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FanboyMaster: "the rats don't have a god."
They are a forsaken people. BEAT: "dtsund says "congRATulations" and now I hate him." |
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POSTING BEFORE IT FINISHES PROCESSING CUZ IDGAF
PART 28 REMEMBER THAT TIME CHAPTER 4.5 NOT BRAZILIANS OR BRASILIANS Caliscrub - ATurtleDoesBite - MuteKi My penultimate Bad Rats show stream starts not with a bang, but with a whisper. NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 4.5 BUT NOT THE WAY THE ORIGINAL SOLUTION USUALLY FAILS ON BOMB LEVELS! TOTAL: 23 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 01:35 BEAT: WE DIDN'T EVEN START YET! LIKE WE COULD LITERALLY START OVER BUT I'M NOT GOING TO! I'M NOT GOING TO. I'M GOING TO KEEP THIS FOOTAGE JUST SO I CAN CUT IT WITH ANOTHER DRILL TWEET AND POINT OUT HOW FUCKED UP THIS GAME IS. 05:25 BEAT: Oh my god. Oh my god are you seeing this? YOU HAD ONE JOB HOCKEY RAT! YOU HAD. ONE. JOB. 08:55 BEAT: Wait- Why is it back at the main menu? ATurtleDoesBite: Wow. BEAT: WHY DID IT GO BACK TO THE MAIN MENU?! AAAAND THE LEVEL I JUST FINISHED IS- OKAY. I HIT ESCAPE TO QUIT THE ANIMATION CUZ IT TAKES FOREVER, AND IT TOOK ME ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE MAIN MENU AND THE LEVEL I JUST FINISHED IS STILL NOT UNLOCKED. SO WE'RE GOING TO SKIP AHEAD. WE DON'T GET TO SEE THE ORIGINAL SOLUTION THERE BUT THAT'S DEFINITELY A FAILURE DON'T GET ME WRONG. I'M COUNTING IT AS A FAILURE. TOTAL: 59 Last edited by BEAT; 11-15-2016 at 11:29 AM. |
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WITH ANY LUCK THIS WILL BE THE FINAL STREAM OF BAD RATS SHOW!!!!1
CATCH IT LIVE OR DON'T IDGAF. http://www.hitbox.tv/BEATHATESALL |
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HOLY FUCK FANBOY AND MARS WOULDN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT PUZZLE BOBBLE
ALSO IT'S DONE. I'M FREE EXCEPT FOR THE EDITING AND WRITEUPS AND EPILOUGE WHICH WILL TAKE LITERAL HOURS OF EFFORT. BUT THEN I'M FREE. |
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Or the next time someone gifts you a visual novel. Ooh... There's a thought - a Bad Rats visual novel. ... Oh, so this is what happens when you know you're destined for hell... |
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PART 29 I REJECT THIS CHAPTER 4.6 SWORN TO SILENCE Caliscrub - ATurtleDoesBite - MuteKi Nothing can quite piss me off like a working original solution. NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: NONE. TOTAL: 23 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 12:20 BEAT: And Hockey Rat- WHAT. No. No. No.I reject this notion. I REJECT THIS VIOLENTLY! CaliScrub: Oh it works! It's working! BEAT: I REJECT THIS! THIS IS NOT FAIR! THIS IS NOT GOOD THIS IS NOT RIGHT! ATurtleDoesBite: The hell... BEAT: NO! NO! NO! MuteKi: It looked like it wasn't gonna work for a second. BEAT: NO! NO WE WILL NOT SPEAK OF THIS! WE WILL NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THIS! TOTAL: 60 Last edited by BEAT; 11-15-2016 at 11:29 AM. |
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Congratulations on freeing yourself from the menace of Bad Rats, at least until they make a third one
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PART 30 TINY CARNIVAL CHAPTER 4.7 - CHAPTER 4.8 HELP ME HATE Caliscrub - ATurtleDoesBite - MuteKi The rats are breaking apart before our eyes. All will be dead soon, and we welcome it. NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 4.8 YES! YES!! TOTAL: 24 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 01:45 BEAT: Go, this is a one and done. I solve this on the first try. I am positive of this. MuteKi: Wait, did you- BEAT: Naw I solve it on the first try! I did! [Sudden Realization] WAIT I DID HOLY CRAP!? THAT DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH IT AND I SOLVED IT! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! 07:05 BEAT: what the fuck man. WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD Okay Okay he is looking at the ball. I have positioned him so he is staring at the ball. But he can't see it! MuteKi: Is the ball, like, stuck in the geometry? BEAT: No- no it's just- the ball is right there, right? Like, here's the ball, here's Mafia Rat! [...] His little nose is pointed at it! HE CAN SEE THE BALL! MuteKi: Yeah. BEAT: HE JUST DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT! 08:35 BEAT: WHY IS POPE RAT FALLING?! WHAT-WHAT-WHAT KNOCKED KNOCKED POPE RAT DOWN?! ATurtleDoesBite: Uh, maybe the explosion? BEAT: No, I reject this notion WAIT WHAT IS HE DOING DOWN OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD NO, I AM NOT HAVING THIS. 11:03 BEAT: OH-OH WHAT ARE YOU DOING POPE RAT?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Ohhhh gog. Why? Why do I do this? Why, why, there's a reason right? There's a REASON! THERE'S A REASON! ATurtleDoesBite: In theory! CaliScrub: Wait so, does the ball pull him too? Like gravity? BEAT: I DON'T- IT- IT NEVER DID BEFORE! IT NEVER DID BEFORE NOW BUT I GUESS IT DOES?! TOTAL: 64 |
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PART 31 "ART" GAMES THAT ARE TOTALLY BULLSHIT CHAPTER 4.9 ON SOME BASIC LEVEL, THEY SPEAK TO ME Caliscrub - ATurtleDoesBite - MuteKi In which I babble about Robert Rodriguez and Gochi Suda, while Muteki gets in on the shit-flippin. NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 4.9 FUCK THE DEVS! FUCK THE DEVS! FUCK THE DEVS! TOTAL: 25 BEAT & MUTEKI FLIP THEIR SHIT: 02:22 Muteki: I wanted to point out for the description for this level, the first tip was "Now that you've gotten this far into the game, we surely don't need to give you any more hints!" And then right below that was "Okay okay, we'll give you this one: Use Pope Rat." BEAT: THAT'S NOT EVEN A HINT THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU DO! Muteki: I KNOW! IT'S LIKE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND! THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME! BEAT: THAT'S NOT EVEN A HINT!! Muteki: USE FUCKIN POPE RAT! BEAT: USE POPE RAT! FUCK YOU! 05:44 ATurtleDoesBite: This time... will be different! Muteki: Famous last words... OH NOOOOO BEAT: OH THAT WAS SO CLOSE! YOU ALL SAW THAT OOOOHHHH Muteki: UUUUUUUHHHHH! BEAT: This time. This time! ATurtleDoesBite, were you quoting Aqua Teen? Because like, we do that all the fucking time. ATurtleDoesBite: I was quoting you. BEAT: I was quoting Aqua teen! "It's not different at all, IS IT STEVE?!" Muteki: OOOHHH THAT'S HEARTBREAKING! 06:24 BEAT: I'm pissed off that it didn't work, and that's why I'm just gonna brute force it! MuteKi: WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING TO POPE RAT AT THIS POINT?! BEAT: WHO CARES?! HE DOESN'T GET A CHOICE! IF POPE RAT GOT A SAY, HE WOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING AGES AGO. 06:58 BEAT: Okay wait wait wait- OHHH THAT IS SUCH BULLSHIT! MuteKi: OH NOOOOOO! TOTAL: 68 Last edited by BEAT; 11-23-2016 at 09:14 AM. |
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PART 32 MAXIMUM BAD RATS CHAPTER 4.10 ENSEMBLE CAST Caliscrub - ATurtleDoesBite - MuteKi - FanboyMaster - MarsDragon - Rebelfire Quote:
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: IT WORKED BUT I'M TICKED OFF ABOUT IT. TOTAL: 25 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 22:30 BEAT: Wait, I won? EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP FANBOY I WON! MarsDragon: Congratulations? FanboyMaster: Huh. BEAT you shouldn't even be proud of that. BEAT: NO I AM FUCK YOU. TOTAL: 65 BUBBLE BOBBLE BUBBLE BOBBLE BUBBLE BOBBLE: 17:59 MarsDragon: Well, obviously there's multiple timelines in Bobble 2. FanboyMaster: Like, this seems to be the only conclusion, cuz there's Bubble Bobble and Bubble Bobble Part 2 and Bubble Symphony and Bubble Memories and all those, but there's also Rainbow Island's The Story of Bubble Bobble 2 which leads into Parasol Stars BEAT: You guys are just on some completely other shit at this point. I'm not even gonna bother. FanboyMaster: I am on NEXT LEVEL love of Bubble Bobble! BEAT: I am not even bothering. FanboyMaster: Like you're trying to convince me that's Not the correct choice? We have evidence from Pax that it was the right choice! BEAT: No, Bubble Bobble's Rad, I just don't know what the fuck you guys are on. RebelFire: I don't even know what Bubble Bobble is. BEAT: How can you not know what Bubble Bobble is?! ATurtleDoesBite: Wait, you really don't? BEAT: I'm pissed off at you for not caring about Bubble Bobble, and I'm pissed off at Fanboy and Mars for Caring too much! TOTAL: BUBBLE BOBBLE Last edited by BEAT; 08-24-2017 at 09:05 AM. Reason: SLIM PICKENS YEAH HE DOES THE RIGHT THING AND HE RIDES THE BOMB TO HELL YEAH HE RIDES THE BOMB TO HELL |
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PART 33 THE INEVITABLY GLORIOUS EXHUMATION OF DAYLIGHT CHAPTER 4.11 BASIC FREEDOM, CIGARETTES AND FREE PORNOGRAPHY ATurtleDoesBite - FanboyMaster - MarsDragon - Rebelfire Quote:
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 4.11 HUH… MAYBE THEY WERE TRYING TO UH… WELL… HUH… TOTAL: 26 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 00:02 BEAT: Wait, what? Congratulations you won all original maps? NO I HAVEN'T! FanboyMaster: FUK YEA! MarsDragon: AHAHAHAHA! BEAT: NO I HAVEN'T I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED THE LAST ONE! MarsDragon: What? FanboyMaster: No it's fine! ATurtleDoesBite: It's trying to save you. It's one act of decency. Rebelfire: It's realizing the hell you've gone through, and it's trying to make amends. BEAT: I HAVEN'T FINISHED IT, BUT IT'S TELLING ME I FINISHED IT! MarsDragon: It's doing the modern thing where you have to uncover the final map! FanboyMaster: BEAT, this is the game daring you not to try the final map. Rebelfire: You got like, over a million points too! That's something to be proud about! BEAT: DO YOU THINK- DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I WOULD DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN FINISH THIS?! WE AREN'T DONE! OBVIOUSLY- 85 MAPS SOLVED?! THERE ARE ONLY 42! ONLY 44. 08:00 SPECIAL BONUS: THE EXACT WRONG WORDS TO USE! BEAT: Okay good, pinwheeling off into eternity now. Yes- YES! OH COME ON YES!! PULLED IT OFF! FanboyMaster: What. BEAT: I pulled it off, I did it I won! We're done! Cuz I'm the best! FanboyMaster: No, next you have to buy the DLC BEAT: There is no DLC! FanboyMaster: There will be DLC and you know it. BEAT: You guys are not appreciating how awesome and out of the box my creative and fantastic final solution was. FanboyMaster: Please never say the words "final solution". EVER. BEAT: Oh. OHHH. I just realized that just now. Wow. Yeah okay. 10:25 BEAT: If you made a custom map and sent it to me? I would play it. But. You would have to actually make it. Rebelfire: Like, after he unfriends you, he would play it. BEAT: Yeah no I would play it, but you would have to actually make it FanboyMaster: No it's fine- BEAT: AND THAT MEANS- That means- Fanboy. Do you understand what that means? FanboyMaster: It means booting up Bad Rats? BEAT: It means installing Bad Rats Show, learning how to use the custom map maker, And then actually making a map worth showing off. Are you actually going to do all that? FanboyMaster: Wait no! Why would you assume it had to be worth showing off?! I would just be making the worst garbage. BEAT: No no no I have STANDARDS god dammit! FanboyMaster: No you don't! BEAT: Your map has to be SOLVABLE, and that means you have to solve it! FanboyMaster: YOU JUST PLAYED ALL OF BAD RATS SHOW! YOU HAVE NO STANDARDS! BEAT: OH NO NO NO NO NO! I HAVE STANDARDS FOR YOU! I HAVE STANDARDS FOR YOU, AS MY FRIEND, I DON'T THINK YOU WOULD SEND ME AN UNSOLVABLE MAP! YOUR MAP WOULD BE SOLVABLE! FanboyMaster: My Map would be solvable but you could never re-create the solution because it's frickin Bad Rats! BEAT: WELL THEN I GUESS YOU'D HAVE TO RECORD IT YOURSELF JUST TO MAKE SURE IT GETS DONE! FanboyMaster: NO! No, no. I don't feel like- BEAT: THAT'S MY DEMAND. IF YOU WANT ME TO DO ONE? YOU HAVE TO DO ALL THAT. THOSE ARE MY DEMANDS. FanboyMaster: That's like saying "I refuse to commit suicide unless we make a pact out of it". BEAT: EXACTLY! THAT'S A GOOD RULE! I'M NOT GONNA KILL MYSELF ALONE, I'D LOOK LIKE SOME ASSHOLE! TOTAL: 68 Last edited by BEAT; 11-23-2016 at 02:45 PM. Reason: THE RAT WHO WAS THURSDAY. |
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Congratulations!
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You won!
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I am so, so sorry.
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ill be sitting in a lawn chair wearing a stolen priest outfit
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BONUS CONTENT!!1 PERFECT ATTENDANCE AWARD HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT BEAT - Caliscrub - MuteKi - ATurtleDoesBite - But Not FanboyMaster lol!!1 In which I talk trash about Fanboy, who foolishly missed a single recording session because he was hanging out with MarsDragon IRL instead of watching me play a bad video game. This is from right after the game crashed at the end of the second-to-last recording, which in my edited version, occurs midway through part 32. Oh also I mention how popular I am on youtube. Spoiler alert: I'm not. Also, @dril tweets. Speaking of which, here's a gallery of every dril tweet screenshot I used in this series. Did you catch them all in the videos? Can you figure out what the single common element in them is?! Will the mysteries ever end?! Last edited by BEAT; 11-29-2016 at 12:03 PM. |
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EPILOGUE BONUS POST!
SO WHAT WAS UP WITH THE RAT WHO WAS THURSDAY? Its my favorite book! No seriously it's really good. I like it a lot. CAMES UP WITH DESCRIPTION TEXT IN A MIRACULOUS WAY. So every time you select a rat, a little card pops up asking if you want to use it. It's your basic OK/Cancel box that's immediately understood by anyone who's used a computer in the last quarter century, which is why I didn't read a single one of them at any point during the eight hours I spent playing this monstrosity. But you know, maybe I really should have because holy fuck. THE "JOKE" IS RELIGION. ALSO RACISM. HILARIOUS. Let's start off nice and simple with Pope and Yoga rats. I don't need to tell you that pope rat pulls the ball instead of pushes, that much is obvious. Slightly less so is the fact that while Yoga rat is a "he" Pope rat is an "it". If this is some sort of commentary on the validity of Catholicism in the modern world, great job. If not, what the fuck man. CAN BE USED AS JOY, SORROW AND OTHER EPHEMERAL CONCEPTS. The matchbox is largely notable for just how brazenly it lies to our faces about the quality of Bad Rats. I suppose you could call a garbage fire "pure" but it's not the first word I would use. The cube on the other hand displays nothing but the most blunt honesty. The cube is undeniably both complex and good. And there is no arguing that it can be used for base, height, and cube. WHAT IS LANGUAGE, LIKE REALLY? Ah, now this is the good stuff. It's one thing to just dump your original Portuguese text into google translate, and another thing to capture the very soul of art. This? This is art. If you say otherwise you are wrong, and I will not allow us to simply agree to disagree. This is the hill I choose to die upon, and I will stand fearless and resolute, screaming into oblivion as the falling artillery blots out the sun. CREDITS: THE FOUNDER OF THE FEAST: ME: What, you guys thought I shouldn't appear in the credits of something I put way, way too much work into? I paid actual money for this game! The founder status is rightfully mine! JK It's Smiler: When I asked him if he wanted to comment he responded "fuck no" because Bad Rats is a garbage fire. But if he hadn't bought me the first game back in 2014, then I never really would have gotten into doing let's plays in the first place, and this series wouldn't exist. So thank you Smiler, you absolute motherfucker. SKYPE/DISCORD BROS: FanboyMaster: Pinch shit-flipper, voice of reason, and almost-perfect attendant! Patito: Magical space adventure advisor. MarsDragon: Bubble Bobble. Caliscrub: The guy I go to whenever it's time to drink ourselves to death. Magflare (& Son): Providing my stream with a much needed example of good parenting! GCrusher: Twitter friends represent! ATurtleDoesBite: Turning my suffering into profit! Rebelfire: Needs to learn about Bubble Bobble. Lady: Telling sideways stories from Wayside School. MuteKi: Flipping his shit in solidarity. NON-SKYPE/DISCORD BROS: EndyBeast: I really wanted him to be one of the voice commentary team this time, but sadly TIME ZONES kept that from happening. But even though he wasn't on the calls he never stopped giving me encouragement and support through twitter, and I really appreciate it! Kalir: The thing hiding in this post is not just a jpeg. No. It's art. Trar: I still can't get over how fucking stupid this video is I mean holy shit. Torzelbaum: For the constant encouragement in the thread! EVERYBODY ELSE THAT POSTED IN THE THREAD OR HUNG OUT IN THE HITBOX CHAT: No I can't list all of you. I'd be here all day. BEST TWITTER: @dril: I will likely never know just who the man behind the low-res photo of Jack Nicholson is, and I don't think I'm meant to. Still, thank you for continually churning out the funniest things ever written in 140 characters, 56 of which I screencapped and used to edit this series. Thank you, whoever you are. You magnificent warrior poet. AND FINALLY... YOU: I know I said I don't make these for an audience, but that doesn't mean I'm not overjoyed by every view, tweet and post. Thank you so much for watching and/or reading! I hope you enjoyed witnessing me suffer through this game so you'll never have to, and I hope I can keep entertaining you with this weird stuff for as long as possible! |
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I know I'm late, and sadly could not make it to most of your streams, but I want to congratulate you on your ultimate victory. The legend will live on forever.
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