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LET'S STREAM BAD RATS SHOW - Secret of Nimh 3
Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Let's Stream Bad Rats Show!
Bad Rats Show is physics puzzle game created by Invent4 Entertainment, and released on Steam on July 20, 2016. Longtime users of Steam might recognize that date as the 7th anniversary of the release of the original Bad Rats. Was 2009 really so long ago? Would the me that existed then even recognize the me that exists now? What... what happened to us? All the footage for this let's play is streamed live on my Hitbox Channel with SKYPE/DISCORD CREW onhand to make fun of me. I'll be announcing all streaming sessions in this thread and on my twitter, and I'm actually getting better about keeping up with the text chat! So if you wanna watch it live just hop in whenever I'm doing it! And if you wanna take it further and get into a part of SKYPE/DISCORD CREW just... I dunno... ask me nicely. It's cool. YOUTUBE PLAYLIST Last edited by BEAT; 09-13-2016 at 10:31 AM. |
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POLOUGE BONUS POST!
HOW THE FUCK DID BAD RATS GET A SEQUEL WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS. I could look you in the eye and unflinchingly claim that the blame falls squarely on the shoulders of Invent4 Entertainment. I mean they were the ones who developed and published this abomination! They wrote every line of code, textured every polygon, animated every character and recorded every sound effect! Their contributions to Bad Rats Show's existence are many, and when all is said and done, we will hold that that grim crucible, and demand they answer for their sins! And they will simply respond "You told us to do it". WE FORCED BAD RATS SHOW TO EXIST. It's kind of incredible really! Bad Rats got a sequel not because people liked it, but because we hated it. We hated it so much that we all bought at least 10 copies and sent them to all of our friends with gift messages like HAHA "ENJOY" FUCKO, laboring under the delusion that "ironic" 99 cents wasn't the same as a "sincere" one. Can we blame I4E for making Bad Rats show when we are the ones that turned their prior attempt into one of the highest selling games since the advent of digital distribution? What were they supposed to do, just ignore the fact that they were now the sole owners of a runaway success? No. It's our fault. It's my fault. WE GLEEFULLY DUG THIS GRAVE ONE CENT AT A TIME, NEVER REALIZING WE WERE THE ONES TO LIE IN IT BE STILL IN THIS PIT. CLOSE YOUR EYES SO THEY CAN'T BETRAY YOUR COWARDICE. I WAS BORN IN THIS HATEFUL PLACE. IT WAS DESTINY THAT I WOULD RETURN. This is justice. Last edited by BEAT; 07-18-2019 at 01:24 PM. |
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but youre already (un)dead!
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The stream just kept shitting itself while I was watching, so I had to bail.
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I just noticed the secret of nimh joke in the thread title.
In your skeleton frame beats the heart of an ice titan, BEAT. A lich cursed you many years ago, I presume... |
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Good news! Last night I actually managed knuckle down and resolve all those HORRIBLE STREAMING PROBLEMS I was having! I am now able to stream with only a 10 second delay, and minimal dropped frames!
I had to turn down the encoding bitrate to 900 to accomplish this, but it's FUCKING BAD RATS this shit would look awful in crystal-clear 4K HD at 5 million frames per second. But yeah! I actually recorded some! and I can record more! BACK IN BUSINESS MOTHERFUCKER! I also changed the first two posts in the thread from "STREAM'S STARTING" and "STREAM SUCKED" to things that actually resemble an LP intro. You're welcome. |
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PART 01 START OF DARKNESS CHAPTER 1.1 NO ESCAPE Fanboymaster - Patito The more things change, the more they stay the same. NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: NONE TOTAL: 0 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 2:48 BEAT: And now Flu Rat will do the rest! Come on Flu Rat. Come on flu Rat... FLU RAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT! 3:19 BEAT: Does Flu Rat move itself back when he sneezes?! FanboyMaster: Probably? It's a Bad Rat. BEAT: OH MY GOD IT DOES! OH MY GOD IT DOES! OH MY GOD. OKAY. TOTAL: 02 Last edited by BEAT; 11-15-2016 at 11:20 AM. |
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Yeah, it's probably in Unity, like 90% of the other dreck that manages to get Greenlit.
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PART 02 GOD LET IT END CHAPTER 1.2 TRAPPED IN A PRISON OF TIME Fanboymaster - Patito So hey that last video sure was short eh? This game must be a piece of Cake! I bet the second video is even shorter- oh. Oh no. Please no. NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: NONE BUT GOD, HOW DISGUSTING. TOTAL: 0 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 01:50 BEAT: Pick up the fan. Pick up the fan. PICK UP THE FAN YOU FUCKER! 15:55 Patito: That's fucking rediculous. BEAT: What- what am I supposed to do now?! [...] OHHHHOOO MY GOD. FanboyMaster: You were surprised when you shouldn't have been. BEAT: I WANTED TO BE SURPRISED, DAMMIT. TOTAL: 04 Last edited by BEAT; 10-21-2016 at 01:04 PM. |
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So odious is sin to God that there can be no end to its just punishment.
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So that's why he hates wizards so much. Suddenly it all makes sense. |
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Torn between posting the 4-or-5 minutes of footage from Stream 1 on it's own today, and holding off until I record more (hopefully tonight) so I can combine it with stream 2 footage for a longer video.
Anyone have any sort of opinion on that? CHECK THE SECOND POST JACKASS. |
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THIS VIDEO IS A COMBINATION OF FOOTAGE FROM 2 DIFFERENT STREAMS
PART 03 SAVE SCUM CHAPTER 1.3, TWICE RIOTERS Fanboymaster - Patito - MarsDragon God that last level took forever. I wonder how bad this one will be-DONE. That was quick! Let's end the stream right there, on a nice high note! ***TWO DAYS LATER*** Okay, back to Bad Rats! Let me just open up my save file and we can dive right into Chapter 1.4! Or... Chapter 1.3? NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: NONE TOTAL: 0 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 03:25 BEAT: The cat escaped! The cat lived! Oh- AND THEN HE GETS... WOW. WOOOOW. WELL THEY SURPRISED ME! I'LL GIVE THAT TO EM! 07:20 BEAT: OH WHAT NOW IT'S BEING CONSISTENT?! FanboyMaster: It is consistent only when it would be stupid. TOTAL: 06 Last edited by BEAT; 11-15-2016 at 11:21 AM. Reason: IT IS NOT THE 4 MINUTE VIDEO THAT WAS ORIGINALLY POSTED ON 7/27 |
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Last edited by BEAT; 07-28-2016 at 09:46 AM. |
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HOOO BOY THAT WAS A FUCKING TRIP.
SO OKAY HERE'S WHAT'S UP. I went back to my 3rd update post and replaced the video with a new one that combines the footage from Streams 1 & 2. I also re-wrote the whole thing. Sorry if that's confusing, but this was one of those cases where it was really the only way to demonstrate just how terribly broken this game really is. Last edited by BEAT; 07-28-2016 at 09:46 AM. |
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YEAH IT'S MORE OF THIS BULLSHIT.
http://www.hitbox.tv/beathatesall |
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So am I correct in understanding you weren't actually able to stream the game because it did something weird with your mouse cursor that wasn't implemented correctly? (Or is that skeleton hand cursor like your default cursor choice because I want to believe it is)
EDIT: OK, I checked another video on youtube and, yep, that skeleton cursor is a custom thing done by the game, so of course it doesn't work right however BEAT I'm just saying man Last edited by muteKi; 07-30-2016 at 02:39 AM. Reason: ALL YOUR LPS SHOULD HAVE A SKELETON CURSOR, IS WHAT I'M SAYING |
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PART 04 IT KEEPS HAPPENING CHAPTER 1.4.4.4.4.4.4.4.4.4 LOOPERS Fanboymaster - MarsDragon Oh hey this one's easy! I'll just solve it real quick and- Oh hey this one's easy! I'll just solve it real quick and- Oh hey this one's easy! I'll just solve it real qųick̵ a̸nd̨-͟ O͝h͘ ̨h̨e͟y ̷th̛i̵s͞ one'͢s e͟asy͡ Į'̨͞l̷l͜ ̡ j̧u̶͢s̕͢͏t s͘o͝lv͝ȩ̕͟ ̀͜͟i҉҉t ̀ r̴̀̀ea͘l̴ q҉uìck̵ an͡d̡̧-̸ O̶̕͏͠h̶̴̢̕ ̢̛ h̸̛e͏̡́y̨̕͜ th͟͞i̵̢͝s̴̛̀҉͟ oń͘͜e̢̢'̵̨̨̛̀s̴̡͢͠ ̸̕͘͟҉ę̵͜͡a̷͜͠s̸̨̛͟͟ỳ̸̛͠!̢ ̧̧͠͞ I̵̢͡'̴̛҉͏l҉̛́͝l̴̵͡ j̵̛̀́͢u̢̧͘͜͝s̶͘͜t̴̛̀͜ s̢o̡͘l͘͜v́ę̡̀͡ į̢̕t̢͢͟ ̵͜͠ŕ̀è̸͡a̸̸̡̛͝l͏̧ q̛́u̷͘͜í̵̵c͢͟͝k̴̡͡͡͞ ̴͘a̛͡҉̀n̷̶̛͘͞d҉͞-̛̛̀͘͟ K̸̶̀͞Ì͢҉Ĺ̸̨̨Ļ ͏̴M͏̡̛̛́Ę̴̀͞ NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 1.4 (EVEN THO WE NEVER SAW IT, FAILURE TO FUCKING LOAD IS STILL FAILURE) TOTAL: 1 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 03:13 BEAT: OYEAH SEE! SEE! THAT TIME OHHHHHHHHHH WAIT WAIT WAIT Dammit. 06:04 BEAT: IT DIDN'T REGISTER ME FINISHING IT! SHIT! MarsDragon: Jesus! 12:25 FanboyMaster: You've fallen for the same trick so many times! BEAT: I WANT TO BELIEVE DAMMIT! TOTAL: 09 Last edited by BEAT; 11-15-2016 at 11:21 AM. Reason: T̡YP̸OS̀ ̵N'̡ ̵Z̕AĻG̵O̶ ̴S̵H͘IT́.͏ |
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For what it's worth, the game's hint does suggest that the solution that you came up with was the same as the developer's (a combination of flu rat, mafia rat, and pope rat -- though as fanboymaster points out, what else are you going to use), so I think it is absolutely fair to call what we saw a true original solution failure.
Congratulations, BEAT! You are now thinking like the Bad Rats developers! ... If you, for god knows what reason, want to make sure that the game is just copying whatever you put down when you hit that button, you could try implementing this solution and seeing what happens when the level ends: |
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I am loving this stream. If I had internet at any other time than when I was at work I'd totally join the stream.
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PART 05 UPS AND DOWNS CHAPTER 1.5 - CHAPTER 1.6...? AND ALL AROUNDS Fanboymaster - MarsDragon The trajectory of this game is now a Sine Wave. I suffered on 1.4, so 1.5 is a breeze! And then 1.6 is... well... 1.6. NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 1.5 TOTAL: 2 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 05:27 FanboyMaster: Let's see if [1.5's original solution] works. BEAT: IT DOESN'T'! OH I'M SO HAPPY! OUR FIRST ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURE! YES! I'M SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS! NEXT MAP! SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS! I WAS DEARLY HOPING FOR THAT TO HAPPEN AND THEN IT HAPPENED! OH IT'S A GOOD DAY TO BE ALIVE! 09:20 MarsDragon: This is gonna go places. FanboyMaster: This looks like violent assault! BEAT: YES YES YES! YES SHOVE! SHOVE SHOVE! YES!! FanboyMaster: I hate you. 17:05 BEAT: [clearly dying inside] And you know what?! I'm okay with this! I need a drink. And I need to go hug my wife, and tell her how thankful I am that I get to live with her! TOTAL: 12 Last edited by BEAT; 11-15-2016 at 11:21 AM. Reason: LOLTYPOS. |
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Thanks! I hope you continue to enjoy it! |
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I WAS GONNA POST THIS TOMORROW BUT THEN I WAS LIKE... EH... FUCK IT.
PART 06 WAR OF ATTRITION MORE CHAPTER 1.6 THROW IT ALL IN Fanboymaster - MarsDragon In my original Bad Rats LP, there was a single notable level that took me forever to solve. I hated that level. I cursed that level. I swore up and down that was the worst that Bad Rats could possibly get. How naive I was back then. NOTES
STATS ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: NONE TOTAL: 2 BEAT GETS DEEPLY OFFENDED: 04:00 FanboyMaster: The original Bad Rats turned you into a man. BEAT: No. No. No. No. You take that back. You take that back right fucking now. TOTAL: 01 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 04:52 BEAT: Okay that was a mess, but I'm willing to bet this time it'll work for some reason. FanboyMaster: This time... will be different! BEAT: Look all I know is that like- THIS TIME... WILL BE DIFFERENT!! FanboyMaster: IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL!! BOTH: IS IT STEVE!?! 12:52 FanboyMaster: No, Yoga Rat's entire purpose is to- BEAT: WAIT NO IT WORKED! I DID IT! [near tears] I DID IT!! Marsdragon: What. Fanboy: I'm so unhappy. This is two videos! Two videos of this awful thing! 14:02 BEAT: It does have an original solution here, Okay, so Yogi Rat Yogas it and and then... Wait Wait Wait... No. No. No no you have got to be kidding me! You've- NO. NO! NO! I'M OFFENDED! TOTAL: 15 Last edited by BEAT; 10-21-2016 at 12:55 PM. |
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PART 07 RATS V MOUSE CHAPTER 1.7 POINTERS Fanboymaster - MarsDragon - Caliscrub After the horrible nightmare that was 1.6, it's kinda nice to get a level that's stupid easy! Too bad it absolutely refuses to let me finish it. NOTES
STATS ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 1.7 (LIKE ONCE BUT FUCK YOU IT COUNTS.) TOTAL: 3 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 03:25 BEAT: Like it obviously wants this one to be the motorcycle one? But no! Screw that! I have my own solution, and it's called FUCKING SHOOTING IT UNTIL IT DIES. 04:54 BEAT: THE GAME CRASHED! THE GAME CRASHED! AND I HADN'T HAD A CHANCE TO HIT NEXT YET! I GOTTA DO IT AGAIN! I GOTTA DO IT AGAIN! TOTAL: 17 RESETS: 6 Last edited by BEAT; 10-21-2016 at 12:53 PM. |
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"FanboyMaster We're all going to hell."*
No. We're already in hell. *From a previous video. Last edited by Torzelbaum; 08-04-2016 at 12:08 PM. |
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PART 08 INSTANT WIN CHAPTER 1.8 JUBILANT SUPPORTERS. Fanboymaster - MarsDragon - Caliscrub I don't like to brag but I'm pretty much the best there ever was at video game. NOTES
STATS ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 1.8 TOTAL: 4 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 04:22 BEAT: I am eager to see how this one's gonna fail. Oh wait no it didn't fail? WAIT YES IT DID! OH YES IT DID! YES! CHALK UP ANOTHER ONE BABY! TOTAL: 18 Well Gee that video was awfully short! I wonder why BEAT didn't include the next level on it, since he's obviously able to solve these puzzles very quickly and with no major problems at all! [OMINOUS THUNDERCLAP] Last edited by BEAT; 10-21-2016 at 12:53 PM. |
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PART 09 HAVE YOU EVER SUFFERED? CHAPTER 1.9 THE ACCUSERS Fanboymaster - MarsDragon - Caliscrub Fuck this game. Fuck. This. game. NOTES
STATS ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 1.9 (I'M JUST GOING TO ASSUME IT WOULDN'T HAVE WORKED. IT HELPS ME SLEEP AT NIGHT.) TOTAL: 5 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: THE PROCESS OF EDITING THIS HAS POISONED MY MIND AGAINST IT. WHEN I LISTEN TO IT NOW, ALL I HEAR IS A CACOPHONY OF WEEPING AND SOBBING VOICES, BEGGING FOR RELEASE FROM THEIR SPECTRAL PRISON. SO LIKE, MAYBE THAT COUNTS AS 2 SHIT FLIPS? MAYBE? YEAH 2 SOUNDS RIGHT. TOTAL: 19 Last edited by BEAT; 08-11-2016 at 11:46 AM. |
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Gonna make an effort to keep up with this. That was a hell of a stream tonight.
I still contend, only half-jokingly, that there's an algorithm which screws the physics up every time the player gets closer to solving a level. The only real evidence against my theory is the amount of skill required to create the algorithm versus the actual skill level of I4R's programmers. |