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“They banged doors, they shouted Trick or Treat and their brown paper bags began to fill with incredible sweets. They galloped with their teeth glued shut with pink gum. They ran with red wax lips bedazzling their faces. But all the people who met them at doors looked like candy factory duplicates of their own mothers and fathers. It was like never leaving home. Too much kindness flashed from every window and every portal. What they wanted was to hear dragons belch in basements and banged castle doors.” -Ray Bradbury
"What is a castle but a miserable pile of weens." - Dracula, probably.
Yonder Google Doodle tells me that Fall has officially arrived. It's that time of year when the air turns crisp, the scent of pumpkin pie lattes wafts through the town, and Spirit Halloween wakes from its dusty slumber. And it's when Talking Time collectively gives Dracula his just deserts... literally! You see, old man Dracula loves to swoop down on unsuspecting village maids and give them the ol' two-fang. Too bad he can't bite down if his mouth is gobbed up with delicious treats and that's where you come in. From now till November 1st every Video Dracula defeated represents one more candy corn or laffy taff gumming up Dracula's piehole. Defeat 100 Draculas and he'll be chewing on so much candy no one need will fear walking the streets of Wallachia again.
What counts as a Dracula?
A Dracula is a Dracula. They can be identified by their high collars, batwing capes, and preference for free blood. They are also named Dracula. Remember, a Dracula who is not a Dracula does not count as a Dracula. Draculas include:
- Dracula (Haunted Castle)
- Dracula (Castlevania: The Adventure)
- Dracula (Castlevania Judgement)
- Dracula (Knife Hit, iOS)
- Dracula (Talking Time, online)
The world of Draculas that are not Draculas is vast and wide. Anything sufficiently Dracula-like that's not technically a Dracula is a Bonus-Dracula and is worth a whole 0.5 True Draculas! Bo'draculas include:
- Father Gascoigne (Bloodborne)
- Phalanx (Demon's Crest)
- Married Vampire Couple (Illusion of Gaia)