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Digital Down-Low for 04/15/2021: 7 Lines, No Waiting

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
I think we can all agree that some video games would go down nice on a rainy cold day like this

Kicking things off this week with Poison Control, a frantic-looking action RPG from the good chaps at NIS. The screenshots are difficult to parse, the eshop description is reluctant to explain things, so man... I dunno. The tagline is "Purge poison and RAISE HELL" if that helps you any.

Doesn't mean much to me, personally.

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Vastly more compelling, and one of the games I'm most jazzed for this month, is SaGa Frontier Remastered, which isn't just one of the games I've most wanted to see re-released in general (missed my chance to play is on PS1 and always regretted that), but it's a re-release thats more thorough than I dared hope; re-integrating all the content that wound up cut from the final game AS WELL AS having a bunch of minor QoL improvements like a fast forward and NG+ options. The game itself is kinda like getting 7 small RPGs with distinct mechanics that all overlap for one big overarching story; kind of like Dragon Quest 4, to an extent.

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Deiland is one of them chorse-em-ups where you've got a tiny planet what needs farmin' 'pon, and also some varmints on that tiny planet farm what need thumpin'. It's like The Little Prince, except with more agriculture, and fewer life lessons about friendship.

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Rain on Your Parade is a Whimsical Jackass Simulator where it's a lovely day in the neighborhood, and you're terrible cloud. Travel the town and unleash frustration on all the durn fools who think they have the right to plan for nice weather! It looks extremely charming and fun and who doesn't want to poop lightning bolts?

NOBODY, THAT'S WHO! IT'S THE UNIVERSAL DREAM!

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Dragon Audit is... a weird'un, kind of feels like a lost Dreamcast or early PS2 game that fell through a time-hole and landed in the now-a-days. You're an accountant in a JRPG world who winds up romantically entangled with a dragon (read: anime girl) who mishears you say "Audit" and thinks you want to date her. Hijinx ensue. It's also only about 90 minutes long, according to the eShop description, so it won't be adding to the backlog any!

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Myastere: Ruins of Deazniff appears to be a Bionic Commantroidvania, which sounds great on its own! I'm less confident about the rather clunky description in the eShop page, but Grappling Hooks and Troidin' are great tastes that taste great together!

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Godstrike is a twin-sticky, boss-rushy, time-attacky bullet-hell shooter. It looks competently made and all, but I can't really expand on things past the baseline here.
It's one of those games!


Relicta is a ifrst person puzz-em-all-and-let-God-sort-em-out game where you're the only one left in a Weird Science Base and have to squirrel up gravity and magnetism (the two grabbiest sciences) to figure out how to get your butt from one spot to another without getting space-killed by a computer.

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And finally, we have The Darkside Detective: A Fumble in the Dark, the sequel to the original Darkside Detective, which was a jokey point-and-clikcy game about a wizard gumshoe tasked with using lateral thinking to solve GHOST CRIME. The original was a series of fun, brief mini-mysteries, and this appears to be More of Those, so I'd say it's an easy recommendation if that's your bag.

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I guess that's all, go home.
 

Jeanie

(Fem or Gender Neutral)
Rain on Your Parade is a Whimsical Jackass Simulator where it's a lovely day in the neighborhood, and you're terrible cloud. Travel the town and unleash frustration on all the durn fools who think they have the right to plan for nice weather! It looks extremely charming and fun and who doesn't want to poop lightning bolts?

NOBODY, THAT'S WHO! IT'S THE UNIVERSAL DREAM!

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MetManMas

Me and My Bestie
(He, him)
Technically it's 8 lines now with the eighth split up into parts, but yeah, SaGa Frontier Remastered is definitely the thing I'm most excited about this month.

SaGa Frontier was one of way too many Squaresoft games that passed over the (non-Japan) PSone Classics store and I'm excited that it'll now be available on modern platforms* and phones at a higher resolution and with new content.

I am ready for Thursday.

* Well, most modern platforms. Xbox owners and people who want to play on Mac or Linux are SOL. But still, that's far more than it used to be on!
 

Zef

Find Your Reason
(He/Him)
SaGa Frontier Remastered, [...] The game itself is kinda like getting 7 small RPGs with distinct mechanics that all overlap for one big overarching story; kind of like Dragon Quest 4, to an extent.

I remember a lot of negativity around it back when it first came out, so even as I was dazzled by the audiovisual presentation I didn't give it a chance. I take it that opinions may have changed, and that the original release may have been maligned by unfair expectations back then, so I'll be watching for responses to this version now.

(I still want to play Romancing SaGa 3, too.)

You're an accountant in a JRPG world who winds up romantically entangled with a dragon (read: anime girl) who mishears you say "Audit" and thinks you want to date her.

So, this takes place in the Fire Emblem world, huh.

(What did the Dreamcast and PS2 ever do to you, Octo? The, er, models look so weird and off-putting, especially with the anime faces on them. They shoulda gone with an actual dragon in office hijinks.)
 

YangusKhan

does the Underpants Dance
(He/Him/His)
I remember a lot of negativity around it back when it first came out
That negativity was mostly fueled by Western audiences having virtually no exposure to the SaGa series since the Gameboy era, combined with the series' intrinsic lack of direction/explanation and Squaresoft of the time not doing a whole lot of extra work to help Western players understand it (the PSX manual for the game is... okay-ish).
 

MetManMas

Me and My Bestie
(He, him)
I remember a lot of negativity around it back when it first came out, so even as I was dazzled by the audiovisual presentation I didn't give it a chance. I take it that opinions may have changed, and that the original release may have been maligned by unfair expectations back then, so I'll be watching for responses to this version now.
FWIW the mid-to-late 90s were when I realized that many reviewers of the time were full of shit. I'm still a li'l bitter at PSM for their bashing of Torneko: The Last Hope.
I am referring speficially to the likes of Okage: Shadow King and Evolution when I say that
Yeah, it's a very late 90s/early aughts look.
 

MetManMas

Me and My Bestie
(He, him)
That negativity was mostly fueled by Western audiences having virtually no exposure to the SaGa series since the Gameboy era, combined with the series' intrinsic lack of direction/explanation and Squaresoft of the time not doing a whole lot of extra work to help Western players understand it (the PSX manual for the game is... okay-ish).
This too. We missed out on all three Romancing SaGa games on the Super Famicom (along with tons of other great Squaresoft output) and SaGa Frontier is a far more mechanically demanding game than the more accessible Final Fantasy VII.
 

fanboymaster

(He/Him)
Definitely do not think of SaGa Frontier like DQ4. If you think all the plots are building up to something deeply connected you will be disappointed.
 

jpfriction

(He, Him)
Definitely do not think of SaGa Frontier like DQ4. If you think all the plots are building up to something deeply connected you will be disappointed.

Retronauts had a recent episode about Live a Live and similar RPGs and they didn’t mention Saga Frontier once which seemed silly to me but I guess they are different beasts.
 

SabreCat

Sabe, Inattentive Type
(he "Sabe" / she "Kali")
I remember trying SaGa Frontier back in the day and getting ... stuck, somewhere? I think I played the robot's story, and ended up in some area where I couldn't determine how to progress. I was trapped in a set of screens I couldn't escape, getting whittled down by random encounters until game over.

My memories may be corrupted, but that's the gist of my impressions. I imagine it'd be much more accessible in the era of the wiki!
 

YangusKhan

does the Underpants Dance
(He/Him/His)
Definitely do not think of SaGa Frontier like DQ4. If you think all the plots are building up to something deeply connected you will be disappointed.
I didn't wanna say anything out of fear of being too nitpickey, but yeah I agree with this 100% and kinda bristled at Octo's characterization of SaGa Frontier as "overlapping characters to an overaching story."
 

Lokii

(He/Him)
Staff member
Moderator
Or not it's unclear at this point

but certainly it doesn't seem like the game in its conception is in the tradition of Live-A-Live, The After Years, and Final Fantasy Dimensions.
 

Becksworth

Aging Hipster Dragon Dad
In defense of 90s critics who poo pooed on Saga Frontier, it did have issues that the upcoming remaster rectify somewhat (the obscene memory card requirements, missing story elements), as well as problems that were more era specific (pre rendered CG character models when that was starting to go out of favor visually), I recall Saga Frontier 2 being more fondly received critically.
 

fanboymaster

(He/Him)
I think one of the best features of SaGa in general and Frontier in specific is that things can just be happening concurrently without explicit connection. Fuse may tie some of these stories together but Frontier 1 as presented was the story of seven individuals having their own concerns that occasionally ran into each other, or didn't depending on the individual. It gives the successful impression of a big world that can have a lot going on in it, so much that even people who make an extraordinary impact on it can't reasonably have a hand in everything.

Its poor reception at the time was 100% reasonable, there was no way to easily look up its mechanical underpinnings which are complicated and intentionally obtuse. Square made little effort to promote the idea that this was going to not just be a structurally but mechanically non-traditional game. It took me years to make any reasonable headway into it, I won't blame anyone for not having managed it, especially if they had a deadline to review it.
 

MetManMas

Me and My Bestie
(He, him)
In defense of 90s critics who poo pooed on Saga Frontier, it did have issues that the upcoming remaster rectify somewhat (the obscene memory card requirements, missing story elements), as well as problems that were more era specific (pre rendered CG character models when that was starting to go out of favor visually), I recall Saga Frontier 2 being more fondly received critically.
Good point on the memory card. The game certainly demanded a lot of file space, especially if you wanted to have saves for each character.
Its poor reception at the time was 100% reasonable, there was no way to easily look up its mechanical underpinnings which are complicated and intentionally obtuse. Square made little effort to promote the idea that this was going to not just be a structurally but mechanically non-traditional game. It took me years to make any reasonable headway into it, I won't blame anyone for not having managed it, especially if they had a deadline to review it.
Yeah, it's definitely not a game you want to do on a deadline.
 

Phantoon

I cuss you bad
Well, it took a while before Nintendo ruined one of your threads but they've finally done it again!
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
Ever since I stole that witches gold and she cursed me to have more video games, I knew what I was in for.
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
Okay, ROUND TWO, MOTHER!

First up, and being downloaded as I type this, is Fez! The weirdy-style puzzlatformer about mucking up with camera angles in order to get around places has finally appeared on Switch! Despite the developer hating Nintendo. But he sold his company or something and HERE WE ARE! Get all the geegaws hidden just inside the Z-axis of a given screen in order to win all the prizes!

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Also up, and just behind Fez in my download queue, is There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension, which defies simple classification. It's Wario Ware-ish dealy where you've got a broken video game that you've got to figure out how to progress using tools outside the game world. Then things get weird.

Fez finished downloading in the middle of that previous sentence, for those of you keeping tabs on my download speeds!

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And Longing is an emotion-y adventure game where you're a little poof-ball guy (There is No Game finished downloading) who is tasked with being the butler for a sleepy king, trying to keep yourself occupied for 400 days while this guy finishes snoozing. Seems really rude to me, but a pretty cushy job if you can get it.

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And THAT AIN'T ALL because we also have a new arcade game this week; we've got Frisky Tom! Remember Frisky Tom? I sure don't! And nothing about the cover art leads me to believe this is a personal shortcoming.

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JBear

Internet's foremost Bertolli cosplayer
(He/Him)
And Longing is an emotion-y adventure game where you're a little poof-ball guy (There is No Game finished downloading) who is tasked with being the butler for a sleepy king, trying to keep yourself occupied for 400 days while this guy finishes snoozing. Seems really rude to me, but a pretty cushy job if you can get it.
Just to be clear, for anyone who might be interested and is unable to look it up: it's called The Longing.
 

Jeanie

(Fem or Gender Neutral)
Just a heads up for anyone interested in The Longing: it's 400 days. In real time.

See you next year!
 

Torzelbaum

????? LV 13 HP 292/ 292
(he, him, his)
And THAT AIN'T ALL because we also have a new arcade game this week; we've got Frisky Tom! Remember Frisky Tom? I sure don't! And nothing about the cover art leads me to believe this is a personal shortcoming.

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*Is morbidly curious and looks up the game online*
My verdict: The gameplay seems way less horny than that cabinet art. You connect a bunch of pipes to fill a bathtub while a bunch of mice try to sabotage you in various ways. Also this was ported to the game boy.
 

jpfriction

(He, Him)
*Is morbidly curious and looks up the game online*
My verdict: The gameplay seems way less horny than that cabinet art. You connect a bunch of pipes to fill a bathtub while a bunch of mice try to sabotage you in various ways. Also this was ported to the game boy.
I figured it’d be bubble bath babes meets the game bioshock hacking ripped off. What was that called? Pipe something. Pipeman. The incorrigible pipeman. Yeah that sounds right.
 

muteKi

Geno Cidecity
I'm astounded that at no point does the advertising for the game use the term "laying pipe" anyway the game you're thinking of is pipe mania in its original version (amiga) and pipe dream anywhere else
 

Zef

Find Your Reason
(He/Him)
*Is morbidly curious and looks up the game online*
My verdict: The gameplay seems way less horny than that cabinet art. You connect a bunch of pipes to fill a bathtub while a bunch of mice try to sabotage you in various ways. Also this was ported to the game boy.

Wait, was this the original incarnation of Pipe Dream?
 
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