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PART 10 THE SHOW MUST GO ON CHAPTER 1.10 - CHAPTER 1.11 USHERS AT INTERMISSION Fanboymaster - MarsDragon - Caliscrub In which BEAT goes, no fuck YOU chapter one, you die TONIGHT. NOTES
STATS ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 1.10 (YEAH THE DEVS PROLLY HAD A WORKING ONE BUT IF IT CRASHES BEFORE I CAN SEE IT, THAT'S A FUCKING FAILURE.) TOTAL: 6 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 03:00 BEAT: ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THIS SHIT?! FanboyMaster: I don't know If I'm crying or laughing. BEAT: Ho-oo-oolly fuck THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY GODDAMN SENSE AT ALL! WHAT THE HELL DO THEY WANT ME TO DO?! FanboyMaster: I feel like the only way to make this solution work is to perform a magical space adventure. BEAT: YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPACE ADVENTURE THE BALL OUT, AND THEN SPACE ADVENTURE IT BACK IN?! OH MY GOD!! 12:10 BEAT: I am so mad right now. CaliScrub: [Mad Laughter] BEAT: I am SO mad right now. FanboyMaster: That's stupid! MarsDragon: Wooooow! BEAT: I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW! 12:50 BEAT: THE GAME CRASHED! THE GAME CRASHED AGAIN! KEEPIN' COUNT THAT'S THREE TONIGHT! [...] NO I HAVE ONE LEFT ON CHAPTER 1. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST DETERMINED ENOUGH THAT I'M GONNA DO IT TONIGHT. MarsDragon: What?! BEAT, don't die. BEAT: I AM ALREADY DEAD. TOTAL: 22 Last edited by BEAT; 10-21-2016 at 12:52 PM. |
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Spoilers for a future update: there were magical space adventures for the ball on the last stream
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No lie, I am so fucking proud of what we pulled off there.
Man, just SO FUCKING PROUD. |
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Bad Rat's Show Magical Misery Tour.
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It was a moment I was glad to have witnessed live. It was special and I will cherish it for all time.
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PART 11 IT'S PROGRESS CHAPTER 2.1 - CHAPTER 2.2 SHOCK AND AWE Fanboymaster - MarsDragon - Patito After the nightmare that was the final Chapter 1 stream, Chapter 2 starts out surprisingly hopeful! could Bad Rats and I finally be coming to terms?! NOTES
STATS ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 2.1 THE "TOTAL LEVEL RESET" BULLSHIT AGAIN CHAPTER 2.2 HOLY FUCKOLY TOTAL: 8 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 03:35 BEAT: Show me the original solution! Okay while you guys watch- NO THEY STILL HAVEN'T FIXED IT! IT'S JUST MY SOLUTION AGAIN! THEY STILL HAVEN'T FUCKIN FIXED IT! 06:22 BEAT: WAIT NO IT WAS ABOUT TO OOOOoohhhh Fuck! 08:20 BEAT: GUYS OH MY GOD YOU- SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS SHIT! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?! MarsDragon: I'm waiting for the thing to come up! FanboyMaster: Yeah it's loading dude Patito: Well no, I mean the curtain is not gonna... it's not gonna show cuz the curtain... FanboyMaster: WHAT. MarsDragon: WHAT. BEAT: YEAH! IT LOADED THE ORIGINAL SOLUTION BEHIND THE CURTAIN! FanboyMaster: What no! That's an original solution failure because we can't tell what even happened! BEAT: OH NO! I CAN TELL YOU IT FAILED, BECAUSE IT NOW SAYS THE BALL IS TAKING A NAP! SO IT FAILED! IT FAILED TWICE! TOTAL: 25 Last edited by BEAT; 10-21-2016 at 12:51 PM. |
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PART 12 ESCAPING FLATLAND CHAPTER 2.3 QUANTUM SCIENTISTS Fanboymaster - MarsDragon - Patito Hey remember my proposed solution on Chapter 1.10? The one where I considered breaking the ball out into 3D space? yeah, I know, dumb idea, but man wouldn't it have been nuts if it worked?! NOTES
STATS ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: NONE TOTAL: 8 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 05:53 BEAT: THE GAME CRASHED! WE DON'T GET TO SEE IT CUZ THE GAME CRASHED! FanboyMaster: It was bound to happen. MarsDragon: Goddamn. BEAT: So CLEARLY that update they did is doing well! 08:55 MarsDragon: [Singing "fly me to the moon"] BEAT: SHUT UP MARS I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE! MarsDragon: FUCK YOU! BEAT: FUCK YOU! MarsDragon: FUCK YOUUUUU! 10:25 BEAT: I got the ball into 3D space for the first time?! And the pope was ACTUALLY PULLING IT INTO POSITION! FanboyMaster: What? WHAT. WHAT?! MarsDragon: AHAHAHAHA! Patito: NICE! NICE!! 12:15 BEAT: It was close- it was close! This is all I want. It's the only thing I want... THAT DID IT! I DID IT! IT WORKED! OH MY GOD PATITO YOU'RE A GENIUS! MarsDragon: FUCK! FUUUCK! FanboyMaster: No! NO! BEAT: IT WORKED! IT FUCKIN WORKED IT'S BEAUTIFUL! Patito: I'm so glad! I'm so glad this was streaming! FanboyMaster: THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN! BEAT: EVERYTHING IS BETTER THAN IT'S EVER BEEN BEFORE! TOTAL: 29 Last edited by BEAT; 10-21-2016 at 12:49 PM. |
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PART 13 MUSIC APPRECIATION CLASS IN SESSION CHAPTER 2.4 STUDENTS Fanboymaster - MarsDragon - Patito Wow, another single-level video with a surprisingly short runtime! I wonder what that could mean about the video that will follow this one?! NOTES
STATS ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 2.4 BECAUSE HONESTLY ANYTHING COULD HAVE HAPPENED BACK THERE. TOTAL: 9 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 03:12 BEAT: OHHHH YOU FUCKER JESUS RAT! YOU WERE SO GODDAMN CLOSE! TOTAL: 30 Last edited by BEAT; 10-21-2016 at 12:48 PM. |
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I JUST SORT OF GAVE UP ON THE TITLE & INTRO TEXT.
PART 14 HOLY PARAGRAPHS CHAPTER 2.5 (WHAT KINDA SHIT IS THAT?) Fanboymaster - MarsDragon - Patito I'm Jesus in the flesh so this is motherfuckin Christian Rap. Y'all just Christmas wrap, must be the secret Santa. My reindeer aim near, pierce you with the antlers! NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: NONE TOTAL: 9 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 03:50 BEAT: OKAY. OKAY HOLY CRAP. THAT FELT- I FELT EVIL DOING THAT ONE. I FEEL BAD FOR ALLOWING THAT TO HAPPEN. FanboyMaster: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! MarsDragon: Oh god. No. No. FanboyMaster: I see what you're doing and you're terrible. BEAT: WHAT OPTION DID I HAVE?! 09:15 BEAT: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OHHHH THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE WORKED! OH THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE WORKED! TOTAL: 32 Last edited by BEAT; 11-15-2016 at 11:23 AM. Reason: SO INSTEAD OF COMING UP WITH SOMETHING DESCRIPTIVE I JUST THREW IN SOME LINE'S FROM CELPH TITLE'D VERSE IN AOTP'S "SEVEN" |
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I got one video's worth left to post but it's in the form of a few separate files that need to be edited together. Hopefully I'll be able to get THE GANG together when we're all in the proper frame of mind for recording real soon.
How you guys enjoying this so far? Is anyone even following this? IS THIS THREAD THE INTERNET VERSION OF A MADMAN, SCREAMING TO HIMSELF INSIDE AN EMPTY CELL? |
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Quote:
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I'VE GOT ALL THE INGREDIENTS I NEED DECENT INTERNET, A MICROPHONE WHERE DO I SIGN |
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Yeah last night's efforts got called off real quick. You missed othing at all
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I can't look away from you torturing yourself with this train wreck of a game.
Last edited by Torzelbaum; 08-26-2016 at 11:03 PM. Reason: grammatical train wreck |
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your suffering brings me delight as always, beat
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YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D FORGOTTEN BOUT YALL, DIDJA?
Last edited by BEAT; 09-13-2016 at 09:02 AM. Reason: TIME TO GET THIS SHOW BACK ON THE ROAD. |
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TYPO FIXIN'
PART 15 JEBUS SAVES CHAPTER 2.6 - CHAPTER 2.7 THEOLOGIANS Fanboymaster - MarsDragon - Patito I'm sure if we dig real deep, we'll find that it's actually a very nuanced commentary on the nature of organized modern religion. NOTES
STATS ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: 9 NONE TOTAL: 9 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: FOR SOME REASON I WAS WEIRDLY RESTRAINED FOR THIS ONE. BUT HEY IF YOU THINK SOMETHING COUNTS POST THE TIME AND I'LL ADD IT WTFEVER. TOTAL: 32 Last edited by BEAT; 10-14-2016 at 01:35 PM. |
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PART 16 IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT CHAPTER 2.8 - CHAPTER 2.9 OBSERVERS ON THE PRECIPICE MagFlare - Fanboymaster - MarsDragon - Doggy! Hey remember that one time I solved a puzzle by by knocking the ball out of the stage and then dragging it back in? What are the odds of that happening again? NOTES
STATS ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 2.9 PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE RATS BEHIND THE CURTAIN. TOTAL: 10 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 09:40 BEAT: HOLY CRAP IT GOT OUT! MarsDragon: How?! BEAT: I'M SO PISSED OFF AT THIS! 11:04 BEAT: WAIT WAIT WAIT IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN! I'M JUST GONNA LET IT RUN! I'M JUST GONNA FUCKIN RUN OUT THE CLOCK ON THIS ONE. 15:10 BEAT: There! No what mother fucker? See what you've pushed me to- IT DIDN'T EVEN CARE! AUUURRGGHG!IT DIDN'T EVEN CARE. 16:05 BEAT: OH OH OH OH OH! OH! This is getting intresting! This is... Magflare: Ahahaha! BEAT: This shit might be happening! FanboyMaster: What no. What is happening?! MarsDragon: What? WHAT? BEAT: IS THIS SHIT HAPPENING?! AUUUGGGH IT TAPPERS TOO MUCH AT THE END! FanboyMaster: NOOOOOOO BEAT: AAAAH FUCK! FUCK IT'S SO CLOSE! OHHHH I'M SO PISSED OFF I CAN'T EVEN. 19:16 BEAT: Guys that worked. FanboyMaster: NO! BEAT: That worked! FanboyMaster: I am happy, yet disgusted. MarsDragon: Wow! BEAT: NO NO I'M OVERJOYED! THAT WORKED! DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT! THAT IS HOW BROKEN THIS GAME IS! Magflare: Oh my god. TOTAL: 37 Last edited by BEAT; 10-21-2016 at 12:46 PM. |
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THIS WASN'T A SHIT FLIP, BUT I TRANSCRIBED IT ANYWAYS.
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MagFlare: I also think it's adorable how they're all trying to offend people. Like some low-rent "South Park". BEAT: It's very much a low rent South Park! They named a rat Jebus Rat! FanboyMaster: The entire aesthetic here is just are you offended yet? MarsDragon: Look I'm so edgy! BEAT: It's like if- It's like if you took 20 Shadow the Hedgehogs and locked them in a room, this is the game they would eventually make. MagFlare: That'll stick it to those SJWs! Last edited by BEAT; 09-14-2016 at 01:45 PM. Reason: YOU'RE WELCOME, ASSHOLE. |
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I maintain that just because the game is masturbating poorly doesn't mean it isn't masturbating.
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HEAD'S UP I'M PLANNING ON STREAMING MORE OF THIS AT LIKE 10:45-ISH MY TIME.
SO LIKE. IN AN HOUR OR SO. http://www.hitbox.tv/beathatesall |
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OKAY I'M SORTA SETTING UP NOW IF YOU WANT IN MSG ME THRU SKYPE OR DISCORD OR YELL AT ME IN THE HITBOX UNTIL I NOTICE YOU.
http://www.hitbox.tv/beathatesall |
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I mentioned the achievement image summing up how I felt.
It was just a rat version of this. |
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PART 17 CRASHCEPTION CHAPTER 2.10 - CHAPTER 2.11… DEAD MEN WALKING Fanboymaster - MarsDragon - MagFlare - Magflare's Son In which Bad Rats kills itself, but doesn't die. NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 2.10 YEAH IT'S THE FUCKING MUSHROOM CLOUD LEVEL RESET GLITCH AGAIN. TOTAL: 11 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 01:46 Magflare: At least they give you an opportunity to skip the actual gameplay. BEAT: Yeah, at least I can- FUCK! YOU GODDAMN IDIOT! MAFIA RAT, YOU'RE GOING INTO TIME-OUT! 12:53 BEAT: I'm going to try to use the Pope… to kill a Muslim. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW BAD THAT MAKES ME FEEL? LIKE, ON MULTIPLE LEVELS! FanboyMaster: I regret that you even gave word to that statement. MagFlare: There is nothing about this that could make anyone happy. 19:40 BEAT: I THINK THE CRASH CRASHED, AND THE GAME JUST SORT OF KEPT GOING! MarsDragon: Wooooow. BEAT: I KNOW! FanboyMaster: Bad Rats literally does not know how to die. TOTAL: 40 Last edited by BEAT; 11-15-2016 at 11:24 AM. |
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Not dead which eternal lie
Stranger eons death may die Mr GorBEATchev, tear down that wall. Unless you're talking about Donald Trump. (Sorry to bring politics that are bad into this thread about rats that are bad. Hmm... Are they also bad rats?) |
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dang it at least get it right
That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die. |
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I'm referring to something different but related.
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