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Digital Down-Low for 08/13/2021: The Kenny Rogers Video Game Experience

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
There are two kinds of people in the world; people who want to eat spiders, and "Other".

We've got a surprising abundance of card based games this week, and what better way to commemorate that than by starting the thread with the most expensive of them; Shadowverse: Champions Battle. I don't know much about the game itself, but from the screenshots, it looks kind of like Hearthstone, except not made by Blizzard and also with FAR more anime slapped into it as window dressing. The art style between the cards and the characters clashes INCREDIBLY sharply!

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Black Book, too, is a game about those wonderful stacks of paper we call cards! But this one is more of a deck builder story-heavy game about a bunch of witchy types who figured they should h*ck off and smite some demons using other demons because it's set in witch times and there's demons abound. It's got a pretty cool spooky art style and I slapped that sucker right in the ol' wishlist as soon as the trailer finished.

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Foreclosed is a sneaky stealthy shooty comic-book of a game that is based on everyone's favorite kind of punk; cyber! It, too, looks *real spiffy* and you can upgrade how cyber your punk is by making them telekinetic or have x-ray eyes and the like, and its the future so everything is electric pink.

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FHTAGN! is a video game where the number one thing listed in the bullet-points is that is has 93,000 words! It's a multi-player couch-co-op book! And it's specifically designed for when you're bored waiting in lines for something! This is... a weird niche that I love exists!

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Doctor Who: The Lonely Assassins is a video game about looking through Britains favorite science-weirdos phone, looking at pictures of creepy statues that are actually Boo Buddies. The description in the eShop kind of implies that the title character is *barely* in this (it's the Jodie Whittaker Doctor, at least) and that it otherwise takes place immediately after the episode Blink. So if you KNOW Doctor Who even passively, you'd say "Oh, I think I know that one!" and if you don't you'll just shrug and wonder why everyone is spooked out by statues.

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One Deck Dungeon is a video game I've played before, and it's on my phone, in fact! And DESPITE the fact that a full one third of the title is "Deck" it is NOT actually a card game! Not really, at least, it's more of a Yahtzee RPG! But there is still some cards being shuffled, but it's not like a big *thing*. In it, you get a deck of cards to represent a dungeon; then you roll a WHOLE BUNCH of dice to determine your stats and hope you get enough matching rolls to bypass obstacles and varmints. It's a really good way to kill some time waiting for a movie to start AND ALSO, it's connected to Sentinels of the Multiverse (some of the DLC are Sentinels characters), and I know some peeps here like that.

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Fort Triumph is one of the contenders for being the game I'm most excited for this week, and in fact, I bought it already since it had a pretty hefty pre-order discount. Here's hoping I was not proven a fool! It's an RPG of the Strategyier bend BUT ALSO it's got a good chunk of XCOM DNA smacked in there AND YET ALSO there's a heavier focus on buggerin' up the environment in order to better facilitate monster-choppery.

It also has a "witty, parody fantasy plot" which is... always alarming to see in a product description, but I'm mainly here for the other stuff I mentioned.

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Cardaclysm is the other game contending for the title of "Most Exciting for me, Octo, personally", and it makes far fewer promises about being hilarious; it's another deck-building RPG, this time about a Bad Guy Wizard (that's you) who did magic bad and wound up summoning the Four Horsemen; so now you've got to assemble an arsenal of magic spells and summoned monsters in order to beat them dang ol' horse guys at cards so badly they die.

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That's all I know about as of Tuesday Morning. Wow, what a long strange trip it's been.
 

Mightyblue

aggro table, shmaggro table
(He/Him/His)
It's the new roguelike/metroidvania/etc trend, yeah. Lets you accomplish a number of different gameplay types with smaller art investment since these are typically static splash/card art sorts of deals and that's easier to make/acquire rights to than spriting or 3D modelling.
 

JBear

Internet's foremost Bertolli cosplayer
(He/Him)
JBear's HANDY GENRE SHORT-HAND GUIDE, updated for 2021:
Action game: has motion
Adventure game: has an inventory
RPG: has numbers
RoguelikeDeckbuilder: has a Steam page
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
Just looking at my own Switch library, the Deckbuilders are definitely making a very good showing for themselves, but Roguelites still have an commanding lead
 

Violentvixen

(She/Her)
FHTAGN! is a video game where the number one thing listed in the bullet-points is that is has 93,000 words! It's a multi-player couch-co-op book! And it's specifically designed for when you're bored waiting in lines for something! This is... a weird niche that I love exists!

This is extremely intriguing and I'll be looking up more details.
 

Becksworth

Aging Hipster Dragon Dad
In addition to all the other deck builders, one called Library of Ruina shadow dropped on Game Pass yesterday. Haven’t gotten to play it, but it looks like Art Deco/Read or Die/Slay the Spire based on the trailer I saw.

Now for the pending Indie Direct shadow drops…
 

Becksworth

Aging Hipster Dragon Dad
For real, I thought Loop Hero was going to be release today for a moment when I saw that. In any case, that was certainly eventful.
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
CAN'T NOBODY CALL ME A LIAR!

All right, going to lead off with the surprise release that absolutely would have made it into the thread title had I suspected it would show up; Axiom Verge 2, which you might know better as the sequel to Axiom Verge! The original Axiom Verge remains one of the high-points of the troid-em-up genre in recent years. Visit a weird pixelly SPACE PLANET, walk around a bunch and use stuff to explore more stuff. Enjoy glitching out a game by way of dimensional sub-space travel. Whack a beetle with a crowbar. Get a Health Extension pick-up.

All this *AND MORE* awaits you when you travel to the astounding futuristic world of Axiom Verge 2!

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Next up is Garden Story, a video-style entertainment game that combines the THRILLS of gardening, with the CHILLS of walking through dungeons and bustin' some monster chops! You're a little friendly grape who has a farm in a town full of veggie-pals tasked with building a farm and travelling though the surrounding countryside getting more farm materials by smacking them out of monsters, like busting piniatas made of fence-posts or whatever. Live your best farm life by administering blunt-force trauma to house-sized caterpillers.

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Now if you want some HUNKY BOYS in your dungeon crawling, instead of merely friendly vegetables and farming, may I direct your attention to Boyfriend Dungeon, a video game in which you traipse through monster-filled dungeon halls in order to get SWEET LOOT, then, when you leave those dungeons, get to experience SWEET ROMANCE when your weapons turn into Bachelors you can then date! Where else are you going to get a premise like being able to smooch on a knife? I don't know! One of the bullet points is that its "tasteful and inclusive" regarding romancing' swords, so don't let that worry stop you!

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Curious Expedition 2 is... perhaps even more bonkers of a premise than that, as it's a roguelike book. Which I guess is basically the second time that's happened this week. Have a bunch of peeps explore Weird Places in the 19th Century, and meet dinosaurs and robots and whatnot looking for wealth fame and glory, all while reading a randomly slapped together book!

Video games are weird sometimes!

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Also in terms of making you do a lot of reading when you could be playing a video game is Necrobarista! Which is about the ethics of raising the dead and also coffee. Furthermore, it's also very Australian. But also very anime. A game can be two things!

But what this one is... is Necrobarista; a video game about talking to ghosts, and selling them coffee in that most Aus of Tralias, Australia

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Slime Rancher is another game that is Farming and also Another Genre, in this case, First Person Shooter. Which is a far more unusual thing to slap Starman Farmgame content into. Explore scenic "Outer Space" and blast the flippin' jeez out of space vamints, which in turns helps you raise little space goobers into better space goobers that you can redeem for space corn and new hats and the like.

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Okay, and AS OF WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, this is what I know about. Now lemme 'lone so I can go see what new mischief that ol' Athetos guy is up to
 
as someone who played shadowverse way back when, here is what shadowverse champion battle seems to me. the game shadowverse is indeed a hearthstone-like, and indeed the primary difference is an anime art style. originally it was actually kind of intriguing, had some really uniquely designed stuff, but eventually just fell down a hole of tropes and over sexualization. the interesting thing about shadowverse is that it has a pretty developed and robust story mode within itself. the heroes have a plotline they go through that expands through the... expansions... and ends up marrying new cards with the story in fun and interesting ways. In contrast to hearthstone pulling from ages of warcraft figures to design around, shadowverse has an evolving story that it develops alongside whatever mechanics they intend to add.

So cygames was obviously going to adapt it into an anime (the game is basically an update on rage of bahamut). You would think that you get a nice animated version of their already fleshed out world, but actually they made a yugioh ripoff (this explains the clashing art). So shadowverse champion battle is a video game adaptation of an anime where you play as the main characters playing the phone game, but also it's only battles and you don't get the phone game story mode which is actually interesting. it actually looks like they did a good job with whatever it is, but it's still just extremely confusing to me that they went this route anyway. better marketing metrics i would guess.
 

Violentvixen

(She/Her)
Now if you want some HUNKY BOYS in your dungeon crawling, instead of merely friendly vegetables and farming, may I direct your attention to Boyfriend Dungeon, a video game in which you traipse through monster-filled dungeon halls in order to get SWEET LOOT, then, when you leave those dungeons, get to experience SWEET ROMANCE when your weapons turn into Bachelors you can then date! Where else are you going to get a premise like being able to smooch on a knife? I don't know! One of the bullet points is that its "tasteful and inclusive" regarding romancing' swords, so don't let that worry stop you!
I have so many questions, and am probably going to spend the $19.99 to get them answered.
 

Torzelbaum

????? LV 13 HP 292/ 292
(he, him, his)
Now if you want some HUNKY BOYS in your dungeon crawling, instead of merely friendly vegetables and farming, may I direct your attention to Boyfriend Dungeon, a video game in which you traipse through monster-filled dungeon halls in order to get SWEET LOOT, then, when you leave those dungeons, get to experience SWEET ROMANCE when your weapons turn into Bachelors you can then date! Where else are you going to get a premise like being able to smooch on a knife? I don't know! One of the bullet points is that its "tasteful and inclusive" regarding romancing' swords, so don't let that worry stop you!
That's less awful than the sort of similar idea I had that only existed for the sake of a bad "joke".
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
Fort Triumph is making a pretty solid first impression; it’s got a lot of both XCOM and Into the Breach, and while relentless the jokes aren’t grating.

S’good chunka SRPG
 
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