Johnny Unusual Ate This - A near-weekly series of terrible mistakes

[Johnny Unusual]

Have you tried the All-Dressed Pringles yet?

I have not seen them

 

[LBD_Nytetrayn]

I have not seen them

Huh, wild. They've been right by the chili cheese ones here, I think introduced at the same time.

FWIW, I like them, and I'm kind of finicky about all dressed chips.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Amish Country Popcorn Dust

Finally, a dust to turn my popcorn into something that tastes like popcorn. (BTW, I've been cutting potatoes thin and air frying them to make taters and these Amish Country popcorn seasonings have been really good on them).

This stuff was a nice mix of savoury-accommodating flavours (garlic, fennel, black pepper) Works well in popcorn and on air fried 'tatos.

Pringles Tangy Tomato Twist

Are you too afraid to call it "salsa", Pringles?

This wasn't particularly strong. Mostly I tasted the tomato but it wasn't that exciting.

Cottage Country Sugar Free Fruit Gems

Just call them fruit gummis. That's fine.

Decent gummis.

Mystery Flavour Cotton Candy

I hope it's locked room.

It tastes like Cotton Candy. The mystery aspect didn't excite me.

Chocolate Orange Cotton Candy

Chocolate Orange is a good combo. This time it doesn't seem like it's "here's a layer of orange and a layer of chocolate" like the Unicorn one.

This, however, was a nice flavour. It worked in cotton candy form.

Warheads Sour Blue Raspberry Soda

*sigh*

Tired as I am of blue raspberry, this was a solid drink. Not THAT sour but more than I expected.

Super Roller Gween Apple

Last one.

Blah. These are bad.

Herbert's Best Gummi Eyes

This is interesting. These were really interesting: very spongy yet not too fragile and yummy red goo inside. It feels like someone was having a great time designing these, making them the most "fun" candy possible. That said, pretty expensive for 4 individually packaged gummis.

Kinder Schoko-Bons Crispy

The Candy Depot got a lot of Kinder stuff recently.

I keep forgetting how good kinder is. This is very good. I feel like the design keeps making me think "these are for little kids" but the actual quality of chocolate is high.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Wednesday

Cheetos Crunchy... Jalapeno?

This looks intereting. When I was in Asia most Cheetos didn't have cheese flavour. This appears to be a Japanese one with cheese flavour. Cool.

Strawberry Fruitfuls

Ready to feel like I'm in a waiting room in the 90s.

Wacky Shark

Creamsicle Cotton Candy

First of two summer flavours...

Pina Colada Cotton Candy

Here's the other.

Double Egg Gummis

It's weird how many egg variants there are.

Warheads Sour Green Apple

I've been fairly happy with these. Not crazy good, but satisfying.

Kinder Bueno

Sounds good. LITERALLY. AHYUKHYUKHYUK.

Roo's Strawberry

It's making a big deal out of being Real Australian licorice and I am actually intrigued.

 

[LBD_Nytetrayn]

Cheetos Crunchy... Jalapeno?

This looks intereting. When I was in Asia most Cheetos didn't have cheese flavour. This appears to be a Japanese one with cheese flavour. Cool.

...are these not basically what we have here?

I wound up trying these not too long ago, after something or other happened at Firehouse Subs. I was upset, as I'm not a big Jalapeno person, but tried them anyway.

Now I'm upset they haven't had them on any of my subsequent orders, and while I see them at grocery, they're never on sale.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Cheetos Crunchy... Jalapeno?

This looks intereting. When I was in Asia most Cheetos didn't have cheese flavour. This appears to be a Japanese one with cheese flavour. Cool.

Good. I'm curious if they are different than Western style jalapeno and cheddar. These did look pale. I wonder if that means anything.

Strawberry Fruitfuls

Ready to feel like I'm in a waiting room in the 90s.

Fine. Just like I remember.

Wacky Shark

Not particularly good. The "wacky" brand is very generic.

Creamsicle Cotton Candy

I did think this turned out OK. A light orange and cream flavour.

Pina Colada Cotton Candy

Here's the other.

And this isn't bad either. But I kind of think I need to have an actual pina colada. I feel like they probably tastes much better.

Double Egg Gummis

It's weird how many egg variants there are.

OK but there's a weird vanilla-y flavour to them that the koala had too that's not my favourite. Fine but not as fun to just gulp down like regular gummis to me.

Warheads Sour Green Apple

I've been fairly happy with these. Not crazy good, but satisfying.

This was my least favourite so far but even then, a lot better than I usually expect from soda based on a candy.

Kinder Bueno

Sounds good. LITERALLY. AHYUKHYUKHYUK.

Kinder really is top tier. Quality bar. High recommend.

Roo's Strawberry

It's making a big deal out of being Real Australian licorice and I am actually intrigued.

These were good but I was sitting and having these with a kid who pointed out that it "looks gross but probably tastes good". She was right. It has a greasy sheen to it, probably helped by the fact that it was roasting outside today. Also, not a lot for the packaging, probably because it's supposed to be high quality. And it did taste good.

 

[Torzelbaum]

Good. I'm curious if they are different than Western style jalapeno and cheddar. These did look pale. I wonder if that means anything.

Less food coloring I suppose.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Thursday...

Emoji Light Strawberry

The pink gives it a Dr Slump quality

Bacon Ranch Popcorn

I like to go to the free range bacon range to see those strips running wild and free.

Strawberry Kisses

Hershey's might sue.

Lemonade Cotton Candy
Fuzzy Peach Cotton Candy

Cotton Candy in refreshing Summer flavours.

Satellite Wafers

They looks so fragile, I'm surprised they made the trip from the store.

Warheads Sour Black Cherry Soda

I think this is the last of the Warheads sodas. They've been pretty good.

Dole Mango Peach Drink Mix

First new drink mix in a while. I'm kinda excited. Yeah, it's not a unique flavour, but still.

Kinder Bueno White

Kinder journey continues!

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Emoji Light Strawberry

The pink gives it a Dr Slump quality

Just, like, a sucker.

Bacon Ranch Popcorn

I like to go to the free range bacon range to see those strips running wild and free.

Not bad. I think the bacon popcorn was TOO salty so this is a better mix.

Strawberry Kisses

Hershey's might sue.

Yeah, I really don't like the "creamy" flavour that much in my gummies. I was fine but not exciting.

Lemonade Cotton Candy
Fuzzy Peach Cotton Candy

Cotton Candy in refreshing Summer flavours.

Both are OK but light on the flavour they reference.

Satellite Wafers

They looks so fragile, I'm surprised they made the trip from the store.

OK. So on the plus side, it is "interesting". It is not "good". Imagine a UFO made of communion wafer with candies inside. Yeah, it's just as stale as a communion wafer. It's not a fun eat.

Warheads Sour Black Cherry Soda

I think this is the last of the Warheads sodas. They've been pretty good.

Probably the best of the Warheads drinks. Black Cherry makes for a good soda flavour.

Dole Mango Peach Drink Mix

First new drink mix in a while. I'm kinda excited. Yeah, it's not a unique flavour, but still.

This is pretty good. I think it's the best of the Dole mixes

Kinder Bueno White

Kinder journey continues!

I assumed this would be the same but white but it actually had a fine coating of crumbs on the outside. Not much different but still, pretty decent and I'm glad it's not mostly the same thing. Kinder is really a surprisingly strong company.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Friday, right before my vacay!

Nik-L-Nips

I didn't like the holiday versions. Not expecting to car for these.

Cottage Country Sugar Free Cola Gummis

I love cola gummis

Pure Kick Blood Orange

The most Halloween fruit but I can't wait until then.

Cheetos Up

Can anyone read Japanese to figure this out? Looks like just regular but... what is UP!

Bio Steel Pink Lemonade

I love lemonade in Summer.

Birthday Cake Popcorn

Curious to see if this turns out well. Most of the popcorns from this place is decent.

Superman Sour Candies

It's funny, there are a lot of similar candies but I feel like Superman isn't... sour. That's more Batman.

Emoji Light Blue Raspberry

....alright.

Happy Hippo Hasselnuss

 

[LBD_Nytetrayn]

Can anyone read Japanese to figure this out? Looks like just regular but... what is UP!

Not much. What is UP with you?

 

[Kirin]

Yeah the flavor just says "Cheese" so that's no help. Above the UP it says... "Zakzakkk..." or something? Probably just an onomatopoeia for crunchiness I'd guess. And the top just says it's the world's #1 puff-snack. So I have no idea how this is any different from a regular Cheeto.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Yeah the flavor just says "Cheese" so that's no help. Above the UP it says... "Zakzakkk..." or something? Probably just an onomatopoeia for crunchiness I'd guess. And the top just says it's the world's #1 puff-snack. So I have no idea how this is any different from a regular Cheeto.

I have a feeling if it is, it might be the difference between cola and Mexican cola but in reverse. It could just be it came with a package for some other import the candy store was focused on. It's weird to import "the same thing we have over here."

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Nik-L-Nips

I didn't like the holiday versions. Not expecting to car for these.

Again, I really like the wax packaging but these just taste like unfrozen freeze pops

Cottage Country Sugar Free Cola Gummis

I love cola gummis

These sugar free gummis have been good but the cola gummis are missing something.

Pure Kick Blood Orange

The most Halloween fruit but I can't wait until then.

Disappointingly... mediciney

Cheetos Up

Can anyone read Japanese to figure this out? Looks like just regular but... what is UP!

So these don't taste like regular Cheetos. These are weirdly sweet. Not a good thing.

Bio Steel Pink Lemonade

I love lemonade in Summer.

This is fine. A passable lemonade flavoured drink.

Birthday Cake Popcorn

Curious to see if this turns out well. Most of the popcorns from this place is decent.

Also decent. The birthday cake flavour doesn't amount to much, really, but not bad.

Superman Sour Candies

It's funny, there are a lot of similar candies but I feel like Superman isn't... sour. That's more Batman.

I was hoping these were more like Jolly Ranchers or something but they were more like pez.

Emoji Light Blue Raspberry

....alright.

A pretty generic blue raspberry sucker.

Happy Hippo Hasselnuss

Now HERE WE GO! Kinder impresses again! Strong recommend for this thing marketed to little kids.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Saturday...

Pure Kick Black Cherry Pomegranate

Pure Kick isn't my favourite but I do like Black Cherry flavour.

Country Cottage Sugar Free Gummi Bears

Cola gummi was disappointing but overall I've liked Country Cottage.

Red Bull

The first energy drink super star.

Vidal Filled Gummi Strawberries

Genuinely don't remember my take on Vidal. Fine, maybe?

Peanut Butter-filled Pretzels

But... but where's the chocolate?!

Wonder Woman Lemonade Candy

Fighting for her rights in her citrus tights.

Airheads - Cherry

Airheads, to my memory, is a quality taffy.

Emoji Light Pop - Grape

It's a grape pop, I guess.

Happy Hippo Kakao

The last one was really good. Moe than I expected. So I got high hopes for this.

 

[Torzelbaum]

Genuinely don't remember my take on Vidal. Fine, maybe?

Decent, actually.

Vidal is a decent player in the gummi game,

 

[Johnny Unusual]

This does sound familiar. If I remember the taste is decent enough but more than that, they seem to have fun playing with textures, which is one of the fun things about candy.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Pure Kick Black Cherry Pomegranate

Pure Kick isn't my favourite but I do like Black Cherry flavour.

Yeah, when I mix it with carbonated water, it's good but with regular water, it tastes more mediciney

Country Cottage Sugar Free Gummi Bears

Cola gummi was disappointing but overall I've liked Country Cottage.

After cola was a disappointment I had tempered expectation for this but Country Cottage MOSTLY does good gummies.

Red Bull

The first energy drink super star.

I've never been an energy drink guy. I thought, though, after hiking up a small mountain it might refresh and re-energize me. It was still cool from the fridge even on that hot day but no, it didn't tastes good.

Vidal Filled Gummi Strawberries

Genuinely don't remember my take on Vidal. Fine, maybe?

So, yeah, I remember Vidal's thing. Taste-wise, they aren't AMAZING gummies, but they are fun. But in terms of fun, I think Vidal knows to play with it's textures. So they don't seem "filled" but the texture of the strawberry is different than the leaf. I think I liked the Halloween ones more but I appreciate Vidal gets candy is supposed to be fun and a lot of that comes down to gummies are a fun texture, so playing with it means more fun.

Peanut Butter-filled Pretzels

But... but where's the chocolate?!

These are decent snackers. Reminds me of a slightly nicer version of peanut butter on salteens. In a good way.

Wonder Woman Lemonade Candy

Fighting for her rights in her citrus tights.

I liked it slightly more than the Superman candy. Basically the same with a lemonade flavour. Don't know what lemonade has to do with Wonder Woman but still.

Airheads - Cherry

Airheads, to my memory, is a quality taffy.

Yeah, airheads is a decent taffy. Strong but enjoyable flavour.

Emoji Light Pop - Grape

It's a grape pop, I guess.

Ehh.... it'll do.

Happy Hippo Kakao

The last one was really good. Moe than I expected. So I got high hopes for this.

Again, Kinder hits it out of the park. Wolfed these down fast. Again, for a long time the plastic look of the chocolate of the eggs made me assume it was low quality but they are actually amazing.

 

[Kirin]

Ehh.... it'll doo-doo.

FTFY

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Tomorrow

Gallo Gum - Dora the Explorer

This one is cotton candy flavoured and also sour. Which is an odd mix.

Lay's Magic Masala

I do like masala chips except for the eggy smell which don't SMELL like farts, but do bring them to mind.

Rainbow Delight

Excellent gay porn name but really "delight" does that for pretty much anything.

Snapple Kiwi Strawberry Drink Mix

This is the most 90s flavour and it's not a complaint.

Candy Grinder

Candy Grinder seems kind of like a fun candy deal. I like putting fun into the candy experience.

Harley Quinn Mad Love Candy

I feel like this should have been Puddin' flavoured, but instead it's Cherry. Which should have been the Superman flavour (I mean, it was SOUR Cherry but it should have been regular cherry).

Full Throttle

You feel like you are trying too hard to look tough, drink.

Airheads - Blue Raspberry

This won't dull my Airheads enthusiasm.

Jersey Milk

It's not exciting packages but it is kind of tasteful.

 

[LBD_Nytetrayn]

Lay's Magic Masala

I had these a while back, and enjoyed them well enough. Though if memory serves, I preferred the Pringles take on the flavor.

 

[Kirin]

I recently got a little bag of Lays it’s some kind of smoked barbecue ribs flavor from an Asian grocery when I was passing by hungry. Like most of the random meat flavors it was interesting and okay but not amazing. This one was probably one of the better ones for me because I’m into smoky anything, although it wasn’t really *that* smoky.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Gallo Gum - Dora the Explorer

This one is cotton candy flavoured and also sour. Which is an odd mix.

Oh, God, this was bad. It's powder that's supposed to turn into gum and only bits do and it's just bad sour. Booo! I'm also going to try two more of these so pray for me.

Lay's Magic Masala

I do like masala chips except for the eggy smell which don't SMELL like farts, but do bring them to mind.

Oh, the eggy smell was there but very very faint this time. Very good, over all.

Rainbow Delight

Excellent gay porn name but really "delight" does that for pretty much anything.

These were nice. Simple and delicious. I don't like when similar candy's over accentuate the creme filling but maybe I just don't like creme filling.

Snapple Kiwi Strawberry Drink Mix

This is the most 90s flavour and it's not a complaint.

It was OK. I usually overwater because I find they are usually overflavoured but this probably didn't need it.

Candy Grinder

Candy Grinder seems kind of like a fun candy deal. I like putting fun into the candy experience.

Weird. Not... great. There's a rock salt quality but it's candy and I can't quite identify the flavours. Not awful but I don't recommend it.

Harley Quinn Mad Love Candy

I feel like this should have been Puddin' flavoured, but instead it's Cherry. Which should have been the Superman flavour (I mean, it was SOUR Cherry but it should have been regular cherry).

This is OK. Wonder Woman's is the best but they all taste kind of similar.

Full Throttle

You feel like you are trying too hard to look tough, drink.

I liked this more than I expected. A little less cloying than Red Bull. Don't care for the subtle bitterness, though.

Airheads - Blue Raspberry

This won't dull my Airheads enthusiasm.

This is fine. Airheads is good.

Jersey Milk

It's not exciting packages but it is kind of tasteful.

Of the basic milk chocolate bars, this was a little bit of a let down. Not bad but I've had better (namely Dairy Milk)