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Digital Down-Low for 04/05/2024: Clever Girls

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
If you rank the Ghostbusters movies based solely on the average height of the main cast in each, the results *may* surprise you.

So it's a small release schedule this week, but it's definitely leading with strength, as it's kicking off with a game I was completely all in on the moment it was announced; Freedom Planet 2! The original Freedom Planet is a game I'd rank highly, if not at the very top of the heap, of games in the Accelerated Varmint genre (that or Sonic Mania), and by all appearances, this is More of That. And that's all I want!

Though apparently you have to unlock the No Cutscenes options and... boy there's a lot of talking for a 2D platformer otherwise.

Tear-ass through the varmint world of Avalice and roundhouse-kick the hell out of any fool who made the terminal mistake of being made of metal.

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And speaking of clever girls (which is, in fact, why I titled the thread that) we have Girl Genius: Adventures in Castle Heterodyne, the video game adaptation of the web comic that perhaps best lends itself to the medium of video style entertainment game! Weird that it took this long, tbh. It's also one of those comics that I really want to read through but there's, like... decades worth of it at this point and that's a lot of comic to read.

Mad Science Extraordinaire Agatha Heterodyne has herself her ancestral steampunk cyber-monster castle populated with robots and death traps courtesy of a long lineage of comparably mad scientists and she has a real hankerin' to Zeld her way from one side of it to the other.

Really looking forward to some impressions on this since, as said, Girl Genius is one of those things that it makes more sense for me to already be a fan of than not.

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And the character is completely concealed in a cloak, so I can't definitively say it doesn't continue the trend set by the title, but next is Knowledge Keeper, which is appears to be much of the Adventures of Lolo mold, except without that wonderful little Kooshball Man everyone loves to call "Lolo". And I'm always in the mood for one of those, especially when it costs less than a coffee at Starbucks.

But I would need that Starbucks coffee to put the needed pep in my brain to solve the mind bending puzzles.

This is a conundrum, I wish I had a Knowledge Keeper to solve this puzzle for me. And you can get one... with Knowledge Keeper on the Nintendo Switch!

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Now what if, instead of whimsically solving puzzles in a trap filled dungeon or... doing that from a top-down perspective, you were solving WEIRD SPOOKY MURDERS? Well you better get yourself down to The Gap, where, besides some fashionable slacks, you can find *weird spooky murders* what need solving! It's a point and clicky Spooky Style adventure game where you've got a whole Memento thing going on.

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And finally, we've got a different game that clearly hearkens to an 8-bit game I love dearly, but I chose to make The Gap the segue between those two instead. Well... nothing to do to fix that now. Kudzu is the latest from 8 Bit Legit, the folks as what make new games for old consoles. In this case, the Gameboy, and it's a Zeld-em-up about gardening, after your back yard gets a little too... monster-dungeon-y for the Neighborhood Associations liking.

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OKAY GO TO BED
 

Issun

Chumpy
(He/Him)
Oh, okay. I thought you said go to bread. So I made myself some toast with apple butter. But it's really good so it all works out!
 

gogglebob

The Goggles Do Nothing
(he/him)
Weird that it took this long, tbh. It's also one of those comics that I really want to read through but there's, like... decades worth of it at this point and that's a lot of comic to read.

Every time Girl Genius and its length comes up, I am reminded of this Golden Girls (1990) quote:

"I love my comics. Every day, Marmaduke and Apt. 3G."
"I haven't read Apt. 3G since... 1961."
"Oh, well let me catch you up. It is later the same day..."
 

Bongo

excused from moderation duty
(he/him)
Staff member
When you hear "Castle Heterodyne," you should think "Namek." But just like with Dragon Ball, there have been several major arcs since, so it's fine.
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
While it’s outside my usual “I Can Gamble On This” price range, I did pick up the Girl Genius game.

based on the first half hour, it is indeed a solid Zeld ‘Em Up. It’s a little clunky, but in a charming, B+ PS2 release.
 

WildcatJF

Let's Pock (Art @szk_tencho)
(he / his / him)
Squid Alpha has been here the whole time!

The Arcade Archive release this week is a unique one from Namco's back catalog: 1992's Exvania, a game that for all appearances looks like a crossover between Castlevania and Bomberman, despite having nothing at all to do with Konami or Hudson Soft. Bust open treasure chests, power up your whip-wielding not-a-Belmont, and trap your rivals with explosive magic orbs to win, and if you win long enough, I guess you'll rescue a princess because that's not a tired cliche.

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With that, it's time to cycle off. Wish I had a bicycle to do that. Rough on the face to roll yourself.
 

WildcatJF

Let's Pock (Art @szk_tencho)
(he / his / him)
Squid Alpha returns! Striking back wasn't my plan, really, but my mollusk counterpart determined "this week has nothin'" and decided to let the thread lie.

But me? Squid Alpha? I'm all for posting retro news, old thread or new thread! And we have two notable retro releases this week.

First up is the weekly Arcade Archive. Hey, remember when Nintendo and Hamster reached an agreement to release some of their games on the Arcade Archives service for Switch? And how we got some Vs. System titles? Like Vs. Castlevania, which...Nintendo only sublicensed to Konami? Well, that sidebar of Arcade Archives is coming back with a pew pew this week, as Namco dusts off VS. SUPER XEVIOUS MYSTERY OF GUMP from the Famicom Namcot vault for today's release. In Japan, Xevious got a Famicom sequel, Super Xevious, and this is the Vs. System port of that. Hopefully that wasn't confusing! Or Gump might be coming for ya

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Meanwhile, in news I rarely get to report since D3 Enterprise actually posts their EGG Console plans in advance on the eShop, we have Falcom's eternal classic Dragon Slayer IV: DRASLEFAMILY for the MSX arriving today! Ported to the Famicom and localized as Legacy of the Wizard by Broderbund back in the NES heyday (and made its way to Namco Museum Archives V.2), you can now experience the game as originally envisioned! Make it a family affair!

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All right, it's time to call this a done deal, but I'm sure it'll not be long before another week rolls around. Time works that way. Laters!
 

ASandoval

Old Man Gamer
(he/him)
I missed this when it was first posted but Kudzu was developed by Chris Totten, the creative director of Little Nemo & the Nightmare Fiends so I have vested interest in letting you know its pretty dang good.

It's probably also worth mentioning here that he and I are working on a book about 2D, nonlinear action game level design in which this game and Nemo both feature prominently so if you're interested in that , this would be a good (and cheap!) companion piece!
 

ASandoval

Old Man Gamer
(he/him)
Did Nemo cone out @ASandoval?

Not yet, we're just deep in the weeds with development.

To be candid, we haven't found a publishing partner yet which has proven to be a particularly tricky thing in recent years, so the three of us (alongside occasional help from co-op university students where Chris and I teach) are just plugging away at it slowly until its done. We're in a good place all told, it's just going to be a bit longer than anticipated! We've been putting out demos steadily and are planning another public demo soon, so I'll update once that happens.
 
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