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The Top 50 Cartoon Characters - They Aren't Your Favourite, They're Just Drawn That Way

Violentvixen

(She/Her)
I totally forgot about Transformers and I am ashamed.

I don't know why, but my cousins and I watched a LOT of the original Space Ghost. We must have had a couple VHSes of it? No clue, but I've still logged more hours on the original show than the talk show. Anyway I couldn't decide between Zorak or Brak and ultimately neither made my list, but they're both great. We had a Brak cookie jar in my apartment in college and now I'm wondering where the hell that ended up.
 

Dracula

Plastic Vampire
(He/His)
Hell yeah, Zorak! He was on my list.

If you weren't around for the late-night delirium that was Space Ghost Coast to Coast, it's hard to describe. For a while, SGCtC was the only piece of original programming on the whole Cartoon Network channel. Everything else was Looney Tunes reruns, Tom & Jerry reruns, Yogi Bear reruns, etc. etc., because the Turner networks didn't have a lot of faith in the concept. When the channel's creative heads finally got the green light on a budget to produce something original, it was so minuscule that there was no way they could use it to make any sort of original animation (animation is expensive y'all).

That's why Space Ghost exists, and that's how the whole under-animated janky aesthetic of the later Adult Swim canon came to be.

But it still doesn't quite explain the feeling of being up too late, maybe zapped with Nyquil or your brain full of Algebra II equations you just finished for tomorrow's classes, and changing the channel to find Space Ghost firing non-sequiturs at a green mantis man and then blasting a TV with Mark Hamill's face in it. There was just nothing else like it.
 

Violentvixen

(She/Her)
For a while, SGCtC was the only piece of original programming on the whole Cartoon Network channel. Everything else was Looney Tunes reruns, Tom & Jerry reruns, Yogi Bear reruns, etc. etc., because the Turner networks didn't have a lot of faith in the concept. When the channel's creative heads finally got the green light on a budget to produce something original, it was so minuscule that there was no way they could use it to make any sort of original animation (animation is expensive y'all).
I had totally forgotten it was the only original thing they had for a while. Also never knew the budget history, interesting!
 

Kirin

Summon for hire
(he/him)
I've actually seen more of the original Space Ghost show than CtC, because it was part of USA network's Cartoon Express Saturday morning lineup when I was a kid. But the original was pretty dang generic Sat AM super hero fare, so none of its characters made my list.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
32. Freakazoid

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80 Points, 3 Lists, #2 Torzelbaum

"I saw this once on an after school special. Mary & Sally, best friends. They did absolutely everything together. Then one day, Mary fell in with the "wrong crowd" and Mary didn't have time for Sally anymore. Sally would say, "Wanna go play a game or pretend we're kitties?" And Mary would say, "Uh-uh, I'm in with the wrong crowd!" Sally was so sad, that she ran home, climbed up a tree and started eating cookies. A ton of cookies. She got huge. Huge! HUGE! HUGE! Got any cookies, Mike?”

Source Material: Freakazoid!

Voice Actor: Paul Rugg

Freakazoid is a superhero operating out of Washington, D.C. He was Dexter Douglas, a pathetic computer nerd who, due to an unlikely series of events, was sucked into the Internet and gained all of it’s information, creating a second, super-powered personality named Freakazoid, which he can transform into at will. Freakazoid has a girlfriend, Stephanie and his best friend is the taciturn yet friendly police officer Cosgrove, who often distracts Freakazoid with various outings. Freakazoid uses his powers to fight crime and supervillains such as Cave Guy, Cobra Queen and the Lobe.


As Dexter Douglas, he is an awkward nerd but as Freakazoid, he is confident and brave and completely unhinged. Though he has super speed and strength, his greatest power is often to drive his villains to distraction with his goofy behaviour. Freakazoid also constantly breaks the fourth wall, throwing out inside baseball observations on the show and the nature of Saturday morning TV. And being a superhero, he has a lot of the superhero paraphernalia, including a secret base, a “Freakmobile” and a even a butler.


Freakazoid the series is more or less an extension of the character, with the writers regurgitating the pop culture they absorbed to make on off kilter series. Yes, the humour is very in line with Animaniacs and Pinky and the Brain but it felt more like the series where the writers no longer felt beholden to write to their demographic and just started and performed jokes that made them laugh. Yes, these cartoons were already making references to people the target audience were unaware of but it’s hear the humour seemed very focused on the weird phoney nature of the industry.


Plaintiffs:

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Defense:

“Cool beans! Is that the right 90s indie comic?”
 

Positronic Brain

Out Of Warranty
(He/him)
Deadpool started as a clone of Deathstroke, then it became a parody of him. All for the better.

(here's some Ambush Bug there too)
 

Dracula

Plastic Vampire
(He/His)
I completely missed Freakazoid in its original TV run, later hearing breathless descriptions of it from my college friends. It's usually mentioned on the same level as shows like Firefly or Freaks 'n Geeks that were cancelled after a single season. I've still never watched the show beyond a few clips. I'm not sure if the winky-noddy nature of it appeals to me or repulses me. At some point I need to give it a fair shake.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
I completely missed Freakazoid in its original TV run, later hearing breathless descriptions of it from my college friends. It's usually mentioned on the same level as shows like Firefly or Freaks 'n Geeks that were cancelled after a single season. I've still never watched the show beyond a few clips. I'm not sure if the winky-noddy nature of it appeals to me or repulses me. At some point I need to give it a fair shake.
I'll say on rewatch, it's one of those shows that never entirely works for me as well as I remember, much in the same way that the Critic doesn't. But I also feel that while being a polished WB show, it had a idiosyncratic tone that somewhat set it apart from Animaniacs and Pinky and the Brain. It would go to odd tangents. The weirder it got the better. Frankly, my favourite character was always Cosgrove because while Freakazoid was mugging and breaking the fourth wall, Cosgrove, voiced by Ed Asner, had the weirdest interests played on exactly one level. It's a very Airplane! performance.


Interestingly, like Young Justice, the show was a victim of its own success. See it was pulling in the numbers... in the wrong demographic (for Young Justice, it was women, for Freakazoid it was teens). And like Young Justice, rather than trying to adjust for success, they just pulled the plug.


I’m not sure how much of Deadpool was inspired by Freakazoid, but definitely not none of him
If anything, I think the Deadpool character owes a lot of his personality to Scud, the Disposable Assassin.

I thought Arms Akimbo was a The Tick villain.
YOU THOUGHT WRONG!
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
31. Zuko

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81 Points, 3 Lists, #5 Beta Metroid

"Hello, Zuko here. But I guess you probably already know me, sort of. Uh so, the thing is I have a lot of Firebending experience and I'm considered to be pretty good at it. Well you've seen me... you know when I was attacking you?”

Source Material: Avatar: The Last Airbender

Voice Actor: Dante Basco and Elijah Runcorn (young) (Avatar: The Last Airbender), Bruce Davison (The Legend of Korra), Stephen Fu (Smite)

Zuko is the son of the emperor of the Fire Kingdom, one of the world’s elemental kingdoms. Zuko is a fire-bender, a person capable of generating and controlling fire with will and technique. After being exiled by his tyrant father who had declared war on the other kingdoms, Zuko was tasked with finding and trapping the Avatar, the only person in the world capable of mastering all elements and is tasked with keeping order in the world. The Avatar had disappeared for nearly 100 years and it seemed Zuko was sent on an impossible quest. However, once the Avatar had re-emerged, Zuko singlemindedly focused on finding the Avatar and regaining his father’s favor.


Zuko is accompanied by his Uncle Iroh, a powerful fire-bending who is out of step with the philosophies of the rest of his family. He also has a sister, Azula, who is fair more proficient than he in bending. Since Zuko’s exile, the already short tempered prince was driven even more by rage but his Uncle Iroh often acted as a mentor, teaching him patience and good judgment over brute force.

Over time, Zuko regained his father’s favor but found himself disillusioned with the Fire Nation and himself. Eventually, Zuko betrays the Fire Nation and joins the Avatar and his allies, who intend to stop the Fire Nation from their plans of world conquest. Zuko taught the Avatar firebending and eventually became a close ally, despite their previous engagements. As time passed, Zuko helped stop the Fire Nation and eventually became the Fire Lord.


People love a good redemption arc and Zuko transforms over the course of Avatar from a recurrent villain to a hero. It works in large part not because of Zuko’s relationship with the Avatar but his relationship with his Uncle and the conflicting pressures from him and the society he was raised in that raised him to value power. All of the leads have stuff to go through but Zuko’s journey often becomes solitary and internal, making his ability to change and be a better man all the more inspiring.


Plaintiffs:

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Defense:

“He has yet to have a redemption arc.”
 

Positronic Brain

Out Of Warranty
(He/him)
What makes Zuko's arc so powerful for me is that there's this point in any redemption journey when the would-be hero is offered everything they always wanted to entice them away from their quest, and the hero is supposed to reject that temptation. But Zuko? Zuko is only human. He takes it and helps to almost kill the Avatar. This is not how things are supposed to go, which makes the end of season two all more powerful. And now that Zuko has everything he always wanted he realizes that means nothing compared to what he lost with his betrayal, which makes his defection to the Avatar team feel much more heartfelt. That Zuko manages to climb out from that and stay empathetic says a lot about how good his character development was handled thorough the series. If you had to compare the Zuko of the first episode with the Zuko of the last episode with no context you wouldn't believe they are the same person but when you watch his journey through the series you get it.
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
I like that you can automatically tell where Zukos heart and moral alignment are by his haircut; the more hair he has, the better he’s doing emotionally
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
Hey guys, I wanted to do this earlier but here are some random HONOURABLE MENTIONS!

AKU
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52 Points, 2 Lists, #6 Violentvixen

Aku is one of those great villains who can be what the episode needs him to be without being diluted and twisted out of shape. He can be genuinely scary or truly goofy and funny and it remains very much the same character.

JBear
A great villain, with a great voice actor (RIP). Love to hear him make love to every syllable of his evil speeches.

Coraline
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41 Points, 2 Lists, #10 Patrick
Based on the children's novel of the same, Coraline, is not a conventional kids protagonist. She's a bit sullen and still learning the world doesn't revolve around her. She's a good person with lots of flaws and must use her wits and bravery to overcome one of the scariest monsters in children's film.



Astroboy/Mighty Atom
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33 Points, 1 List, #3 Daikaiju​
Astroboy, AKA Tetsuwan Atom, is probably one of the most important characters in the history of anime. An adaptation of the popular comic, and for North America was the first major anime series. Heck, even though there was anime before (the first being the educational Instant History), Astro Boy was the birth of the popular anime aesthetic as we know it today, just as Tezuka was one of the most important sculptors of the feel of manga that continues today. But we are talking about the character, who is also great. An innocent born into this world, he's a mix of Pinocchio (an innocent created rather than born), Frankenstein (rejected by his creator, giving him an element of tragedy) and Superman (compassionate and heroic) that still resonates today. Also, when is that Pluto anime coming that was announced forever ago?


Korone Inugami

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58 Points, 3 Lists, #6 RT-55J

This one is outside of my field of knowledge so forgive me but people seem to like this VTuber, a sassy dog girl who plays retro video games. I just regret not suggesting that the character was ripped off from this.



The Tasmanian Devil
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30 Points, 2 Lists, #20 Beta Metroid
A spinning ball of id. The character was nicknamed Taz since... the 90s, I think? Certainly by the time he got his own TV cartoon (which was weirdly late in airing up here in Canada, at least my part of Canada. We had to wait until we got Fox). I did like the 90s cartoon (where he could get to be a little more sympathetic), but for me it was in the Chuck Jones cartoons I love him, were he was a seemingly unstoppable force, save for Bugs Bunny's savvy.

 

Peklo

Oh! Create!
(they/them, she/her)
Korone was pretty high up in my VTuber batch of votes. She has an obvious in for older demographics unfamiliar with streamers that work in the medium as her gaming tastes are very old game-friendly, and she's the kind of nerd who uses original hardware whenever she possibly can to do it too. Relentless marathon streamer whenever left to her own devices, and possessed of an undefatigable spirit and demeanor while at it; there isn't a stupid joke she can't make and laugh at it and herself harder than any of her own audience. A lot of great dynamics in her hololive peer group but the Okayu pairing is naturally iconic--cats and dogs living together and all that.
 

ThornGhost

lofi posts to relax/study to
(he/him)
I threw in Korone at the bottom of my list almost as a joke, but I stand behind it. Apart from her aforementioned goofiness and penchant for retro games, she's also a whiz at understanding the moment regarding the technicalities of streaming. Korone capitalizes on mistakes, making them memorable and funny, rolling them into the meta of her shows. It reminds me of improv in a way.

Plus, while she's not completely bereft of it, Hololive seems content to only *lightly* sexualize the character (outside of merchandise) and mostly let her just be the fun loving goofball of the group.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
More honourable mentions...
Sadness
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29 Points, 1 List, #7 Issun
Pixar has a bevy of great characters and Inside Out was a return to form. The show managed to take the premise of Herman's Head and make it work on a deeper level and Sadness is it's most powerful character, showing the value and beauty of her.

Bagheera

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25 Points, 1 List, #11 Beta Metroid
One of Mowgli's mentor's in the Jungle Book. The film's characters differ a bit from the short stories so I don't know about comparing it to that but in the film he is a level-headed mentor. He's not as much "fun" as the fancy-free Baloo, but he's a friend to depend on and one of the great mentor characters (which would also make a good list some day).

Winnie the Pooh
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53 Points, 2 Lists, #7 The Lumber Baron
Man, that first Pooh film is something else. And even in the weaker entries, the character remains consistently whimsical, gentle and in a world that feels safe and silly. Sterling Halloway's voice is perfectly cadenced for the film.

Arsene Lupin III
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49 Points, 2 Lists, #6 WisteriaHysteria
Though it is an archetype that has been older than the character, I feel like Lupin popularized the everlasting anime protagonist who may seem like may have an overly carefree attitude for their adventuring lifestyle but hides a great wealth of capability. I feel like he's a character whose informed the Gokus and Kenshins and Spikes and another character appearing on the list this week. And he makes crime look fun.

Master Shake
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47 Points, 2 Lists, #2 Adrenaline
I feel like we are in an era were we don't want characters with no redeeming values. Don't we get that enough in life. But Master Shake and Dana Snyder's wonderful voice acting are perfect for this pathetic gloryhound who has nothing to offer except bullying, lying and being very bad at those things to the point of self-destruction.


 

Falselogic

Lapsed Threadcromancer
(they/them)
Oh damn, Bagheera is a great pick. I had to cut him from mine. I thought I had Pooh on mine but after reviewing it seems he got inadvertently cut at some point after the Nth revision.
 

Issun

Chumpy
(He/Him)
Sadness is one of Pixar's best creations, and a lot of that is due to Phyllis Smith's voice work, though the animations do a lot to make her indelible as well.

I was the other vote for Pooh Bear, mostly for the Holloway version. There's something so comforting about him.

Didn't vote for Lupin, but given the venue I'm surprised he didn't place.
 

Daikaiju

Rated Ages 6+
(He, Him)
I remember reading the Jungle Book and finding out that Bhageera and Baloo's personalities were switched. Minor mind blower at the time.
 
Marge & Bart: I love both characters, but I think they're both distant 3rd and 4ths to Homer & Lisa for me. Marge came into her own as more and more seasons passed in the show, but she kinda starts out as a non-entity/frazzled and abused wife and I was only really big into the Simpsons for the first 6 or 7 seasons. (If I'm wrong on this, I will freely admit it's been decades since I've seen old Simpsons, but that's what my out-of-focus memories of her tell me.) Still, she's great. I mained her on the arcade game. Bart is fun, but also a dick and I found myself empathizing way more with his sister than him. The episodes that centered around him were never as great as the episodes that centered around Homer. But I definitely spent a lot of time in my youth telling people to not have cows.

The Brain: Fantastic character. Definitely follows many past archetypes, but was probably the best skit in Animaniacs.

Mojo Jojo: PPG was part of that first wave of anime-likes that took the late 90s by storm. I'm not a big fan of his faux Asian accent (it's kinda racist) but he's a funny monkey and funny monkeys are the best. Also, PPG is a great show. I hope at least one of the girls make it on the list.

Dr Orpheus: Definitely my favorite Venture Bros character, which says a lot when that show is just overflowing with incredible characters. He's definitely a Dr Strange/Dr Fate knockoff, but he's got so much texture and nuance of his own that he's solid gold.

Spike Spiegel: Not the Cowboy Bebop character I voted for, but a great character nonetheless. I would have put him on my list, but it felt redundant having both him and...

Lupin III: ...on my list at the same time. Fun fact: Lupin III was the highest ranking male character on my list. What I typed out to Johnny was:
He's like a mildly less problematic Japanese James Bond who is more on the side of being a loveable goofball than cancerous mass of toxic masculinity. He's a horndog, but it's almost always just performative and he's a gentleman when it matters. He fashions himself a master thief and criminal, yet he somehow manages to end up serving the public good instead on every adventure he goes on. He has an incredible rapport with his partners, and his escapades are essentially the blueprint for countless imitators throughout the years. He's got a mean, viscous streak that belies a dark and hidden past, and he won't abide by villains who harm innocents or his friends and will occasionally go on the warpath. But he's mostly characterized as oldened and wizened from his past in most of the franchise. He's immensely fun if you can look past his occasional horniness - which admittedly isn't great. Also Green Jacket Gang 4 Lyfe.

Starscream: Best transformer there is, hands down. (Dinobot is a close second tho.) He's so out there in ways that villains just aren't allowed to be anymore. And he turns into a fighter jet which is the most badass vehicle any of the G1 transformers turn into. I think it says something that out of all the G1 Transformers, that besides Optimus, only Starscream's voice stands out clearly in my mind after like 30 years.

Zorak: Adult Swim peaked with Space Ghost, and Zorak was a big part of that.

Freakazoid: Probably my personal favorite of that whole era of WB cartoons. It's just kind of amazing and prescient to me that Freakazoid's entire backstory is that he was a dude who got sucked into the internet, and when he came out he was insane.

Zuko: I love Zuko. He's a great villain with a great face-turn. And he's voiced by Dante Basco! Which I think gave me an instant affinity to him. It's nice when Asian characters get to be played by Asian voice actors in American cartoons.

Astroboy: I probably should have put him on my list, but I don't have a lot of personal affinity for the guy. Still absolutely legendary and easily a top 5 most important cartoon character who will get mentioned in this whole thread.

Korone: I only dabble in vTubers, watching stray highlight videos that friends recommend. But Korone manages to be the most recommended vTuber I watch by a country mile. I don't think that's a coincidence.

Sadness: A good character with an important message to kids but oh boy does this character hit a little too close to home haha

Bagheera: Personal favorite Jungle Book character and it's not close. A very good kitty.

Winnie the Pooh: Prolly would have made my list had my list been more inclusive. Winnie the Pooh was a big part of my childhood, and Pooh was my favorite character. He's just so incredibly wholesome, and a very empathetic and emotionally intelligent character. And he's just fun. I love him dearly.

Master Shake: A total fucking asshole, and I wouldn't have him any other way. I am probably going to pay Dana Snyder on cameo to say happy birthday to a friend of mine because of how much we both love the character. Definitely single handedly makes ATHF.
 
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