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Who would win in a Thunderdome?

Mogri

Round and round I go
(he)
Staff member
Moderator
It's time to ask and then answer the question for which the Internet was created: who would beat whom in a fight?

In order to do this, we first need a roster of fighters. The only restriction is that your nominations should be fictional characters: whether Mike Tyson could beat Randy Savage might be an interesting question, but it's not what we're here for.

In particular, I encourage a variety of power levels in your submissions. Not everyone needs to be capable of destroying entire worlds. They don't even need to be fighters.

Limit four submissions per person, cutoff end of day August 13.
 

Mogri

Round and round I go
(he)
Staff member
Moderator
No and no. I will even admit Shaq Fu Shaq as distinct from the non-fictional person.
 

Torzelbaum

????? LV 13 HP 292/ 292
(he, him, his)
Night Man (TV version)
G1 Powermaster Optimus Prime
Inframan
Galford D. Weller and Poppy
Gurren Lagann
 
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Kirin

Summon for hire
(he/him)
How much equipment do they get to bring with them to the fight? I’m assuming we allow customary battle attire and handheld weapons/tools but what if they usually fight in a vehicle?
 

Mogri

Round and round I go
(he)
Staff member
Moderator
If a character is closely associated with equipment, that equipment is allowed, including stuff like Gundam. Edge cases will be left to voter discretion.
 

Purple

(She/Her)
I feel like simple voting is a terrible way to settle such things, but eh.

Godzilla
Goku
The foot from the intro to Monty Python
Bugs Bunny
 

YangusKhan

does the Underpants Dance
(He/Him/His)
Max Rockatansky
Miles O'Brien
Egg Shen
Josuke Higashikata (JoJo #4)
 
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Mogri

Round and round I go
(he)
Staff member
Moderator
Homer Simpson
Darth Vader
Whitney's Miltank
Air Man (Mega Man 2)
 

Torzelbaum

????? LV 13 HP 292/ 292
(he, him, his)
Josuke Higashikata (東方 定助, Higashikata Jōsuke) is the main protagonist of JoJolion. He is the eighth JoJo of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series.

Josuke Higashikata (東方 仗助,, Higashikata Jōsuke; the Suke — 助 — in his name may also be pronounced as "Jo") is the protagonist of Diamond is Unbreakable and the fourth JoJo of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series.
 
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Kirin

Summon for hire
(he/him)
If a character is closely associated with equipment, that equipment is allowed, including stuff like Gundam.

Alrighty then, don't mind if I do. But only half mecha for variety's sake.


Domon Kasshu in the God Gundam (aka Burning Gundam)

Link (with end-game TotK ability set)

Maximillian Jenius in his YF-29 Durandal Valkyrie

Avatar Korra
 
BeBop (TMNT)
Bernard Bernoulli (Day of the Tentacle)
Malenia, Blade of Miquella (Elden Ring)
Ash (Evil Dead series)
 

Regulus

Sir Knightbot
Joseph Joestar (young) (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)
Samus Aran (Super Metroid)
R-9∅ "Ragnarok" Hyperdrive System Fighter (R-Type III: The Third Lightning)
Haruhi Suzumiya (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
 

WildcatJF

Let's Pock (Art @szk_tencho)
(he / his / him)
Bomberman
Haruko Haruhara (FLCL)
GLaDOS (Portal)
Leona Heidern (King of Fighters)
 

Mogri

Round and round I go
(he)
Staff member
Moderator
I don't really have time to do anything with this for now, so I'm extending the deadline by a week.
 

Vaeran

(GRUNTING)
(he/him)
A Dalek (Doctor Who)
The monster at the end of the book (The Monster at the End of This Book)
Julius Belmont (Castlevania)
Cosmo Kramer (Seinfeld)
 

Exposition Owl

more posts about buildings and food
(he/him/his)
-Mothman (the cryptid)
-Count Dracula
-Lt. Cmdr. Data (ST:TNG)
-The Luggage (the Discworld books)
 

RT-55J

space hero for hire
(He/Him + RT/artee)
Listed in descending order of power level:

Droopy the Dog
Speedy Eggbert (Speedy Eggbert)
Flik (A Bug's Life)
Michael Scott (The Office)
 

Daikaiju

Rated Ages 6+
(He, Him)
Rincewind -Discworld
Y'shtola Rhul - FFXIV
Gamera - Heisei series.
Mega Man - Get Equipped! with MM2 powers
 
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JBear

Internet's foremost Bertolli cosplayer
(He/Him)
Missile (Ghost Trick)
Caesar (Wargroove)
Rush (Mega Man 3)
Sif (Dark Souls)
 
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