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Digital Down-Low for 03/19/2020: Technically Retro Inexplicable Re-releases

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
If the election was today, I would vote for a shark over a tyrannosaur for the office of mayor

Kicking off with a game that is no stranger to controversy; Kingdom of Amalur: Re-Reckoning is, by all accounts, a pretty darn good open-world RPG in the mold of your Skyrims or Dragon Ages or the like. And despite it doing pretty okay for itself, it managed to flop hard enough that the State of Rhode Island bankrupted the studio [citation needed] and then it was forgotten and is now being re-released by THQ-Nordic, which has its own suite of problems. The game can not catch a break, even when Rhode Island ain't looking to bust some kneecaps over it.

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And speaking of genuinely unexpected re-releases, you don't get re-releases less expected than Stubbs the Zombie: Rebel Without a Pulse. Which... I'm sure somebody was clamoring for. Who, I couldn't guess, but here we are. Wouldn't be in my top 5 choices for Original XBox games to re-release on present day consoles, that's for sure. Anyhow, it's a game where you're a Zomboy in a retro-futuristic 1950s city and you turn guys into more zomboys in order to fight on your behalf; like Pikmin, but with a loamier scent.

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Less completely inexplicable, but still pretty unexpected, we have a two-pack of Stranger in Sword City and it's semi-prequel Saviors of Sapphire Wings. And these are first person dungeon crawlers in the Wizardry vein; build yourself a team of Monster Choppers and chuck 'em into dungeons that will 1000% kill them before they take more than five steps in any direction. I'm lead to understand that even by this genres standards the difficulty is high and the mechanics are obtuse, but I am also told that it's one of the better games in the genre so I will be keeping a careful eye on it.

It's a NIS game, so it will definitely go on sale before long.

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And in keeping with this weeks theme, we have Explosionade DX, which was one of the secret stars of the sadly forgotten XBox Live Indie Game service; kind of a cross between Bubble Bobble, Cybernator and gave it weird bouncy physics. Bounce around monster-infested levels with the goal of BLASTING ALL CRITTERS in your giant mecha-tank that's apparently made of Flubber.

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Fiinally breaking the cruel cycle of technically retro unexpected re-releases, we have a new game; Sign of the Sojourner. Which is a narrative-focused deck-building game where you use the cards you accumulate cards as you chat with people, and then use those stories to connect yourself to other people. You know... like real life relationships, except with an compelling video game mechanic!

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And finally, we have a re-release of a fairly recent and popular game so it's not really keeping with the theme; Plants vs Zombies: Battle for Neighborville; which I infer to be Plants vs Zombies, except as a Splatoon-em-up. And, honestly, those two games feel like they'd mesh together pretty nicely and the game does look pretty fun.

Certainly the zombie exploding game I'm most enthusiastic about.

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JBear

Internet's foremost Bertolli cosplayer
(He/Him)
Stranger in Sword City Revisited
Hrm, 3 news classes and 3 new dungeons, huh? That's... mighty tempting. I sunk 100 hours into the original game and got 100% Steam achievements, but I don't know if I have it in me to play the whole thing again. I wonder if this version got a new translation...
 

Mogri

Round and round I go
(he)
Staff member
Moderator
Hrm, 3 news classes and 3 new dungeons, huh? That's... mighty tempting. I sunk 100 hours into the original game and got 100% Steam achievements, but I don't know if I have it in me to play the whole thing again. I wonder if this version got a new translation...
Yeah. What platform is this?
 

YangusKhan

does the Underpants Dance
(He/Him/His)
It's also on Steam, and at a 20% launch discount to boot! Did someone forget to put up the sale on Switch too??
 

Yimothy

Red Plane
(he/him)
I don’t think I’ll play Stranger of Sword City again, but I am interested in Saviors of Sapphire Wings. I wonder if it will have the two character art style options that Stranger did?
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
Oh beans, I totally forgot to update this thread with NEW SURPRISE RELEASES!

And no releases are more surprising, or in fitting with this weeks arbitrarily chosen theme, than Neo-Geo Pocket Color Selection Volume 1, a collection of a staggering 10 NGPC games, which largely comprise the pinnacle of that Very Good Systems Very Good Library; Samurai Shodown2, King of Fighters R2, Gals Fighters, Fatal Fury, Last Blade and SNK vs. Capcom: Match of the Millenium should meet anyones needs in terms of fighting games, Big Tournament Golf (ne Neo Turf Masters) is there for all your golf-em-up needs, Metal Slug 1st and 2nd Mission are real spiffy reinterpretations of the Contra-em-ups, and Dark Arms takes the rail shooter Beast Buster and makes it an ARPG, which is.... certainly a creative decision.

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Also unexpected, but not what you'd call surprising, is Hatsune Miku Logic Paint S, a Picross game about everyone's favorite holographic popstar. Well, debatably most popular. Tupac has an established fanbase from decades earlier, don't want to guess as to which is currently in the lead.

She's more popular than Max Headroom, and less homicidal than Sharon Apple, I feel like I'm on much firmer ground there.

Anyway; it's a Picross game; use deductive reasoning to draw pictures of animes.

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And we also got an arcade game! As we do every week! And this time it's Konamis least remembered beat-em-up Crime Fighters! It's also the only one that didn't have a cartoon based on it, which I suspect is not a coincidence. Take between two and four buddies out for a fun night on the town of completely disintegrating the skeletons of everyone who even THINKS about committing a crime with the two sticks of dynamite that you call hands.

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muteKi

Geno Cidecity
Dark Arms takes the rail shooter Beast Buster and makes it an ARPG, which is.... certainly a creative decision.

I would say it's more of a spiritual sequel to Crystalis, with a significantly higher skellingtons quotient. Who doesn't love more skellingtons in a video game?
 

MetManMas

Me and My Bestie
(He, him)
I am always impressed by your abilities at finding fitting images and GIFs from the later years of The Simpsons, Octo. Pikachu Maggie will be in my nightmares, but still...
 
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