What you did there, I see it. (And it seems kind of useful honestly.)
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Terrifying Horror Movie Concepts
- Thread starter Octopus Prime
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An F-1 racer is busted after authorities discover that his car has been using the forbidden and highly dangerous... Formula Two!!
A zero-emissions law passes nationwide. Unfortunately for you, that means farting is now outlawed, and the cops are on your scent.
You order the biggest wedding cake you can for your wedding, but somehow it has a mind of it's own. It demands that you marry it, or else it will start eating the guests.
Skyscrapers starter scraping the sky, revealing the black void of space beyond the fancy blue paint.
At the pearly gates St. Peter says you can enter heaven, but only if you go back in time and apologize to everyone you annoyed on Twitter.
Your first mistake was not bringing packing tape to the boxing match.
Your phone's new autocorrect system can now correct your speech as you are speaking.
The dead speak!! ...they want you to know about your car's extended warranty.
A zero-emissions law passes nationwide. Unfortunately for you, that means farting is now outlawed, and the cops are on your scent.
You order the biggest wedding cake you can for your wedding, but somehow it has a mind of it's own. It demands that you marry it, or else it will start eating the guests.
Skyscrapers starter scraping the sky, revealing the black void of space beyond the fancy blue paint.
At the pearly gates St. Peter says you can enter heaven, but only if you go back in time and apologize to everyone you annoyed on Twitter.
Your first mistake was not bringing packing tape to the boxing match.
Your phone's new autocorrect system can now correct your speech as you are speaking.
The dead speak!! ...they want you to know about your car's extended warranty.
The movie writes itself.
The real, covered-up reason for the Cadaver Synod was that Pope Formosus was actually a necromancer. He did his best to defend himself, but ironically that was used as proof against him.
Halloween sneaks up on you...and happens in the middle of the month!!
It turns out these tokens are actually quite fungible, unfortunately for your feet.
You're watching a cute spooky vtuber for spooktober, but she's not so cute anymore once she starts crawling out of your screen.
It turns out these man-made horrors are well within your comprehension, after your post-graduate education.
Your first mistake was not bringing ribbon to the wrap battle.
A bunny with a knife, ringing your doorbell.
"What makes you think you stand a chance against me?" says Minnesota Fats, cackling.
The onions are sick of your tears.
It turns out these tokens are actually quite fungible, unfortunately for your feet.
You're watching a cute spooky vtuber for spooktober, but she's not so cute anymore once she starts crawling out of your screen.
It turns out these man-made horrors are well within your comprehension, after your post-graduate education.
Your first mistake was not bringing ribbon to the wrap battle.
A bunny with a knife, ringing your doorbell.
"What makes you think you stand a chance against me?" says Minnesota Fats, cackling.
The onions are sick of your tears.
Entity terrorizing sleepy suburban town operates according to an excruciatingly complex system of rules; is allowed to keep killing simply because no one can be bothered to sit down and figure them out.
"Alright, let's see here. During the periods proscribed in Schedules J [see page 156], K [page 157] or Q [page 167] the entity can be summoned by one or more of the means delineated on Table IV provided the prospective summoner meets all qualifications set forth in Section 12(a). Okay, that makes sense, I think. Oh wait, there's a footnote. "See Appendix II-E for exceptions which apply during the Exclusionary Period." What was the Exclusionary Period again? I think that was in Section 16(c)(iii)..."
"Alright, let's see here. During the periods proscribed in Schedules J [see page 156], K [page 157] or Q [page 167] the entity can be summoned by one or more of the means delineated on Table IV provided the prospective summoner meets all qualifications set forth in Section 12(a). Okay, that makes sense, I think. Oh wait, there's a footnote. "See Appendix II-E for exceptions which apply during the Exclusionary Period." What was the Exclusionary Period again? I think that was in Section 16(c)(iii)..."
Isn't that last one from Hispanic folklore? Don't they call it La Wyer?
Or is that French?
Or is that French?
Johnny Unusual
(He/Him)
Finally it happens on a Friday the 13th.
Johnny Unusual
(He/Him)
Nah, that's just what we call Billy Corgan now.
Your phone rings for half-an-hour straight in the middle of the night. When you finally pick it up... it turns out it's your in-laws.
Toy Story/Chuckie crossover
A Jack-o'-lantern carving competition, but the pumpkins scream!
The spiders in your house unionize, and make various demands that are inscrutable to you as a human.
You close your eyes and lean in to kiss your partner, only to recoil in terror. It's a full moon, and they've just transformed into Scott the Were-Woz!!! What could have caused this terrible curse!?
Toy Story/Chuckie crossover
A Jack-o'-lantern carving competition, but the pumpkins scream!
The spiders in your house unionize, and make various demands that are inscrutable to you as a human.
You close your eyes and lean in to kiss your partner, only to recoil in terror. It's a full moon, and they've just transformed into Scott the Were-Woz!!! What could have caused this terrible curse!?
Zombie Chocobos (The Warking Dead)
This is now the only “but zombies” thing I actually want to see, well done.
Interesting direction for a Maximum Overdrive remake/sequel but I'm on board.
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You could even bring a new twist to that trope by making a movie with fast Zambonis.
No way, man! If a Zamboni doesn't slowly and implacably inch along the ice at you, it's just an ATV with a virus.
Johnny Unusual
(He/Him)
And it has to come from the Zamboni region of France,
aaaaarrgh
Weird A.I.: a Max Headroom-esque cyberthriller in which every computer on Earth has fallen under the control of one Alfred Matthew Yankovic
I'm failing to see the horror in that concept. But that would be a horror-comedy, right?
Johnny Unusual
(He/Him)
I mean, life is pretty much the same; I get up, have Star Trekfast and a hot cup of toffee, take the scrubway to get to twerk on time and return home to eat spinner and read the bluespaper.