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PART 18 WELCOME BACK CHAPTER 2.11 - CHAPTER 3.1 WE MISSED YOU FanboyMaster - ATurtleDoesBite - GCrusher - Caliscrub After a month-long respite caused by a combination of anniversary vacations and Hurricanes, I grit my teeth, steel my soul, and dive back into recording with fire in my eyes and hatred in my heart. I wanna get this shit done. NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 2.11 BY ZOOMING IN PAST THE CURTAIN, WE CAN SEE THAT THE GAME STILL HAS NO IDEA WHAT IT'S DOING! CHAPTER 3.1 CRASHED BEFORE IT EVEN LET ME CLICK SHOW ORIGINAL SOLUTION. TOTAL: 13 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 14:10 BEAT: NO. NO! NO! NO THIS IS NOT FAIR! NO I HAD IT! THE GAME CRASHED! I HAD IT AND THEN IT CRASHED! IT CRASHED OUT OF SPITE IT HATES ME! FUCK YOU!! IT'S NOT OVER. THIS IS NOT OVER. TOTAL: 41 Last edited by BEAT; 11-15-2016 at 11:24 AM. |
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...I did not realize my voice sounded so weird when recorded. Huh.
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PART 19 THEIR TIME TO SHINE. CHAPTER 3.2 - CHAPTER 3.4 B-LISTERS. FanboyMaster - ATurtleDoesBite - GCrusher - Caliscrub Isn't it time the lesser, more hated rats like Kung-Fu Rat & Disco Rat and Football Rat got a chance to show their stuff? NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 3.2 CRASHY SMASHY CHAPTER 3.4 SMASHY CRASHY TOTAL: 15 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 03:20 BEAT: [HORRIBLE FUCKED-UP LAUGHTER] HEY GUYS! GUESS WHAT HAPPENED! GUESS! Caliscrub: It crashed? BEAT: YES, IT CRASHED AGAIN! OH IT NEVER STOPS CRASHING! THERE IS NO END TO THE CRASHING. FanboyMaster: It's been out for months! The degree of instability is unimaginable! 07:25 BEAT: This is the part where Marsdragon if she were on would start singing "Fly Me To The Moon" and I'd get all pissed at her. You know, like I do. FanboyMaster: [Starts singing Fly Me To The Moon] BEAT: YOU'RE NOT MARSDRAGON! 09:15 BEAT: WOW REALLY?! REALLY?! REALLY?! WOW, OKAY. 18:04 BEAT: Yes. YES. YES! WOW. WAIT WAIT WAIT! COME ON FOOTBALL RAT! YES! YES FOOTBALL RAT! FOOTBALL RAT! [HORRIBLE FUCKED UP LAUGHTER] FanboyMaster: You need to stop feeding him. BEAT: I'M COUNTING THAT AS A VICTORY! FanboyMaster: What is- No. GCrusher: Yep! FanboyMaster: No! BEAT: YES! FanboyMaster: No! BEAT: YES! Caliscrub: Wait what just happened? FanboyMaster: No, I'm really upset! BEAT: YOU SHOULD BE! ATurtleDoesBite: Why?! FanboyMaster: Why did this happen?! BEAT: WE DESERVE THIS! ATurtleDoesBite: No. FanboyMaster: Do we?! BEAT: THIS IS THE WAY IT SHOULD HAVE GONE! FanboyMaster: I try to be a good boy! ATurtleDoesBite: Well you didn't try hard enough. BEAT: SHOW ME THE ORIGINAL SOLUTION! LET ME DRINK DEEP OF YOUR- THE GAME CRASHED! I DON'T GET TO SEE THE ORIGINAL SOLUTION APPARENTLY! AGAIN! HOLY SHIT! OK. TOTAL: 44 Last edited by BEAT; 12-07-2016 at 02:50 PM. |
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So in keeping with tradition, since the last 3 levels were quickly and easily solved, the next one took me 30 straight minutes, otherwise known as WAY TOO FUCKIN LONG.
I am torn. Should I. A.) DO MY BEST TO HACK THE VIDEO DOWN TO A MUCH MORE MANAGEABLE LENGTH? or B.) SAY FUCK IT AND POST IT AS IS? |
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Trick question the answer is C.) JUST START WORKING ON MY WRITEUP WITH IT AS IS BUT KEEP IT IN YT EDITOR SO IF ANY PART OF IT STRIKES ME AS OUTLANDISHLY BAD I'LL CHOP IT.
You are all grateful for this enlightening look into my creative process. EDIT: TURNS OUT IT WAS NOTHING! Last edited by BEAT; 10-18-2016 at 02:47 PM. |
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PART 20 PURGATORIO CHAPTER 3.5 WAITING FOR REDEMPTION FanboyMaster - ATurtleDoesBite - GCrusher - Caliscrub It was pretty cool how I managed to get not one, not two but three levels done last video, huh? Ahahaha oh god all I SEE IS BLOOD AND FIRE AND I SHALL FILL THE EARTH WITH BOTH IN EQUAL MEASURE UNTIL NOTHING ELSE REMAINS. NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 3.5 THE BOX IN THE MIDDLE? SERIOUSLY? FUCK WERE THEY EVEN GOIN FOR? TOTAL: 16 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 02:25 BEAT: What… this time it didn't? NO! NO THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED! EVERY OTHER TIME IT SHOT OFF INTO SPACE WHEN I DID THAT WHY IS NOW DIFFERENT?! ATurtleDoesBite: Because you wanted it to work! FanboyMaster: It wasn't supposed to be this wayyyy! 07:51 BEAT: EVERY SINGLE TIME IT'S BEEN RADICALLY DIFFERENT FROM THE LAST! I'M JUST GONNA KEEP HITTING PLAY UNTIL IT WORKS! BECAUSE LAW OF AVERAGES SAYS IT'S GOTTA COME OUT IN MY FAVOR ONE OF THESE TIMES! 08:20 BEAT: WAIT WAIT WAIT! WAIT... HOLY- HOW FAR IN THE FOREGROUND IS THE BALL?! FanboyMaster: What- WHAT. BEAT: YOU GUYS ALL SAW THAT, RIGHT?! FanboyMaster: WHAT. WHAT?! WHAT?! Caliscrub: Give up. 09:55 BEAT: COME ON POPE RAT I NEED YOU TO SEE IT. WAIT WAIT WAIT YES! IT'S ROLLIN BACK. IT'S ROLLIN BACK! IT'S ROLLIN BACK! OOOOHH SO SLOWLY! COME ON! COME ON!! WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! COME ON! COME ON I WANT YOU TO FUCKIN DO IT! 21:20 BEAT: OKAY YES YES YES! YES!! YESSSS!! You son of a bitch. TOTAL: 49 Last edited by BEAT; 11-15-2016 at 11:26 AM. |
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PART 21 STAGGERING ONWARDS CHAPTER 3.6 DEAD MEN STREAMING FanboyMaster - ATurtleDoesBite - GCrusher - Caliscrub It would be inaccurate to say we "survived" Chapter 3.5. It's more like the latent hatred in my bones somehow propelled our collective corpses tumbling through the next map before they finally came to rest on the other side. NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 3.6 YOU I DON'T GET. WHY IS IT YOU DO THE THINGS YOU DO? TOTAL: 17 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 02:19 BEAT: This is easy, what was I thinking?! What the hell- WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU CORRECT ME WHEN I STARTED DOING THIS DUMBASS IDEA?! FanboyMaster: You think my brain is processing at this point? BEAT: I'M JUST SAYING, LIKE, THE REAL ANSWER WAS SO OBVIOUS! IT WAS STARING ME RIGHT IN THE FACE AND NONE OF YOU SAID "HEY BEAT WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKIN' CHEAT IT WITH JESUS RAT?" NONE OF YOU SAID THAT! YOU HAVE ALL FAILED ME. GCrusher: Cheeses with Jesus! BEAT: I AIN'T MAD, I"M JUST DISAPPOINTED. TOTAL: 50 Last edited by BEAT; 11-15-2016 at 11:26 AM. |
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PART 22 THE COLORS! THE COLORS! CHAPTER 3.7 - CHAPTER 3.9 ROY G BIV FanboyMaster - ATurtleDoesBite - Rebelfire - MarsDragon I'm currently trying to figure out ways to make OBS not break down sobbing every time I try to record this horrible fucking thing. I'm pretty sure if I recorded using game capture instead of window capture I'd get much better results, but for some reason game capture just doesn't want to show up. I will figure this out though. NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 3.7 BECAUSE THEY STILL HAVEN'T FIXED THE NUCLEAR BOMB GLITCH. CHAPTER 3.9 SPECIAL BONUS 3X MULTIPLIER RAINBOW COMBO! TOTAL: 19 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 16:12 FanboyMaster: This is what hatred planned. Rebelfire: Is this what we call intelligent design? MarsDragon: It didn't have to be this way. BEAT: WAIT WAIT WAIT YES YES YES. YES YES YES YES YES! YES! YES! YES! YES YES YES YES YES COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON! COME OOOOONNNN! COME OOOONNNNNN! YES. Okay thank god. Uuuuhhhhghggggg. TOTAL: 51 BEAT REMAINS SURPRISINGLY COMPOSED: 15:06 BEAT: There we go. I have solved this map. This map is now solved and it will work on the first try. Yes. FanboyMaster: Uh huh. BEAT: I've solved it. I've solved it and I will not accept any of your- No. No no no. Okay Yes. Yes yes yes. Come on. Come on come on. Come on come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Any minute now. Come on. come on. FanboyMaster: Whelp! BEAT: I'm so mad right now. TOTAL: 1 FANBOYMASTER FLIPS HIS SHIT: 05:40 BEAT: I can't believe I'm re-solving this, I'm so mad about this- FanboyMaster: I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU DON'T DO IT! 16:34 FanboyMaster: BEAT followed his wrath. MarsDragon: Followed his rat. FanboyMaster: UuuaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGH! Metal Gear Rising is ruined now! 16:55 BEAT: You didn't' give a crap about what I was doing man. FanboyMaster: WHY WOULD WE?! LOOK AT IT! I'M INSULTED THAT YOU THINK I SHOULD CARE! 17:52 BEAT: It failed. It failed! it failed. I'm so happy about this! FanboyMaster: I'm going blind in my dreams, that I might one day see this. BEAT: I'm so happy. FanboyMaster: I- GEH- CAN YOU TELL IT FAILED?! I CAN'T EVEN TELL WHAT'S HAPPENING! BEAT: Oh I know, I know. I've become the Bad Rats Whisperer. I know when it's failed and it failed. TOTAL: 4 Last edited by BEAT; 11-23-2016 at 10:25 AM. Reason: HAHA I MISSPELLED REBELFIRE'S NAME EVERY SINGLE TIME I TYPED IT FIXING. |
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Bad Raves FanboyMaster : pinch shit-flipper Last edited by Torzelbaum; 10-21-2016 at 11:13 PM. |
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PART 23 RON PAUL 2012 CHAPTER 3.10 EXCITED VOTERS FanboyMaster - ATurtleDoesBite - Rebelfire - MarsDragon He'll make anime real! NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: NONE, BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M NOT COUNTING THE FUCKING CURTAIN GLITCH. TOTAL: 19 FANBOYMASTER TALKS SHIT: 02:56 FanboyMaster: He's actually making out with Bad Rats. MarsDragon: Are you saying he married Bad Rats? That sounds like vile lies and slander. ATurtleDoesBite: That sounds like Hell. FanboyMaster: No no, I was at his marriage- I know that his wife is much much better than Bad Rats. I'm just saying, he's making out with Bad Rats. TOTAL: 01 So wow yeah, this one was pretty short huh? GEE I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD MEAN FOR THE NEXT ONE? It means Buckle Up, Homestuck. Last edited by BEAT; 11-23-2016 at 10:25 AM. |
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OKAY SO THERE WAS LIKE A GOOD HOUR'S WORTH OF SETBACKS AND TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES BUT NOW I'M GONNA STREAM SOME SHIT.
http://www.hitbox.tv/beathatesall |
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PART 24 QUARTER-END CLOSE CHAPTER 3.11 AUDITORS FanboyMaster - ATurtleDoesBite - Rebelfire - MarsDragon The third chapter of this grim saga painfully limps and staggers to a close, One question remains on our minds: When are we gonna get to the 3D puzzles already? Well I'm happy to say that this update contains not one, but two two equally valid answers for you to choose between! Take your pick: 1.) The 3D levels start at the beginning of chapter 4. 2.) All the levels are 3d! You just gotta BELIEVE! NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: NONE. FUCKING POPE BALLOON. YOU'D NEVER WORK LIKE THAT FOR ME. TOTAL: 19 FANBOYMASTER FLIPS HIS SHIT: 04:08 BEAT: So what I learned here is that I have a way to get it past the intro! FanboyMaster: WHY WOULD YOU TRUST THIS? WHY WOULD YOU TRUST THIS! 11:55 FanboyMaster: Like it's disgusting that you seem to think that this- "ah yes, these are good ideas". BEAT: [Oblivious to the pain that surrounds him] I got it. I got it. *gehhehhe* I got it! FanboyMaster: NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! BEAT: I got it! You guys are just haters and losers. Trying to bring me down. FanboyMaster: YES YOU'RE CORRECT! I DO HATE THIS! 12:34 FanboyMaster: What are you- NO! BEAT: Yes. Yes. FanboyMaster: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! BEAT: Yes. FanboyMaster: WHAT KIND OF PSYCHOPATH ARE YOU?! BEAT: The kind that wins. FanboyMaster: NO! BEAT: Yes. Yes. [Starts "singing" Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)] FanboyMaster: YOU'RE THE KIND THAT GETS ARRESTED BEFORE THE CONTEST EVEN BEGINS! GET OUT! TOTAL: 07 Last edited by BEAT; 11-23-2016 at 10:27 AM. Reason: TYPO FIXXXIN LOL |
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I was planning on doing an update today (pre-close at work, slow week) but I forgot to upload the raw footage to youtube haha.
Oh well. |
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Important, relevant update: the case that I thought had Psychic Force in it actually contained Philosoma. So, I might not have that one anymore (or maybe it's just lost in some other case). I definitely have Psychic Force 2012 though. |
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I made half a buck off this survey. I'm still trying to process the chain of events that led to me indirectly earning money off of BEAT's LP of Bad Rats. |
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You earned enough money to buy five copies of classic Bad Rats.
I'm pretty sure you are capitalism now. |
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The Buggy Invisible Hand of the...
*connection lost* |
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Man even I haven't earned money off my LP of Bad Rats this is bullshit.
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OH FUCK.
Last edited by BEAT; 10-31-2016 at 12:26 PM. Reason: BACK IN THE WORKSHOP |
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PART 25 NEW DIMENSIONS OF SUCK CHAPTER 4.1 STAND AGOG AND MARVEL. FanboyMaster - MarsDragon - Lady Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse. NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 4.1 BY CURSOR UNBINDING! BEEN AWHILE SINCE WE SAW THAT ONE! TOTAL: 20 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 07:53 BEAT: Hey I solved it. TA DAAAAAAAAA! YOU'RE ALL AMAZED BY MY INCREDIBLE... SOMETHING. FanboyMaster: It was the same but backwards. BEAT: NOT WATCHING THIS. SO LADY! HOW ARE YOU YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS PLEASE SAY YOU HATE IT. BECAUSE I HATE IT. I HATE IT SO FUCKING HARD. Lady: Oh wait, it started already? TOTAL: 52 Last edited by BEAT; 11-15-2016 at 11:28 AM. Reason: I WAS PLANNING TO MAKE THIS VIDEO LONGER, BUT DOUBLECRASH JUST FELT LIKE A LOGICAL STOPPING POINT. |
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PART 26 SCREAMING IN SILENCE CHAPTER 4.2 THOSE THAT WERE SPARED FanboyMaster - MarsDragon - Lady In which my headset Mic dies a hero. NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 4.2 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. TOTAL: 21 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 04:20 FanboyMaster: Is this the sequel to Kerbal Space Program? MarsDragon: Kerbal Rat program. BEAT: [DEAFENING SILENCE, AS HERO MICROPHONE SACRIFICES ITSELF TO SEAL MY INFINITE RAGE WITHIN THAT MOMENT OF TIME, NEVER TO ESCAPE.] 06:57 BEAT: Yeah, Sonic Rush had like- WAAAAT! OH MY GOD THIS THING IS JUST DETERMINED TO PISS ME OFF. FanboyMaster: Sonic Rush has an amazing sountrack by Hideki Naganuma, who's like the only person in video games who does sample-based soundtracks. Wooow- WOW WRECKED! 08:45 BEAT: WELL I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THEY THOUGHT THAT WAS GONNA GET SOLVED! FanboyMaster: OH NO! BEAT: NO IDEA WHAT THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE DOING! MarsDragon: WOOOOOOW. BEAT: THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. I'M IMPRESSED. FanboyMaster: WHAT WAS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO?! BEAT: [NEAR BREAKDOWN] I DON'T KNOW!! TOTAL: 55 Last edited by BEAT; 11-15-2016 at 11:28 AM. |
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Gerbil Space Program.
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I JUST FOUND OUT WE HAVE A VIDEO TAG SO HERE'S THE BEST 5 SECONDS OF THE LAST VIDEO.
Last edited by BEAT; 11-02-2016 at 11:31 AM. Reason: THIS VIDEO EXISTS BECAUSE I WANTED TO MAKE A .GIF OF THAT MOMENT BUT IMGUR GIFMAKER MADE A VIDEO THAT LOOKED GOOD WITH A 419K FILESIZE AND THE GIF LOOKED AWFUL AND WAS 5 MEGS. |
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PART 27 CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON! CHAPTER 4.3 - CHAPTER 4.4 CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON! FanboyMaster - MarsDragon - Lady - Patito Congratulations! You Won! NOTES
ORIGINAL SOLUTION FAILURES: CHAPTER 4.4 CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON! TOTAL: 22 BEAT FLIPS HIS SHIT: 09:30 BEAT: TA-DAAAAA! GOT IT! NAILED IT! FanboyMaster: Congratulations! You won! MarsDragon: Congratulations! You won! BEAT: I hope you all die. TOTAL: 56 Last edited by BEAT; 11-15-2016 at 11:28 AM. |
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Also that's the last of my current footage I guess I'll have to record more soon! Probably not tonight though. But soon! |