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Hello fans and friends of fast. I am your host, Torzelbaum. Let me welcome you to beautiful Talking Time International Speedway which has temporarily been re-christened as The Thunderdome while it is home to the ...
We have a thrilling series of head to head races for your enjoyment. And to make things even more thrilling we have added state-of-the-art technology to all of the racers. Every racer has been installed with the Fan Appreciation Sensitive Throttle (FAST) System which puts the outcome of these races in your hands! How it works is that the more appreciation you show for a racer the faster they will go - and whoever goes the fastest wins! So be sure to show your appreciation for your favorites!
Now before me proceed I have brief public service announcement:
We here at Talking Time and TTIS want to remind you that this is about what makes you wanna drive fast not what makes you drive fast. The racers are trained and experienced professionals who are operating on a closed course with safety personnel standing by. Please drive safely and obey all applicable traffic laws. And always drive at a speed that is safe for the current road, traffic and weather conditions.
And now I have a small bit of bad news - our crews are still working on preparing the track so we are not ready to start yet. But once we start be sure to tune in for all of the great high-speed action of the ...