Out Of Warranty
Well, hello, there, Talking Tyrants! Nice of you to drop by. Welcome to Positronic Brain’s “Relationships for Dummies”. Together we will unravel all the mysteries of these crazy little things called Relationships - what are they? How do they work? What makes a successful relationship?
I know, deep stuff. I wish I had the answers.
Er, I mean - thankfully you are reading a book by an authority in the matter, and I’m going to show you the answer to these questions by exploring popular fictional relationships, as voted by your fellow tyrants! That’s right, we’ll see what makes other relationships tick and what's about them that makes us feel warm and fuzzy in our herts (or equivalent vascular central organ). Hopefully, we will learn a thing or two in the process that we can copy/paste into practice.
Hey, worked for me when I had to learn english and worked it really good four me.
Remember, Positronic Brain is not a role model. Some of the relationships tips included herein would cause a person to get hurt, expelled, arrested, possibly deported. To put it another way: Don't try this at home without the supervision of a professional or a very good lawyer.