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Little Weirdos In Trouble
Ferociously Ambivalent
The Davids
(bonus points if nobody in the band is actually named David)
Or what if they were 5 guys who were named either Dave or Clark?I always thought the other four guys in the Dave Clark Five were cowards for not changing their names to Dave Clark, too. I like your alternate plan of having the original Dave Clark change his name to something completely different just as much.