Sometimes I have a hard time thinking of titles for these threads, sometimes I have a hard time narrowing it down to one.
First and certainly not feast is Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy, a much more actionay adaption (or possible prequel) to the original Final Fantasy that dares to ask what people think about Chaos, in general and as an individual. As it turns out, the consensus is that they're not a fan. Overwhelming negative reviews on this Chaos guy. And Jack Garland, the Angriest Man to ever Finally Be Fantastic in particular, has some terse words for that ol' dweeb.
Chaos is NOT invited to his birthday.
Chaos passed him a note that said "Do You Like Me?" and "No" was circled and underlined.
I think maybe they want to kiss?
From context clues offered in the eShop description, Phantom Breaker: Omnia is the Super Turbo to Phantom Breaker Extras Street Fighter 2. It's a fighting game, everyone is animes, and there's one screenshot of the story mode and it's got some Nouns in it. It also has some peeps from Steins Gate and CHaos Head, and hey, I've heard of one of those things before.
Punch an anime before the anime punches you first in this, the most Omnia edition of Phantom Breaker yet!
On the same subject of Updated Re-Releases of Video Game Crossover Fighting Games, we also have Persona 4 Arena Ultimix, which I understand to have been a good example of a Fighting Game Spinoffo of an RPG, but I ain't never played it. I sometimes play as Joker in Smash Brothers, which is about as close as I can claim to having experience with this one, and he was from a different game.
Anyway, one guy is in a mascot costume and he makes a lot of bear puns, and that's the extent of my knowledge of Persona 4s cast and frankly, any more knowledge would dilute my enjoyment of that.
Next is something so far into my wheelhouse that you can drive it down the block. Or possibly use it to grind up grain? I'll be honest, I'm not really sure what a wheelhouse does, but I figure it's either a windmill or a car garage. But something I'm much more confident talking about is Dawn of the Monsters! A video game that finally did the sensible thing and looked at Pacific Rim and said "Well, why don't we just do precisely that?" Take one of four GIANT ROBOT HEROES/KAIJU MEGAFAUNA out across the world in a mission to beat every Giant Monster entirely to death across a whole whack of fully destructible cities.
One could argue that "Well, King of the Monsters 2 was also basically exactly that", and they would be correct, and it's about damn time someone realized that yes I wanted a King of the Monsters 3 for decades
In conclusion; I want to rassl' a Zilla.
The Cruel King and the Great Hero is kiiiind of a sequel to The Liar Princess and the Blind Prince (aesthetically, at least), but this is a regular ol' RPG instead of a puzzlatformer. It is super adorable looking and it's about a l'il gal who decided of her own accord to smash every monster in the world on the grounds that, hey, someones' gotta do it, and also Friendship happens. The visuals alone mean that this is going into my Wishlist.
And speaking of video games with a female lead, well... I guess Gal-Gun Double Peace also counts as that. Just... swinging hard in a very different direction in terms of tone and content. It's a rail shooter where you're tasked with shooting teenage girls in their underpants in order to discourage them from smoochin' you by filling them with magical horny bullets from your magical horny gun.
According to the eShop, it's "one of Japans best loved and critically acclaimed shooters", which I feel is a misleading statement.
Dark Deity would be the game I'm most excited for if it weren't for Dawn of the Monsters. No shame in a tie for first. This one feels very familiar to me, it looks real similar to something that I love a lot, but I'm totally blanking on the name. It's an SRPG where You move little Blue Guys around a grid fighting Red Guys, and then it cuts to a little cutscene of your people fighting, and when your guys are near one another long enough they become friends and their stats increase and you get to build their relationships, and there's a weapon triangle and... gah, it's getting em all fiery trying to think of what gameplay like that is emblematic of....
Oh I know; it's Langressier!
Who Pressed Mute on Uncle Marcus is an FMV murd-em-up where you've got to use Zoom Calls and deductive reasoning to determine which one of your CAD relatives dunn murd'd up your unky Mark. Kind of like Knives Out, except everyone is British instead of just the Cajun guy, and the victim is the guy from The Office instead of the guy from Star Crash.
And wrapping up this weeks selection is Inukari: Chase of Deception is a jumps-em-up hop and bop game with pixels where you're a ninja varmint what has to Super Mario her way through all kinds of levels in order to smack around bad guys and pick up little things that go "cling" while chiptunes blare.
Y'know; a video game.
First and certainly not feast is Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy, a much more actionay adaption (or possible prequel) to the original Final Fantasy that dares to ask what people think about Chaos, in general and as an individual. As it turns out, the consensus is that they're not a fan. Overwhelming negative reviews on this Chaos guy. And Jack Garland, the Angriest Man to ever Finally Be Fantastic in particular, has some terse words for that ol' dweeb.
Chaos is NOT invited to his birthday.
Chaos passed him a note that said "Do You Like Me?" and "No" was circled and underlined.
I think maybe they want to kiss?
From context clues offered in the eShop description, Phantom Breaker: Omnia is the Super Turbo to Phantom Breaker Extras Street Fighter 2. It's a fighting game, everyone is animes, and there's one screenshot of the story mode and it's got some Nouns in it. It also has some peeps from Steins Gate and CHaos Head, and hey, I've heard of one of those things before.
Punch an anime before the anime punches you first in this, the most Omnia edition of Phantom Breaker yet!
On the same subject of Updated Re-Releases of Video Game Crossover Fighting Games, we also have Persona 4 Arena Ultimix, which I understand to have been a good example of a Fighting Game Spinoffo of an RPG, but I ain't never played it. I sometimes play as Joker in Smash Brothers, which is about as close as I can claim to having experience with this one, and he was from a different game.
Anyway, one guy is in a mascot costume and he makes a lot of bear puns, and that's the extent of my knowledge of Persona 4s cast and frankly, any more knowledge would dilute my enjoyment of that.
Next is something so far into my wheelhouse that you can drive it down the block. Or possibly use it to grind up grain? I'll be honest, I'm not really sure what a wheelhouse does, but I figure it's either a windmill or a car garage. But something I'm much more confident talking about is Dawn of the Monsters! A video game that finally did the sensible thing and looked at Pacific Rim and said "Well, why don't we just do precisely that?" Take one of four GIANT ROBOT HEROES/KAIJU MEGAFAUNA out across the world in a mission to beat every Giant Monster entirely to death across a whole whack of fully destructible cities.
One could argue that "Well, King of the Monsters 2 was also basically exactly that", and they would be correct, and it's about damn time someone realized that yes I wanted a King of the Monsters 3 for decades
In conclusion; I want to rassl' a Zilla.
The Cruel King and the Great Hero is kiiiind of a sequel to The Liar Princess and the Blind Prince (aesthetically, at least), but this is a regular ol' RPG instead of a puzzlatformer. It is super adorable looking and it's about a l'il gal who decided of her own accord to smash every monster in the world on the grounds that, hey, someones' gotta do it, and also Friendship happens. The visuals alone mean that this is going into my Wishlist.
And speaking of video games with a female lead, well... I guess Gal-Gun Double Peace also counts as that. Just... swinging hard in a very different direction in terms of tone and content. It's a rail shooter where you're tasked with shooting teenage girls in their underpants in order to discourage them from smoochin' you by filling them with magical horny bullets from your magical horny gun.
According to the eShop, it's "one of Japans best loved and critically acclaimed shooters", which I feel is a misleading statement.
Dark Deity would be the game I'm most excited for if it weren't for Dawn of the Monsters. No shame in a tie for first. This one feels very familiar to me, it looks real similar to something that I love a lot, but I'm totally blanking on the name. It's an SRPG where You move little Blue Guys around a grid fighting Red Guys, and then it cuts to a little cutscene of your people fighting, and when your guys are near one another long enough they become friends and their stats increase and you get to build their relationships, and there's a weapon triangle and... gah, it's getting em all fiery trying to think of what gameplay like that is emblematic of....
Oh I know; it's Langressier!
Who Pressed Mute on Uncle Marcus is an FMV murd-em-up where you've got to use Zoom Calls and deductive reasoning to determine which one of your CAD relatives dunn murd'd up your unky Mark. Kind of like Knives Out, except everyone is British instead of just the Cajun guy, and the victim is the guy from The Office instead of the guy from Star Crash.
And wrapping up this weeks selection is Inukari: Chase of Deception is a jumps-em-up hop and bop game with pixels where you're a ninja varmint what has to Super Mario her way through all kinds of levels in order to smack around bad guys and pick up little things that go "cling" while chiptunes blare.
Y'know; a video game.