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RT-55J

space hero for hire
(He/Him + RT/artee)
Wes Ball? Who's that again...

...what in the world? They tapped the Maze Runner guy?
 

Kirin

Summon for hire
(he/him)
I saw people elsewhere predicting Tom Holland as Link, just because he's Sony's golden boy right now. Eh, could work.
 

Bongo

excused from moderation duty
(he/him)
Staff member
Every decent live-action fantasy movie is a miracle. It's impossible to predict or control them and you shouldn't try to expect them. Hollywood simply doesn't know what to do with that genre. So I think that as long as they do a good job with the costuming and Koji Kondo consults on the score again, I'll be satisfied, and everything else will be a bonus.

Wes Ball has a background in visual effects, so we can probably expect some creatures. And because Nintendo is involved in the production, I feel confident that they won't just take an unrelated script with a contradictory premise and slap some IP names onto the characters. These are the only predictions I feel confident in.
 

BEAT

LOUDSKULL
(DUDE/BRO)
There is literally no chance this movie will be "good" so fuck it make Rob Zombie Ganondorf, Jaden Smith Link and Nikki Minaj Zelda.
 
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BEAT

LOUDSKULL
(DUDE/BRO)
I want John Cena playing Talon and a good 30 minutes of screentime dedication to him mending his relationship with his brother ingo played by Jason Momoa.
 

RT-55J

space hero for hire
(He/Him + RT/artee)
Just had a cursed thought Christ Pratt as Tingle, giving him a role he's even less qualified for. (Please don't do this Nintendo.)
 

Paul le Fou

24/7 lofi hip hop man to study/relax to
(He)
I know Mario surprised people by being OK, but I have far less faith in a Zelda movie, especially a live-action one. Feels like this will be "competent and not terrible" at best.
 

Mr Bean

Chief Detective
What do you think the over / under is on this making into the official soundtrack? Very convenient timing.

 

Violentvixen

(She/Her)
What do you think the over / under is on this making into the official soundtrack? Very convenient timing.

Man, I haven't listened to DragonForce in years and forgot how much dang fun their songs are. Also like that an enemy turned into a rupee, nice touch.
 
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