(I tweaked Clue 10, as I didn't notice that Autocorrect was an idiot)
1. Be your own boss
2. Your actual boss discourages that, however
3. Discover/despoil beautiful new places
4. Lots of in-game ads
5. Hell of a backhand you got there, bud
6. That’s a complicated way to say “Jump”
7. Your Health upgrades don’t sound very healthy.
8. This doesn't seem very educational
9. The DLC sounds like hot garbage
10. You don’t have to sound so cheery about all my deaths
11. There *has* to be a better way to mine that
1. Be your own boss
2. Your actual boss discourages that, however
3. Discover/despoil beautiful new places
4. Lots of in-game ads
5. Hell of a backhand you got there, bud
6. That’s a complicated way to say “Jump”
7. Your Health upgrades don’t sound very healthy.
8. This doesn't seem very educational
9. The DLC sounds like hot garbage
10. You don’t have to sound so cheery about all my deaths
11. There *has* to be a better way to mine that