

Money Shot

 

[lincolnic]

Ground Pepper

 

[RT-55J]

Salt Shaker

 

[LBD_Nytetrayn]

Shoe Horn

 

[Torzelbaum]

Fluid Hammer