"You... took her MEASUREMENTS?" Let's Play Princess Maker 2!

I could get onboard FSS's Nancy Pants suggestion. That surname does have a history around here, doesn't it?

pants is the official talking time LP default name of choice.

I looked it up. There are 74 endings. More if you count some permutations thereupon.

Since you're going to show us all of them, you can use all the good names.

Nancy Pants is traditional. It's a good start.

I also submit Dacia Sandero.

Last name Pants.

First name Pumpkin.

That sounds like great news.

I second Nancy Pants. Daughter of Fancy Pants.

this has to be it.

Okay, that is just perfect. I vote for this.

It absolutely must be one of these names. If I'm going to vote for one it will be Nancy Pants because that one seems to be gaining traction.

Vote change: Nancy Pants. This is a tidal upswell of support - who are you to fight it?

I could go for Nancy Pants.

(insert Tevye.gif here)

Nancy Pants

Pumpkin Pants > Nancy Pants

I remain a staunch supporter of Battleloli. We all know that she's going to be raised into the strongest little warrior girl of the lands, so we might as well run with it.

agreed. Changing my vote to pumpkin pants.

I will always remember my dear daughter Saggles, but I think it's time to move on... to
pump'Kin Pants

But you (her father) can't board her windows shut so she can't escape and go on adventures, so it won't be the Authentic Pumpkin Pants Experience tm.

Nancy Pants and Moe Sue are probably my favorite at the moment.
For blood type, I vote AB.
For birthday, the date this thread started.

This! I don't really care about the other stuff.

But why wouldn't you WANT her to go on adventures? We desperately need that treasure so that we can fund her strict military training education!

You can technically keep her from going on them anyway though, right? So it's almost as good.

Anyway, I'm throwing my vote in with (last name) Pants. Nancy and Pumpkin are both fine choices for a first name.

Also voting for the date this thread started for her birthday assuming votes are still counting.

ot Battleloli.
or Awesome McCoolname
i cast in three votes. as well as one more for Awesome McCoolname.

I vote for Battleloli and also the date this thread started!

I keep reading this with the cadence of "Last name ever, first name greatest" and it keeps getting funnier.

Oh, oh... my brother just came up with a good one. Name her Joy, and give her a blood type B+

Edit: And now I remember two seconds later that it could only be B. Oh well.

Is voting over?

names: fancy/nancy pants or Tomato are my favorites previously suggested so far.
daughter birthday: date the thread started

Yes, voting has ended. I've had the update ready for practically the entire month and still haven't posted it up. Sorry. It'll be up soon because if not a certain someone will plant a wrench in my head.

Hey duders, remember Sharkey's playthrough of PM2 from a decade ago?

He reposted it!

Okay, so... I /did/ get wrenched for going far beyond "failure to update on time." I am a horrible person. Anyway, onward with the child abuse!

The game begins with the story of the Kingdom, as well as Daddy...





It's always the human with the sword and the pixies that shows up to ruin the fun of the gods and demons...



One night, when the stars were shining brilliantly in the night sky, Pants was compelled to look outside...



One star seems to shine brighter than all the rest. For some strange reason, instead of Hydrogen burning up or whatever, the star is shining brighter because there's a damn naked girl in the middle!



It seems that God's reward for a random swordsman slaying a demon (without even dropping his beer) is giving him a tiny naked girl. Now Mr. Pants can enjoy the love and tenderness of a child without the disgusting procreation! This can't possibly go wrong, can it?

...can it?


After the introduction, we are introduced to the resident blood-and-souls challenged demon, Cube. He will be serving as our slave for the rest of Nancy's poor, poor life.



Nancy has a thousand stats that will influence how she preforms in everything from stabbing people to awkwardly speaking to the person she's crushing on. Being a ten-year old girl, she is... skill-challenged in everything. What you make her do will increase (and decrease!) various stats. The stats Nancy has will also help in determining what ending she gets too.



As her father, Mr. Pants can talk to her, yell at her, or give her money... but only once a month.



We can also decide how much we want her to eat, ranging from Robust (more expensive than a normal diet, but helps increase some stat gains and weight) to weight loss. For the record, feeding your daughter for a month is 30 gold under a normal diet... and five gold for a weight loss diet.



Yes, someone really did take her measurements. You can also notice that she was born under the sign of Saturn, which will come up later.

Now that we're finished actually learning about Nancy, let's she what we can force her to do!



First off, we can head off to town to buy her things.
The Armorer will get her things to stab people with.
The Tailor will sell us clothes for her to wear, from clothing to keep her warm in the winter to... more questionable things.
The Restaurant is the place to stuff Nancy's piehole to make her shut up. And fat.
The Pawn Shop is a place we can both buy and sell random shiny objects.
The Church is a place to bribe God into forgetting about all the evil things Nancy will probably do.
The Hospital just tells us whether Nancy is likely to die due to some unspecified illness, though I don't think it actually helps treat it.



By going to the Place, we can irritate or impress its Denizens. Most of these royal jerks will simply turn us away for now, but when we increase certain stats, they'll open up and make Nancy more popular. For example, the Queen only talks to those with high Temperament.



Not this guy though. Even he knows how insignificant he is. (Nancy's Popularity has gone up slightly!)



To get Nancy to actually do things, however, we must have Cube fit them into a schedule. Since her birthday with on Christmas, we've only got one week to assign this month.



We can send her to school, which will raise, and sometimes lower some stats. Those prices are per day, by the way. So school is great, but if you're low on gold, then it may be a better idea to do something else.